Rick & Steve: The Happiest Gay Couple in All the World

Rick & Steve: The Happiest Gay Couple in All the World (2007 – 2009) is a stop-motion animated TV comedy on the Logo channel.

Guess Who's Coming for Quiche? [1.1]

 * Evan: Oh my God, we're late! Should I take an ephedrine or eat something there?
 * Chuck: Would you rather be dead or fat?
 * Evan: I know, right? I better take two.


 * Kirsten: Think about it. Conservatives and crack whores shouldn't be the only people making babies.


 * Rick: Is it me?
 * Steve: It's not you, it's having sex with you.


 * Dana: It's down to these two. Whose pic do you like better? ASSPOUNDER or QTSTR8A&FJOCK?
 * Kirsten: Wow. One of these could be the father of our baby!

Bush Baby [1.2]

 * Rick: That's disgusting! Someone might reach in there for cookies!
 * Evan: If I was her I'd be dabbin' that fetus on those crow's feet.


 * Chuck: As much as I'd love to stay here and chip away at your relationship, I'd rather be porking my 19-year-old boyfriend.
 * Evan: Smooches crotches!


 * Ivory: Having a baby has strengthened our relationship. I can't even see our problems anymore.


 * Kirsten: Negative! This can't be happening. Must have more sperm!
 * Dana: Slow down, Lewinsky.


 * Ivory: You have to plan ahead...As soon as we found out Ebony was expecting, we started two savings accounts. One for college and one for gender reassignment surgery



Damn Straights [1.3]

 * Dana: They only call babies "miracles" because it sounds better than "accidents."


 * Evan: You can't stop me from doing drugs!
 * Chuck: I think I can stop you from doing my drugs!


 * Steve's Mom: You know what you need? A queer and his eye.
 * Rick: Now where would we find a queer?
 * Steve's Mom: You know, a queer did our place. A real live one...  Lisp, Liza, and everything!


 * Bus Driver: We are now entering the heterosexual time zone. Please set your watches to five minutes ago.



It's Raining Pussy [1.4]

 * Condi Ling (the fag hag): I could see my entire life flash before my eyes, like one big gay pride parade.



Save our Seamen [1.5]

 * Hunter (Rick's ex): What's wrong, Rickshaw? You used to love dancing dirty.
 * Rick: I'm with Steve now. I don't love anything.




 * Evan: Yummy! Who's that?
 * Chuck: That would be Rick's ex-boyfriend. Don't even try. He's a strict rice queen.
 * Evan: It's a known fact that Latinos can pass for Asians if we have to.



Hormonally Yours [1.6]

 * Rick: Does this feel good?
 * Steve: Not really, no.
 * Rick: How about this?
 * Steve: Rick! No means later!




 * Dana: F. Cornelius Hampton Hampton, this is Dana Bernstein.
 * F. Cornelius Hampton Hampton: 'Bernstein'? How embarrassing. It sounds so Jew-y.
 * Dana: Is it 'Jew-y.' I'm a JAB.
 * F. Cornelius Hampton Hampton: A what?
 * Dana: A Jewish-American Bulldyke.

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