Reno 911!: Miami

Reno 911!: Miami is a 2007 American comedy film based on Comedy Central's Reno 911! directed by cast-member Robert Ben Garant, who plays "Junior." It was released on February 23, 2007. The film opened at #4 with an estimated gross of $10.4 million.

Quotes

 * Jeff: Johnson! Last words?
 * Johnson: [sigh] Legalize it?


 * Jeff: No immunity to bullets.

[fires gun]


 * Junior: Reno is a lot like Mayberry on the TV except that everyone's on crystal meth and prostitution's legal.
 * Junior: FUCK YOU!


 * Junior: I just had the weirdest dream.
 * Dangle: You know you're driving, right?

[hits a porto-potty]
 * Dangle: [looking back] Nobody in it.


 * Wiegel: Your watch is stuck in my pubes.


 * Jim: What the fuck?


 * Jones: Be gentle with it!


 * Wiegel: Shut up, nigger.


 * Drug Lord's First Hostage: [after being tortured by weed wacker] Who brings a weed wacker on a boat?


 * Trudy: I became a cop because my doctors thought it would be a good idea for me to get out of the house.


 * Jeff: [attempting to jump a raised bridge in a mini-cart] HAMMER OF THE GODS!


 * Trudy: Jim Can you just give me a pity fuck?


 * Kelvar Guy: [Officer Weigel takes her turn shooting at guy in Kelvar vest & accidentally shoots him in the arm] What the fuck?

 [repeated line]
 * Jim: What the fuck, man?


 * Motel Owner: You guys here for the suck-fest?


 * Wiegel: I'm pooping.


 * Terry: Your mom's a Ukalele, Terry.