Shortpacked!

Shortpacked! is a webcomic written and drawn by David Willis. It is an autobiographical comic set in a toy store, using characters from some of the cartoonist's other comics, such as Roomies and It's Walky. Shortpacked! began in 2005 and updates five days a week.

2005

 * Ethan: Doesn't anybody care about what Megatron wants?
 * 02/07/2005


 * Robin: Ya got more ponies than the Indy 500.
 * 04/18/2005


 * Ethan: You know you've been on the computer too much when you wonder which cheap Photoshop filter was used to make the pretty clouds in the sky.
 * 05/02/2005


 * Ethan: You're the reason why we have correctional facilities.
 * 05/30/2005


 * Mike: There's a mugged leprechaun at the end of every rainbow.
 * 07/22/2005

2006

 * Ethan: This is a coffee house. We pay extra to be hated.
 * 02/02/2006


 * Faz: You are no doubt ansconding to your girlfriends to gossip about the exotic allure of my uncircumscized penis. Success?
 * 02/22/2006


 * Galasso: Will no one flood my daughter with sperm?
 * 06/27/2006


 * Robin: Can there be spankings?
 * 08/10/2006


 * Ninja Rick: Do they not realize that to be truly ninja you must speak "-chan" after every other noun??
 * 08/31/2006

2007

 * Conquest: Why does my father believe I harbor some manner of pillow fetish?
 * 02/22/2007


 * Ultra Car: What an insane world I live in, said the talking automobile.
 * 07/13/2007


 * Robin: Dora the Explorer tastes like brain damage.
 * 08/03/2007


 * Mike: They're all dressed the same and praying. I think they're a cult. Can I set them on fire?
 * 11/14/2007


 * Amber: Do you have any idea how much paperwork there is if you kill Mike on the clock?! And I'm gonna have to fill it all out!
 * 12/28/2007

2008

 * Ultra Car: It's repeatable, sloppy, it denigrates the other party, and it feels great. I wonder if this is what sex is like.
 * 04/04/2008


 * Ethan: And I can't believe everyone's fancy makeovers happened while the gay guy was gone.
 * 07/17/2008


 * Ethan: Every half hour I have to go back to my store and make sure Faz is wearing pants.
 * 08/04/2008


 * Leslie: I think I prefer my evil to be unapologetic.
 * 12/11/2008


 * Ethan: Enjoying our job is clearly forbidden in our handbook.
 * 12/17/2008

2009

 * Ethan: Power Rangers is just one of those eternal things, like death, taxes, or The Simpsons.
 * 03/13/2009


 * Robin: I totally just had one of those awesome eighties movie montages!
 * 04/27/2009


 * Robin: I picked the wrong day to start drinking dish detergent.
 * 06/03/2009


 * Ethan: Give me a moment so that I may appear conflicted.
 * 07/14/2009