Project ALF

Project: ALF (also known as Project: ALF, Part 2) is a 1996 American made-for-television science fiction film directed by Dick Lowry which serves as a sequel to the final episode "Consider Me Gone" of the 1986–1990 sitcom ALF. It was broadcast in the U.S. by ABC and in Canada on CHCH on February 17, 1996.
 * Directed by Dick Lowry. Written by Tom Patchett and Paul Fusco.

The Alien. The Military. The Movie. (taglines)

Dialogue

 * ALF: [strapped into an electric chair] I take it this isn't the word association test.
 * Dr. Warner: No, no. We're going to conduct a different test.
 * ALF: I'm not sure I like the word "conduct". [looks at a High Voltage sign]
 * Dr. Warner: Oh, pay no attention to that sign, it shouldn't even be there. I'll remove it if it bothers you.
 * ALF: It bothers me.
 * [Warner gets electrocuted when trying to remove the sign and falls over as he begins to sizzle on the floor]
 * ALF: Medic. Medic.


 * Dr. Stanley: Let's try some word association. I'll say a word and you say whatever pops into your mind.
 * ALF: Food.
 * Dr. Stanley: I haven't said anything yet.
 * ALF: Nothing interesting, at least.
 * Dr. Stanley: Sit.
 * ALF: I am sitting.
 * Dr. Stanley: No, that's the first word: sit.
 * ALF: Oh, um... food.
 * Dr. Stanley: Sunrise.
 * ALF: Breakfast.
 * Dr. Stanley: Square.
 * ALF: Meal.
 * Dr. Stanley: Left.
 * ALF: Overs.
 * Dr. Stanley: Should we stop and get you something to eat?
 * ALF: I could use a little snack.


 * [some time after Dr. Warner was electrocuted]
 * Dr. Newman: Hello, Alf, I'm Dr. Newman.
 * ALF: No need to ask who you're replacing.
 * Dr. Newman: We're going to try a little game called numeric sequencing.
 * ALF: Does involve electric shock?
 * Dr. Newman: Absolutely not.
 * ALF: Forgive me if I'm still paranoid, there's still a silhouette burned into the linoleum.


 * ALF: I'm a bit curious about the "Don't ask, don't tell" policy here in the military.
 * Dr. Carnage: What about it?
 * ALF: Well it assume it's worked to you advantage.
 * Dr. Carnage: [to the camera] Stop the tape.


 * [Rick is angrily venting his contempt for Dexter Moyers]
 * ALF: Rick, I've never seen you like this.
 * Dr. Mullican: Nah, I just don't like the guy, is all.
 * ALF: No, I mean from this angle... and I thought I had a lot of nose hair.

Taglines

 * Call the government! Alert the media! Hide the cat! Alf's back!
 * The Alien. The Military. The Movie.

Cast

 * Paul Fusco - ALF
 * William O'Leary - Captain Dr. Rick Mullican
 * Jensen Daggett - Major Dr. Melissa Hill
 * Martin Sheen - Colonel Gilbert Milfoil
 * Miguel Ferrer - Dexter Moyers
 * Liz Coke - Nina
 * Ray Walston - Motel Manager
 * Ed Begley, Jr. - Dr. Warner
 * Beverly Archer - Dr. Carnage
 * Scott Michael Campbell - 2nd Lieutenant Harold Reese
 * Charlie Robinson - Dr. Stanley
 * John Schuck - Gen. Myron Stone
 * Markus Redmond - Sgt. Rhomboid
 * Erick Avari - Rocket (voice)
 * Dell Yount - Dr. Mockton
 * Michael Weatherred - Murphy
 * Gregalan Williams - Police Officer
 * Jeff Rawluk - Card Guard #1
 * Ahmet Zappa - Card Guard #2