Sex Drive (film)

Sex Drive is a 2008 sex comedy film about a high school graduate who goes on a cross-country road trip to hook up with a girl he met online.
 * Directed by Sean Anders. Written by Sean Anders and John Morris, based on the novel All the Way by Andy Behrens.

He's leaving virgin territory.

Ian

 * Holy buckets...she wants me to give her the D.
 * Hey, sir. I've got something yummy for your little girl.

Lance

 * Who's gonna pound on it? Say it: 'Ian's gonna pound on it.'
 * I can't believe I'm banging an Amish chick. I mean seriously, what are the odds?
 * Oh, did you have a moment? A little moment? You're an idiot.

Rex

 * Which do you like better, the shaft or the balls?...You like 'em both, don't you.
 * Put a little sack into it, powder puff.
 * No way. No way my little brother's takin' it in the chili ring! You go and bang a female woman like the good Lord intended. And Ian...fill up the tank, would ya, buddy? Cause it's gettin' a little low.

Andy/Randy

 * I'm into you, and...I'm hard.
 * Hey, I was born to fertilize!
 * Do you have a phone number? ...You don't! Oh, okay.
 * You should pee on us!
 * You gotta get the monkey.
 * Nice hair. It'd look...look better in my crotch.

Ezekiel

 * What up, English?
 * I miss sarcasm. It's mostly lost on my people. And gambling... went to Vegas once. [pause] And buttfucking.

Other

 * Girl at Theme Park: I would've blown.

Dialogue

 * Randy: You wear thong underpants?
 * Andy: You want us to take our shirts off?
 * Randy: Where do you live?
 * Andy: Is your mom hot too?
 * Randy: Where do you live?
 * Andy: What's your address?
 * Randy: You like pizza?


 * Ian: Where do you guys get the confidence to, like, hit on every girl you see?
 * Randy: Cause we're the shit.
 * Andy: Yeah, you oughta know that, bitch.


 * Angry Cop: Drop the weapon, donut man! Okay, put your hands on your head! Both hands, asshole!
 * Ian: I can't move the other arm.
 * Angry Cop: Who said that? Who said that?
 * Ian: l can't move the other arm. Sir, I'm not resisting. it's foam, sir.
 * Angry Cop: The big Mexican won't go down! Take the shot!
 * Ian: Holy shit.
 * Felicia: Jesus! Hold your fire! Hold your fire, okay? He is not the bad guy! She is the car thief. Right there. The blond, in a belt for a skirt.

Cast

 * Josh Zuckerman - Ian Lafferty
 * Amanda Crew - Felicia Alpine
 * Clarke Duke - Lance Johnson
 * Seth Green - Ezekiel
 * James Marsden - Rex Lafferty
 * Katrina Bowden - Ms. Tasty
 * Alice Greczyn - Mary
 * Michael Cudlitz - Rick
 * David Koechner - Hitchhiker
 * Dave Sheridan - Bobby Jo
 * Mark L. Young - Randy
 * Charlie McDermott - Andy
 * Cole Petersen - Dylan Lafferty
 * Allison Weissman - Becca
 * Andrea Anders - Brandy
 * José Duarte - Brandy's father
 * Kim Ostrenko - Ian's stepmother
 * Brett Rice - Mr. Lafferty
 * Susie Abromeit -Tiffany
 * Brian Posehn - Carny
 * John Ross Bowie - Dr. Teddescoe
 * Sasha Ramos - Kimberly
 * Jessica Just - Lindsay
 * Caley Hayes - Sandy
 * Fall Out Boy - themselves
 * Kyle Gass - Trucker