Saturday the 14th

Saturday the 14th is a 1981 film about a family that moves into a house inhabited by monsters.
 * Directed and written by Howard R. Cohen.

Just when you thought it was safe to look at the calendar again. (taglines)

Dialogue

 * Marge: Do you have children?
 * Waldemar: As often as we can.


 * Waldemar: He's in there, and we're out here. He's got that book by now!
 * Yolanda: If he had that book by now, he wouldn't still be in there.
 * Waldemar: But we'd still be out here.

Taglines

 * Just when you thought it was safe to look at the calendar again.
 * The year's number 1 horror-comedy spoof!

Cast

 * Richard Benjamin — John
 * Paula Prentiss — Mary
 * Jeffrey Tambor — Waldemar
 * Severn Darden — Van Helsing
 * Kari Michaelsen — Debbie