Road to Bali

Road to Bali is a 1952 film about two men who dive for treasure while competing for a beautiful princess.
 * Directed by Hal Walker. Written by Frank Butler.

Harold Gridley

 * He's gonna sing, folks. Now's the time to go out and get the popcorn.


 * Say, I haven't looked for work since I was night watchmen at Vassar.


 * [to George] Why, you collapsible Como, you...

Dialogue

 * Ken Arok: You will love Vaatu. It is an island paradise.
 * Harold Gridley: Girls, huh?
 * Ken Arok: Could it be paradise without girls?


 * Harold Gridley: Is that the way all the natives dress on your island?
 * Male Native: Nods
 * Harold Gridley: Really? George, do you suppose...
 * George Cochran: Not a chance.
 * Harold Gridley: Stick around folks, he could be wrong you know.


 * George Cochran: I wonder what the locals are like?
 * Princess Lala: I hope they're not cannibals or headhunters!
 * Harold Gridley: I hope they're orange pickers, I want to get out of this tree!
 * George Cochran: Oh, stop squawking, you'll fall off when you're ripe!


 * George Cochran: What's that?
 * Harold Gridley: Oh, that's Errol Flynn. He can't stand it.


 * Harold Gridley: Say, Haggis!
 * George Cochran: What is it, MacBaggis?
 * Harold Gridley: Have you heard the latest about MacTavish?
 * George Cochran: What's he done now?
 * Harold Gridley: I heard he's living on the roof!
 * George Cochran: Why would he be living on the roof?
 * Harold Gridley: Because he heard someone say, "Drinks are on the house!"


 * Princess Lala: Do you always fight over girls?
 * Harold Gridley: Well, what else can we fight over? We've never had any money. [Looking straight into the camera] That's for Washington!


 * Princess Lala: [showing a portrait of a woman in regal dress] She was my mother, Queen Tama of Vaatu.
 * George Cochran: Hm, beautiful.
 * Princess Lala: [indicating the portrait next to it of a man in a kilt] And he was my father.
 * George Cochran: Didn't anybody in the family wear the pants?


 * Harold Gridley: Hey! What are you gonna do with TWO girls?
 * George Cochran: That's...um...MY problem....

Cast

 * Bing Crosby — George Cochran
 * Bob Hope — Harold Gridley
 * Dorothy Lamour — Princess Lala McTavish
 * Murvyn Vye — Prince Ken Arok
 * Peter Coe as Gung
 * Ralph Moody — Bhoma Da
 * Leon Askin — King Ramayana
 * Carolyn Jones — Eunice
 * Michael Ansara — Guard
 * Harry Cording — Verna's father