Shadow Warrior

Shadow Warrior (1997) is a first-person shooter computer game.

Lo Wang

 * "Oh, like I scared of little snake!"
 * "Tch! Son of a bitch!"
 * "I am the Shadow Warrior."
 * "You no mess with Lo Wang!"
 * "Who wants some Wang?"
 * "A ninja knows no fear."
 * "Pain is for the weak."
 * "You made another stupid move!"
 * "You look like a stupid!"
 * "Try hunting both of us!"
 * "It is natural to die."
 * "Sayonara, scumbag."
 * "You are tiny grasshopper."
 * "Who put these here!? Ow!"
 * "It is good day to die. Ha-Ha"
 * "Just like Hiroshima."
 * "Just like Nagasaki."
 * "Oh, damn, I'm running into walls now!"
 * "Oh, better zip fly."
 * "Everybody dead. I like that."
 * "Ahh, better than acupuncture."
 * "Ancient chinese secret."
 * "Oh, must be American made."
 * "You drive like a baboon in heat."
 * "You very bad man."
 * "This is not a charade."
 * "Dying time's here."
 * "Eat this, pencil dick!"
 * "You can't evade me forever."
 * "I stick a firecracker in your ass."
 * "Haha, call me Mr. Fix It!"
 * "That's no ordinary wang."
 * "You do that you go blind."
 * "Two wangs are better than one."
 * "Hello, is your refridgerator running? Better catch it!"
 * "Tora, Tora, Tora!"
 * "Uh oh, look like Lo Wang need to cut back on sushi."
 * "No, can't use this, this won't fit on my finger."
 * "Before you attack her, wrap your wacka!"
 * "Whoa, must be American made."
 * "Just like Pearl Harbour."
 * "Revenge is dish best served raw."
 * "Oh you little tiny dick."
 * "I am a man with a tool, make a special acupuncture for you!"
 * "This not tournament, this for real!"
 * "No pain, no gain. Hahaha!"
 * "No way, water cold" (USE on some toilets)
 * "Lo Wang need to cut back on Sushi" (Floating Fortress level/medical bay/USE the scale)
 * "Hmmm... no power!" (Trying to turn on the lights)

After killing an enemy using a sword:


 * "Oh, split personality!"
 * "Oh, look, you coming apart!"
 * "You half the man you used to be!"

After killing an enemy using fists:


 * "You blocking with your head again!"
 * "I hope you were paying attention."
 * "It's all in the reflexes."
 * "How's that for kung-fu fighting you chicken shit?!"
 * "I Kill you!"

After causing a large explosion:


 * "Holy cow!"
 * "Holy pieces of cow!"
 * "Holy shit!"
 * "Holy pieces of shit!"
 * "Like Chinese New Year fireworks!"
 * "Holy cow! Look like Duke Nukem! HAHAHA!"
 * "Takusan balls, sukoshi penis."

After hitting an opponent with a sticky bomb:


 * "Look, you have a new friend!"
 * "Oh ho ho, sticky bomb like you!"
 * "Sticky Bomb meet Mr. Stupid."
 * "Better watch out; it go boom!"

When speaking to a woman who is bathing:


 * "Lo Wang soap you good."
 * "Woops, Lo Wang drop soap, you bend over get it, hahaha."
 * "Those real tits?"
 * "Do you want to wash wang? Or do you want to watch Wang wash wang?"

When speaking to a woman who is using a toilet:


 * "What you eat anyway baby?"
 * "Haha, you go poo-poo, hehehe, uh, I leave room."
 * "Hello, what died up here?"
 * "Hey baby, pull my finger! Hahaha!"

When speaking to a woman mechanic:


 * "Hey, baby, you polish too?"
 * "Hey, chicky, you tighten my nuts?"
 * "Lo Wang's drive shaft need service."
 * "So, you good with hands?"

When speaking to a woman in a car showroom:


 * "You got something with a big backseat, two people horizontal?"
 * "How about a test drive, doll?"
 * "See my stick shift? In fast gear, hahaha!"
 * "Whoa, baby, what's up your tail pipe?"

When speaking to woman (Sailor Moon parody) on a ship:


 * "Hey peaches, how bout you moon me? Hahaha."
 * "Hey, since you already in bed, well..."
 * "Hey baby, you in bed? Is there room for two?"
 * "You good lookin' sailor babe."

When speaking to an older woman:


 * "Lady, somebody beat you with ugly stick!"
 * "Maybe if I close eyes it go away!"
 * "Ooh, Lo Wang wish somewhere else now!"
 * "Lo Wang's gonna womit now..."

When seeing rabbits mate:


 * "Having fun little Rabbit? Ha ha!"
 * "Horny rabbits, hahaha."
 * "Push in the bush there rabbit, haha."
 * "Oh, queer bunny."
 * "Oh you faggot rabbit."

Insults that can be played at any time and heard by other players:


 * "You move like a pregnant yak."
 * "You are so stupid! You cannot find ass with both hands!"
 * "You not very good with hands - try DICK!"
 * "Quit jerking off! Come fight me!"
 * "I am sitting here, getting stiff!"

When selecting or obtaining various weapons:


 * "I like big weapons."
 * "Cowabunga."
 * "BANZAII!!"
 * (Shuriken only) "I love the shuriken!"
 * (Sword only) "I like sword - that's a personal weapon."
 * (Sword only) "There can be only one."
 * (Dual uzis only) "Be proud, Mr. Woo."
 * (Railgun only) "Time to get erased."
 * (Nuclear warhead only) "I like nuclear weapons."

Played once at certain spots in certain levels:


 * "Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream, whoa, I think my dinghy hanging out."
 * "Lo Wang is coming for you little snake coward!"
 * "Go Speed Racer Goooo!"
 * "She's raided her last tomb" [after finding Lara Croft chained to the wall of a prison cell]
 * (To serpent god) "Hey! Come back here and finish fight!... Ugly, scaly, snake... shitface."
 * "Hmm, something flooding or dinosaur taking piss."
 * "Must be here rat, because I trapped like one."
 * "No cell can hold this wang!"
 * "You are weak as a baby fart, go live in fear."
 * "Knock knock you freak, Lo Wang in the house!"
 * "Hmph, rather kick ass than solve puzzle."
 * "Ohh, smell remind me of old girlfriend."
 * "Burn baby burn, flames are gettin' higher!"
 * "Eeyuuh, stink like dead baboon in here."
 * "Heh, this no movie, Mr. Chan."
 * "Welcome to real life, Mr. Chan."
 * "That's no ordinary rabbit."

Fortune say:

 * "Sorry, you no win this time, try again."
 * "Baseball wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk."
 * "No man is island, except Lo Wang."
 * "You should kill all business associates."
 * "You should not scratch yourself there."
 * "Man who stand on toilet, high on pot."
 * "Man who buy drowned cat pay for wet pussy."
 * "Don't you know you the scum of society?!"
 * "Man trapped in pantry has ass in jam."
 * "You never going to score."
 * "You try harder get along. Be a nice man."
 * "26-31-43-82-16-29"
 * "Your chi attracts many chicks."
 * "Man who fart in church sit in own pew."
 * "It is better to have loved and lost than to have loved and got syphilis"
 * "There is much death in future."
 * "(c)1997, 3DRealms fortune cookie company."
 * "Courtesy is contagious. So is Gonorrhea"
 * "Having sex is like playing bridge, If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."
 * "Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs at you."
 * "No one ever died from a broken heart. But a heart sliced from their chest while they looked on screaming? Not gonna lie. That's killed a couple people."
 * "ERROR 404 - FORTUNE NOT FOUND"
 * "All men eat but fu man chu"
 * "This is my katana, this is my gun. One for killing, the other's for... OK, the other's also for killing."
 * "The good news: You're not paranoid. The bad news: Everyone is actually trying to kill you."