Piranhaconda

Piranhaconda is a 2012 film about two piranha/anaconda hybrid creatures hunting down the scientist who stole their egg and a film crew making a slasher film in the jungle.
 * Directed by Jim Wynorski. Written by Mike MacLean.

Part Snake! Part Fish! All Killer! (taglines)

Prof. Lovegrove

 * It's true, you know. There's something in the river. Something big. Something bad. Something that likes to eat people.

Kimmy

 * Suck lead, you hillbilly butt nugget!

Arturo

 * That loco chica, she played kickball with my cojones.

Dialogue

 * Arturo: It's like a unholy union between a piranha and an anaconda.
 * Talia: You mean a piranhaconda?
 * Pike: I can't believe you just said that.


 * Gunner: Hey, you were a Marine right?
 * Jack: Right out of high school.
 * Gunner: Tell me you were some kind of Force Recon bad ass or something.
 * Jack: No, motor pool bad ass.

Taglines

 * Part Snake! Part Fish! All Killer!

Cast

 * Michael Madsen — Prof. Lovegrove
 * Rib Hillis — Jack
 * Rachel Hunter — Talia
 * Terri Ivens — Rose
 * Shandi Finnessey — Kimmy
 * Chris De Christopher — Milo
 * Kurt Yaeger — Gunner
 * Christina DeRosa — Rachel
 * Syd Wilder — Vicky