Ray Donovan

Ray Donovan (2013–2020) is a crime drama series on Showtime, about a "fixer" for Los Angeles' celebrities who finds himself facing his own personal problems when his father returns from jail.

The Bag or the Bat [1.01]

 * Ray Donovan: Do you think you're the first person I've dealt who woke up with a dead body... ?



The Golem [1.05]

 * Ray Donovan: I'm not the kind of guy you fire.

Uber Ray [2.02]

 * [after slapping Ray in order to make him stop]
 * Abby Donovan: I can't keep doing this. I feel raped.
 * Ray Donovan: Raped? You fucking kidding me?
 * Abby Donovan: I talked to Dr. Finkel about it. Do you even know how rough you are? My pussy hurts. I can barely walk some days.

Handshake Deal [3.05]

 * Conor Donovan: She walked in on me at a bad time.
 * Mickey Donovan: Bad time? Were you jerking off?
 * Conor Donovan: [nod]
 * Mickey Donovan: Conor, if God didn't want us to jerk off, he would've given us shorter arms. It's natural.
 * Conor Donovan: Thanks, Grandpa.

If I Should Fall from Grace with God [5.07]

 * Duquesne Baker: What are you in for?
 * Bunchy: Quadruple homicide.
 * Duquesne Baker: Holy fuck... El Trebol. I like you... Call you E.T. for short.
 * County Officer: Brendan Donovan.
 * Bunchy: Yeah?
 * County Officer: You're out.
 * Bunchy: What?
 * County Officer: Let's go.
 * Duquesne Baker: That's a hell of a lawyer.

An Irish Lullaby [7.05]

 * Ray Donovan: Oh, Jesus Christ. You're out of food
 * Terry Donovan: I'm fine.
 * Ray Donovan: No, you're not fine, Terry.
 * Terry Donovan: Am I out of beer?
 * Ray Donovan: No, you got three beers.
 * Terry Donovan: Then I'm fine.