Road to Rio

Road to Rio is a 1947 film about two vaudevillians who stow away on a Brazilian-bound ocean liner and foil a plot by a hypnotist to marry off her niece.
 * Directed by Norman Z. McLeod. Written by Jack Rose.

Take a New Year Cruise to Rio with the Screen's Top Laughter Trio! (taglines)

Hot Lips Barton

 * [Hanging off the high wire] Help! Help! [Aside to camera] You know, this picture could end right here.


 * [appearing in gaudy circus tights] Do you think Superman will sue?


 * [Staring at Lucia's very tight gown] How'd you put that on - with a spraygun?


 * Look at this contract we signed for five months - two weeks guarantee!


 * [Knocking the bad guys unconscious with the pattycake routine] That's what they get for not seeing our pictures!


 * (looking at Tor Johnson) "How did Mount Baldy get into this?"

Dialogue

 * Scat Sweeney: Swine!
 * Hot Lips Barton: Pig!
 * Scat Sweeney: That's the same as swine.
 * Hot Lips Barton: All right. Ham!


 * Lucia Maria de Andrade: I don't know what came over me! I found myself saying things, and I didn't know why I was saying them.
 * Hot Lips Barton: Look, why don't you just run for Congress and leave us alone?


 * Scat Sweeney: Are you admitting you're a dirty coward?
 * Hot Lips Barton: No, a clean one!


 * Cardoso: You phoneys! You'll never work in Rio again!
 * Hot Lips Barton: Who wants to work? We're musicians!


 * [Lucia slaps Scat's face]
 * Scat Sweeney: Baby?!
 * Hot Lips Barton: Baby? Seems more like Bogie!

Taglines

 * Something Great For You...Their New and Nuttiest Road Show
 * Take a New Year Cruise to Rio with the Screen's Top Laughter Trio!

Cast

 * Bing Crosby — Scat Sweeney
 * Bob Hope — Hot Lips Barton
 * Dorothy Lamour — Lucia Maria de Andrade
 * Gale Sondergaard — Catherine Vail
 * Frank Faylen — Trigger
 * Joseph Vitale — Tony
 * George Meeker — Sherman Mallory
 * Frank Puglia — Rodrigues
 * Nestor Paiva — Cardoso
 * Robert Barrat — Johnson
 * Stanley Andrews — Capt. Harmon
 * Harry Woods — Ship's Purser
 * The Wiere Brothers — Three Musicians
 * The Andrews Sisters — Themselves
 * Jerry Colonna — Himself
 * Marquita Rivera — Nightclub Performer