Scary Movie 5

Scary Movie 5 (stylized as Scary MoVie) is a 2013 American comedy film and the fifth installment of the Scary Movie franchise. Evil is coming. Bring protection. (taglines)

Jody Sanders

 * Hey! We don't lick our balls in this house!

Dialogue

 * Martin: Caesar has got to show some human intelligence at that board meeting or...
 * Dan: Caesar's probably smarter than half of those board members.
 * Martin: Dan...
 * Dan: I know what you're going to say, if he's so smart, why is he in the cage?
 * Martin: You're in the cage.


 * Christian Grey: How do you like my blue room?
 * Jody: It's red.
 * Christian Grey: Oh. I'm color blind, my decorator assured me... never mind.

Taglines

 * Evil is coming. Bring protection.
 * You've Never Seen Activity Like This.

Cast

 * Ashley Tisdale as Jody Sanders
 * Simon Rex as Dan Sanders
 * Erica Ash as Kendra Brooks
 * Katrina Bowden as Natalie
 * Terry Crews as Martin
 * Jasmine Guy as Mrs. Brooks
 * Darrell Hammond as Dr. Hall
 * Sarah Hyland as Mia
 * Heather Locklear as Barbara
 * J. P. Manoux as Pierre
 * Mac Miller as D'Andre
 * Shad Moss aka Bow Wow as Eric
 * Jerry O'Connell as Christian Grey
 * Tyler Posey as David
 * Molly Shannon as Heather Darcy
 * Snoop Dogg as Ja'Marcus