Shadazzle

Shadazzle is a British comedy-drama web series

1.01 Jemima

 * Jemima: My name Jemima. I clean.


 * Fred: Do you have good cleaning skills?
 * Jemima: Sorry, I speak no good English. I clean?
 * Fred: Well, if you get the job, yes.
 * Jemima: I get job?
 * Fred: Perhaps.
 * Jemima: I get job.

1.02 Tess

 * Tess: Maybe it's something I can help with, I studied psychology at college. Or university. One of the two.
 * Alex: Well... If you were in love with someone... But they were already with someone else... And engaged, no less... What would you do?
 * Tess: I don't really know. I studied dog psychology.

1.03 Alex

 * Alex: Oh, Jemima, I didn't see you there.

1.05 Robert

 * Robert: There's clumsy, and then there's clumsé.

2.05 Alex

 * Jemima (as Shakespeare): Thou, madame, hath the privileged honour of being in the presence of the great William Gareth Shakespeare. In the flesh, so to speak.


 * Jemima (as Shakespeare): If thou were't ask, I would sayeth one thing: Life be a fleeting ordeal.


 * Jemima (as Shakespeare): Follow thine heart, and thou shalt finders thine true self, forsooth.

4.01 George

 * George: I was gonna stay at that B&B they says is haunted, because it's cheap, and I like a good mystery.

5.02 Tom

 * Maud: I went to Tesco and they had burgers on offer for 10p per box, so I thought I'd stock up while they're cheap, so I bought 500. But it turns out they go out of date tomorrow, so... Barbecue!