She's All That

She's All That is a 1999 film about a high school jock that makes a bet that he can turn an unpopular girl into the school's prom queen. A new comedy that proves there's more to attraction than meets the eye.

Laney

 * What is this, some sort of dork outreach program?
 * Stalking is illegal in all 50 states.
 * I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. You know, except for the whole hooker thing.
 * Who the HELL would nominate me?
 * Am I a bet? Am I a FUCKING BET?

Zack

 * This is all fascinating, Taylor, but could you skip to the part where you decided to screw me over.
 * Sometimes when you open up to people, you let the bad in with the good.
 * All you have left is a C-minus GPA with a Wonderbra.
 * Give her the right look, the right boyfriend, and bam. In six weeks she's being named prom queen.
 * So, Laney, I was wondering if you wanted to... [Laney walks away]... embarrass me horribly in front of all these people.

Brock

 * It's not about disrespect, it's just gas.
 * You didn't really think I'd leave for All-Star Road Rules and still be dating you? Oh, you did? That's so sweet.

Other

 * Mackenzie: So who's the lucky rebound skank?
 * Taylor: You didn't think you became popular for real, did you? Oh, you did? That's so sweet.
 * Dean: One second, you're Zack Siler, class president, stand-out athlete, all-around bad-ass mamba-jahamba; the next thing you know, you're Zack Siler, bitch-boy.
 * Girl: My soul is an island, my car is a Ford.

Dialogue

 * Zack: She kinda blew me off.
 * Mackenzie: I like her already.


 * Dean: I mean, the girl's an institution in this place. Every girl wants to be her, and every guy wants to nail her.
 * Preston: Basically she's you, with tits.


 * Dean: Is that a no?
 * Laney: That's a hell no.


 * Zack: What was that?
 * Laney: I was busy.
 * Zack: Yeah, busy wiggin'.
 * Laney: I did not wig.
 * Zack: Oh, there was major wiggage.


 * Taylor: [spilling drink on Laney] Oh, Oopsie. You know, you really should be more careful with silk.
 * Laney: Thank you.
 * Taylor: Excuse me?
 * Laney: Thank you. For a minute there, I forgot why I avoided places like this and people like you.
 * Taylor: Avoided us? Honey, look around you. To everyone here who matters, you're vapor, you're spam, a waste of perfectly good yearbook space, and nothing's ever gonna change that.
 * [Laney's eyes tear up]
 * Taylor: Oh, you aren't going to cry are you?


 * Laney: Simon! Simon, I have got your breakfast! Are you up?
 * Simon: Give me a couple of minutes.
 * Laney: Simon Boggs, there are children in Mexico who have already been up for three hours making clothes for corporate America.


 * Mackenzie: When was the last time you tweezed?
 * Laney: What?
 * Mackenzie: I mean your eyebrows.
 * Laney: Never, why?
 * Mackenzie: Ever watch Sesame Street?
 * Laney: Yeah.
 * Mackenzie: You know Bert?


 * Laney: Screw the dolphins.
 * Jesse: A guy tried that last year, banned from SeaWorld for life.


 * Taylor: Careful of what? OK, I could win this thing in florescent lighting, on the first day of my period, cloaked in tacky rags. Okay? My mother was prom queen in '71, my cousin - prom queen in '82, and my sister would have been prom queen in '94 if it wasn't for that scandal on the Color Me Badd tour bus, okay? I am a goddamn legacy, all right? And besides, not to be a bitch, but who's gonna beat Taylor Vaughan?
 * Katie: God, I hope that's not your acceptance speech.


 * Jesse: I'm Jesse Jackson. I'm not a good dancer.
 * Mackenzie: I'm Mac. I go to school with 500 chicks.


 * Taylor: Jump up my ass Zack.
 * Zack: Been there, done that.


 * Zack: So, can I have the last dance?
 * Laney: No, you can have the first.


 * Zack: Has anyone see Taylor?
 * Chandler: What?
 * Zack: You know, Taylor, my girlfriend.
 * Dean: Kinda tall, yells at everyone?


 * Laney: Sir, have you reached a decision?
 * Man: Yes I have. Supersize my balls.


 * Zack: Brock Hudson? What kind of a name is that?
 * Taylor: What kind of a name is "Zack?" OK, Brock is from The Real World.
 * Zack: What, Reseda?
 * Taylor : No, like the TV show. "Real World LA", second season, hello!
 * Zack: The dyslexic volleyball guy? They kicked him out of the house.


 * Dean: His dad owns Harrison Ford.
 * Laney: The actor?
 * Dean: No, the car dealership.


 * Mackenzie: Nothing personal, Laney, but this particular... coif, doesn't really go with your face shape.
 * Laney: What do you have in mind?
 * Mackenzie: Well, I have an idea.
 * Laney: What kind of idea?
 * Mackenzie: ...You'd really have to trust me.

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 * Melissa: He spoke to me!
 * Girl #2: He called you Connie!
 * Melissa: So?
 * Girl #2: Your name is Melissa!

Cast

 * Freddie Prinze Jr. — Zack Siler
 * Rachael Leigh Cook — Laney Boggs
 * Matthew Lillard — Brock Hudson
 * Paul Walker — Dean Sampson
 * Jodi Lyn O'Keefe — Taylor Vaughan
 * Kevin Pollak — Wayne Boggs
 * Anna Paquin — Mackenzie Siler
 * Kieran Culkin — Simon Boggs
 * Elden Henson — Jesse Jackson
 * Usher Raymond — Campus DJ
 * Kimberly 'Lil' Kim' Jones — Alex
 * Gabrielle Union — Katie
 * Dulé Hill — Preston
 * Tamara Mello — Chandler