Sisters (2015 film)

Sisters is a 2015 American comedy film directed by Jason Moore and written by Paula Pell. The film was released on December 18, 2015 by Universal Pictures.

Kate Ellis

 * You're so full of shit, I'm gonna buy you Pull-Ups.


 * What fresh fuckery is this?


 * Get your peanut butter out of my sister's chocolate.


 * I'm not a hothead, I'm brassy!


 * [the sisters have visited their parents uninvited only to realize that they are otherwise engaged] Did we just cock block our parents?

Maura Ellis

 * [the sisters are clothes shopping for the party] We need a little less Forever 21 and a little more Suddenly 42.


 * Dear Diary, today I tried a tampon. No thanks, Tom Hanks.


 * Can I borrow me your bathroom? Number one only.

Other

 * James: Is it past the tutu?


 * Brinda: Everyone say a non-denominational prayer to yourselves.


 * Tattooed Bodybuilder: My safe word is "keep going".

Dialogue

 * Kate Ellis: Do you have any kids?
 * Tattooed Bodybuilder: I'm sure I do.


 * Old Patient: I don't need lotion in there!
 * Maura Ellis: Ssshh. Think you NEED lotion in there.

Cast

 * Tina Fey - Kate Ellis
 * Amy Poehler - Maura Ellis
 * Maya Rudolph - Brinda
 * Ike Barinholtz - James
 * Dianne Wiest - Deana Ellis
 * James Brolin - Bucky Ellis
 * John Cena - Pazuzu
 * Madison Davenport - Hayley
 * John Leguizamo - Dave
 * Bobby Moynihan - Alex
 * Rachel Dratch - Kelly
 * Brian d'Arcy James - Jerry
 * Chris Parnell - Phil
 * Paula Pell - Dana
 * Jon Glaser - Dan
 * Dan Byrd - Patrick Campbell
 * Greta Lee - Hae Won
 * Santino Fontana - Mr. Geernt
 * Britt Lower - Mrs. Geernt
 * Adrian Martinez - Officer Harris
 * Kate McKinnon - Sam
 * Renée Elise Goldsberry -Kim