Quack Pack

Quack Pack (1996) is an American animated sitcom produced by Disney Television Animation as part of The Disney Afternoon, featuring Donald Duck and his teenage nephews. --

The Really Mighty Ducks

 * [The teenage Duck nephews are in their room, filled with many comic books]
 * Huey: So many comic books.
 * Dewey: So little time.
 * Louie: You guys ever think maybe we should quit reading all these comics and do something?
 * Huey: Someone's been reading self help books again.
 * Dewey: Pitiful.
 * Donald: [enters their room] Hiya, boys! [trips on a skateboard and lands in a pile of clothes and comics] Yuck! [a pizza slice lands on top of his head; looks around] What a mess! You boys should be ashamed.
 * Louie: Ashamed? About what?
 * Donald: This room! I want it spotless!
 * Dewey: Spotless?!
 * Louie: You mean you want us to clean?


 * Donald: Clean this room, or else! [leaves]
 * Huey: Clean our room? The nerve of some people.
 * Dewey: We're much too busy.
 * Louie: We've got a million things to do.
 * [Later…]
 * Duck nephews: We got nothing to do.


 * [After Ludwig's superhero machine gives the teenage Duck triplets superpowers…]
 * Ludwig: [opens the door and Dewey steps out, with an incredibly huge head] Why, Dewey! That's one fantastic makeover you did there!
 * Dewey: Call me Brain Boy! Now witness the amazing psychokinetic powers of my super brain! [uses his powers to make a steel post-shaped puppy] See how my indomitable brain beak twists this dirty steel post… into a festive puppy! My brother Louis, I presume?
 * Louie: [steps out of the machine with an incredibly muscular body] Call me Captain Muscle! Behold my super stupendous strength! [lifts up the superhero machine with his finger, to Ludwig's amazement, and sets it back down]
 * [Huey is the last to come out of the machine, with incredible speed]
 * Dewey: Tis, our other sibling, Hubert. But wait, he appears unchanged saved for his apparel.
 * Louie: You're right. Tell us, Super H. What powers did you get?
 * Huey: [dashes away and back with a kangaroo; in Australian accent] G'day, mates.
 * Louie: It made him Australian?
 * Dewey: No, it made him super fast… extreme.
 * Huey: Call me the Really Incredibly Fast Guy… uh, until I can think of something better.


 * Louie: Nice digs.
 * Dewey: We even have our own narrator.


 * Timmy: [sobbing] My kite!
 * Dewey: What's the matter, little Timmy Miller of 1804 1/2 Farnam Street?
 * Timmy: [points up to his kite that's stuck in a tree] My kite!
 * Dewey: Cease your ocular discharge. [wipes Timmy's teary eyes with his cape] I shall amend the situation with my magnifu-caltractonious mind.
 * Timmy: [confused] Is that a word?
 * Dewey: It is now.


 * T-Squad: [reading the note] "Clean your room or else! Love and kisses- Your uncle, the Duck of Doom."
 * Huey: Of course you know what this means.
 * Louie: We're not gonna make it to the superhero debutante ball?
 * Huey: No! The T-Squad must stand firm! This "Duck of Doom" will not force us to clean our room! Hey, that rhymes.
 * T-Squad: T-Squad, HO!
 * Dewey: Let's see. How shall I reply to this with a proper verb in panache? Ah! "No way, Jose!" [sticks the note on the plane]
 * Louie: Return to sender!


 * Donald: Yoo-hoo, T-Squad! Look what I've done!
 * Huey: So you tied up the freeway, drained a lake, and put funny glasses on Mount Rushmore? Big deal.
 * Donald: [offended] Big deal?!
 * Huey: The T-Squad can't be bothered by such, uh… frivolities, especially when we have to deal with real disasters.


 * Louie: [shivering] The North Pole? Couldn't we hide out somewhere nice like the Bahamas?
 * Huey: Well, it might be a little frosty, but at least we're safe until we can come up with a plan.

Island of the Not-So-Nice

 * Dewey: What was that anyway? Some kind of mutant prehistoric pigeon?

Return of the T-Squad

 * Louie: Last time we became superheroes, the whole universe got destroyed!


 * Huey: What did you do?
 * Dewey: I found out what it's like…to be a woman.
 * [Huey quickly moves away from him after to have shockingly heard that]

Pardon My Molecules

 * Huey: I'll show you how to get even!
 * Dewey: Me?! You started it!
 * Huey: You started it!

Heavy Dental

 * Huey: So what?! Look at me! I can't enter the Mr. Cool Teen contest like this! I can't even go out in public! My life is officially over!

Huey Duck, P.I.

 * Huey: Ready to give up, lady?

The Boy Who Cried Ghost

 * Donald: [grabs Dewey by the beak] Dewey! Oh, why'd you… [squawks furiously]
 * Louie: [angrily] We're stuck in the middle of nowhere and it's all your fault!

I.O.U. a U.F.O.

 * Huey: U.F.O. almost lands on your head and you want proof?!
 * Louie: You're the one who believes this stuff!


 * Daisy: What's on your mind, Dewey?
 * Dewey: [disappointed] Doesn't matter if you're from Earth, Mars, or Planet Glum. You gotta build space ships out of something. Metal, wood, solidified nose hairs, I don't know, but something solid! And these aren't. Oh, man, whatever.


 * Dewey: A projector? It's a projector?! [angrily] I'VE BEEN RIPPED OFF!

Cast

 * Jeannie Elias — Huey Duck
 * Pamela Segall Adlon — Dewey Duck
 * E.G. Daily — Louie Duck
 * Tony Anselmo — Donald Duck
 * Kath Soucie - Daisy Duck