Sherman's Lagoon

Sherman's Lagoon is a comic strip created by Jim Toomey. It focuses on the antics of sea life in a lagoon - Sherman the shark, his wife Megan, Fillmore the sea turtle, Hawthorne the hermit crab, and Ernest the fish. It was launched in 1991.

Quotes

 * (Sherman is sleeping)
 * Hawthorne: You're blocking the entrance to my crab hole, Fat Boy! That's not allowed!
 * Sherman: (wakes up) Says who?
 * Hawthorne: It's the law of the sea!
 * Sherman: Law of the sea... baloney.
 * Hawthorne: You don't believe me? I'll get a sea lawyer!
 * (Sherman goes back to sleep)
 * Hawthorne: (storms off) Hmph!
 * (Hawthorne returns with a "sea lawyer", a fish wearing glasses and a tie)
 * Sea Laywer: (reading out of a book with "LAW OF THE SEA" written on the cover) Section 23, Paragraph 4 of the Law of the Sea: "Sharks shall grant crabs rights of egress on aforementioned crab's crab hole."
 * Sherman: (wakes up) Mph!
 * Hawthorne: Hmph! Told you!
 * Sea Lawyer: (to Hawthorne) That'll be $400.
 * Hathorne: (outraged) $400!
 * (Sherman eats the sea lawyer)
 * Sea Layer: WHOA!
 * Sherman: What's it say in there about eating lawyers?
 * Hawthorne: What lawyer?
 * (September 20th, 1998)