Ringer (TV series)

Ringer (2011–2012) is an American dramatic television series, airing on The CW, about Bridget who, having lead a troubled life, takes over that of her rich twin sister Siobhan's after she mysteriously dies. Bridget soon finds that her sister's life is full of danger.

Pilot [1.01]

 * Gemma: [About the terrace design on the penthouse] You don't seem that excited. What's wrong? I thought you live for this stuff.
 * Bridget: [As Siobhan] I do, I'm just tired. Andrew came home late last night.
 * Gemma: You're skinny and you're having sex.
 * Bridget: No! We didn't.
 * Gemma: Last time I saw Henry naked was right before the twins turned three. Last Year! I think Henry's having an affair. I can't stand to look at him, let alone sleep next to him. Oh I can so use you and a Martini. Say you'll go out with me tonight.
 * Bridget: I'd love to.
 * Gemma: Oh no wait, don't you have that thing?
 * Bridget: What thing?
 * Gemma: That fundraising thing.
 * Bridget: Yes, I totally forgot.
 * Gemma: I'll be fine. I'll just, hook up with one of the workmen. I'm sure contractors make more money than out of work novelists.


 * Victor: You okay?
 * Bridget: Not really.
 * Victor: Just get up on the stand and tell the judge what you saw. You were a witness to a crime you did nothing wrong. It'll be over before you know it.
 * Bridget: That's what I'm afraid of.
 * Victor: Bridget, we'll protect you.
 * Bridget: You don't get it, if Bodaway wants me dead, I'm dead. No one can protect me.


 * Bridget: [as Siobhan, walking into Henry's apartment] I'm not here to sleep with you.
 * Henry: Why? I'm here to sleep with you.
 * Bridget: Henry, you're my best friend's husband.
 * Henry: That never bothered you before.
 * Bridget: Well, it does now.


 * Siobhan: Bridget, listen. Andrew doesn't exactly know about you.
 * Bridget: About my visiting.
 * Siobhan: He doesn't know I have a sister.


 * Bridget: [On the phone to Malcolm] Siobhan killed herself. I don't know why she did it. I'm the only one that knows that she's dead. I saw a way out and I took it. I was so scared. The cops were after me, Bodaway was after me. I felt like I didn't have a choice. It was so easy Malcolm. I mean they all think I'm her. They all think I'm Siobhan.

She's Ruining Everything [1.02]

 * Bridget: You just need a good night's sleep.
 * Gemma: Yeah, that and some happy pills.


 * Andrew: Please, do as your told. For once.


 * Bridget: You're high.
 * Juliet: Was high. Now I'm hungover.


 * Bridget: Does a shoe sale at Bergdorf's constitute an emergency?


 * Bridget: Getting pregnant is not a strategy.
 * Olivia: It is if you need to hold on to your husband.

If You Ever Want A French Lesson... [1.03]

 * Siobhan: Then again, I do keep my money under the mattress.
 * Tyler: It's probably safer that way.


 * Andrew: It's a little early for that isn't it?
 * Henry: Hey, you saw my wife. It's justified.


 * Andrew: You can take Gemma to the ballet tonight. The two of you can talk about how much you hate your husbands.


 * Bridget: Really?
 * Gemma: Is it that hard to believe you have an amazing husband?


 * Victor: You know, we don't have to do this here. I've got a perfectly boring office just a few blocks away. I mean, I can't serve you anything fancy, but I can brew you a cup of really bad coffee.

It's Gonna Kill Me, But I'll Do It [1.04]

 * Gemma: That's for sleeping with my husband, you whore!


 * Siobhan: One night with me and you're already speaking French?


 * Siobhan: What about the brunette?
 * Tyler: She's fun but I've always had a thing for blondes.


 * Siobhan: I'm not picky. I'll take presents from anyone.


 * Tyler: Is that how you connect with people? Shove them out of your room without a single thought.

I'm The Good Twin [1.22]

 * Bridget: (After learning the truth about her twin) Siobhan Wanted Me Dead?

Cast

 * Sarah Michelle Gellar - Bridget Kelly/Siobhan Martin
 * Kristoffer Polaha - Henry Butler
 * Ioan Gruffudd - Andrew Martin
 * Nestor Carbonell - Victor Machado
 * Mike Colter - Malcolm Ward
 * Tara Summers - Gemma Butler
 * Zoey Deutch - Juliet Martin
 * Billy Miller - Charlie
 * Jason Dohring - Mr. Carpenter