Postal 2

Postal 2 (stylized as POSTAL2) is a black comedy first-person shooter video game by Running With Scissors, and it is the sequel to the 1997 game Postal.

Postal 2
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 * Postal Dude: Whoever designed this town was on serious crack.
 * Postal Dude: I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first.
 * Postal Dude: Here I was, just enjoying my Second Amendment rights, and you people have to freak out on me!
 * Postal Dude: Guns don’t kill people. I do.
 * Postal Dude: Hey, I'm just trying to exercise my Second Amendment rights here, ya fuckin' Communist!
 * Postal Dude: The gene pool is stagnant, and I am the minister of chlorine.
 * Postal Dude: Please don't think I'm a bigot, I kill races equally...
 * Postal Dude: You probably thought you weren't gonna die today? Surprise!
 * Postal Dude: I know what you're thinking, but the funny thing is, I don't even LIKE videogames...
 * Postal Dude: Today's the first day of the end of your lives.
 * Postal Dude: Did somebody slaughter a goat in here? Seriously, I wanna know. (After entering "Lucky Ganesh All-American grocery store")
 * Habib: Infidel! I crash a plane into your mother!
 * Habib: Your mother is a goat that my father services!
 * Habib: Thank you for Unclean visit! Now GET OUT! And come again, please.
 * Anti-book protestor: Save a tree! Burn a book!
 * Parent for Decency: Games are bad! They make you mad!
 * Krotchy: Krotchy ain't got no cojones. Krotchy IS cojones, bitch!
 * Postal Dude: Ahh, that's the ticket. ''(When urinating)'
 * Priest: Have you dropped an offering in the offering box? (Postal Dude: "Yes") Then you are forgiven.

Postal 2: Apocalypse Weekend
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 * Vegetarian: Somebody call Pamela Anderson!
 * Phraud Hogslop: Hey! That's my Gold Master that I don't have. Give it back! SECURITY!
 * Zombified Mike J: I am Mike J, Kosher Mad Cow Zombie, God of﻿ Hellfire! All bow down, and worship my asscock!

Postal 2: Share the Pain

 * Vince Desi: There's a position under my desk for your sister.