Sit Down, Shut Up (2009 TV series)

Sit Down, Shut Up is an American adult animated television series created by Mitchell Hurwitz for the Fox network. The series focuses on a group of high school teachers in a small town in Florida "who don't care about teaching", Sit Down, Shut Up: The Complete Series was released on DVD on May 2, 2010 by 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment all 13 episodes including 2-disc set, and including guest stars of Maria Bamford, And Alanis Morissette.

Disc One

 * Pilot
 * Miracle's Are Real
 * World's Greatest Teacher
 * Back in Time
 * High School Confidental
 * Taming of the Dude
 * Hurricane Willard

Disc Two

 * Mr. Hofftard Goes to Washington
 * Tackin
 * Helen and Sue's High School Reunion
 * Math Lab
 * SpEd
 * High School Musical Musical

Pilot

 * [Stuart discovers that the pills he had been taking were female hormone replacements.]
 * Stuart: So if I stop taking the pills, these hideous breasts will go away?
 * Sue: That's right.
 * [Pause as Stuart thinks it over]
 * Stuart: Then I'm going to stop taking them.
 * Andrew: Damn it!


 * Sue: I want everyone to show his or her support and by at that game. Teachers and students. Any questions?
 * Willard: Does that include teachers?
 * Sue: Yes, Willard, it does. I should have mentioned that.

World's Greatest Teacher

 * Sue: It was a horrible way to go.
 * Stuart: Horrible...way to go, George!

High School Confidential

 * Stuart: Sue, I wanted to edit a newspaper since the moment you started talking about it.

Hurricane Willard

 * Willard: Just being called a male is an honor!

Mr. Hofftard Goes to Washington

 * Stuart: Yes, Happy. If we pee, we die.


 * Andrew: Willard?! The guys like a hundred! He got like one working kidney!

Tackin

 * Larry: Happy, if Willard's alive, what were those ashes?
 * Happy: Stuart give me body. I burn.


 * Larry: Oh my god! He's having a heart attack!
 * Willard: Tell mother, yes, she got her wish! [Falls out]

Math Lab

 * Kelly: I'm sure you'll agree there is nothing hypocritical about Pflaxo fighting the scourge of street drugs and those of our competitors.
 * Larry: What you're saying is actually the definition of hypocritical.

Cast

 * Ennis Hofftard (Will Arnett)
 * Larry Littlejunk (Jason Bateman)
 * Miracle Grohe (Kristin Chenoweth)
 * Stuart Proszakian (Will Forte)
 * Muhannad Sabeeh "Happy" Fa-ach Nuabar (Tom Kenny)
 * Andrew LeGustambos (Nick Kroll)
 * Helen Klench (Cheri Oteri)
 * Sue Sezno (Kenan Thompson)
 * Willard Deutschebog (Henry Winkler)