Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda

Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda is a 2014 film about an American scientist up to no good who creates the half-pterodactyl, half-barracuda: Pteracuda. When the creature inevitably escapes, it's up to Sharktopus to stop him.
 * Directed by Kevin O'Neill. Written by Matt Yamashita.

Land, air, sea..we're all doomed. (taglines)

Dialogue

 * Conan O'Brien: Hey watch it, I'm Conan O'Brien!
 * Volleyball player: Yeah, whatever.
 * Conan O'Brien: I'm an icon! I'm on cable television! One call to my agent and I'll... [Sharktopus kills Conan]

Taglines

 * A Love Story.
 * Inspired by True Events.
 * Land, air, sea..we're all doomed.

About

 * No one should ever see this, there's too much beauty.
 * Gary Oldman, Gary Oldman Reacts To Conan In "Sharktopus Vs. Pteracuda" (July 24, 2014)

Cast

 * Robert Carradine — Dr. Rico Symes
 * Rib Hillis — Hamilton "Hamm"
 * Katie Savoy — Lorena Christmas
 * Akari Endo — Veronica Vega
 * Hensy Pichardo — Lorena's Uncle Munoz
 * Tony Evangelista as Rick Hoffman
 * Conan O'Brien — Himself