Six Days Seven Nights

Six Days Seven Nights is a 1998 romantic comedy film about a New York magazine editor and a gruff pilot who must put aside their mutual dislike if they are to survive after crash landing on a deserted South Seas island.
 * Directed by Ivan Reitman, written by Alan Miller.

Robin Monroe

 * I've flown with you twice and you've crashed half the time.

Dialogue

 * Angelica: Quinny, look what I got.
 * Quinn: What's that, baby?
 * Angelica: It's a bathing suit, silly.
 * Frank: I thought it was an eye patch.


 * Quinn: There's no deal. We're friends, we have a few laughs... keep it simple.
 * Robin: Well, has it always been simple or has there ever been anyone complicated?
 * [Quinn gives Robin a nasty look]
 * Robin: That's a yes. How complicated? On a scale from one to ten.
 * Quinn: Twelve.


 * Quinn: You deserve someone... fresher.
 * Robin: Isn't that up to me to decide?
 * Quinn: Let's be reasonable about this. You're not going to come down here and be my co-pilot and I'm not going to go to New York and be your receptionist. Let's not complicate things.
 * Robin: Oh, I forgot. You like things simple.
 * Quinn: Yeah.


 * Quinn: They come here looking for the magic, hoping to find romance, when they can't find it anywhere else.
 * Robin: Maybe they will.
 * Quinn: It's an island, babe. If you didn't bring it here, you won't find it here.


 * Robin: [after using their only flare and hitting a palm tree with it] Oh, no! Oh, uh-oh! Oh, nuts!
 * Quinn: [walking up still partly drunk] What the...? What the hell did you do? You wasted our only god damn flare to shoot a god damn palm tree?
 * Robin: I wouldn't have shot the god damn tree if you hadn't rolled into me. I was trying to signal the god damn plane.
 * Quinn: What god damn plane?
 * Robin: [points to a commercial airliner in the sky] That god damn plane.
 * Quinn: That god damn plane? That's a commercial airliner! It's 5 miles high going 600 miles an hour. They wouldn't see a nuclear explosion if they were looking for it, much less a flare!
 * Robin: How the hell was I supposed know that? If you hadn't drunken yourself into a coma, maybe you could have told me that.
 * Quinn: You know what you've done? You know what you've done? You've taken our one good chance of being found and pissed it away!
 * Robin: Don't you dare blame this on me. If you were half a pilot, we WOULDN'T BE ON THIS ISLAND!
 * Quinn: I am the best god damn pilot you'll ever meet!
 * Robin: Hah! I've flown with you twice, you've crashed half the time.
 * Robin: [walks away, leaving Quinn confused at her logic, does a double take] And there is nothing wrong with my tits!

Cast

 * Harrison Ford as Quinn Norris
 * Anne Heche as Robin Monroe
 * David Schwimmer as Frank Martin
 * Jacqueline Obradors as Angelica
 * Temuera Morrison as Jager
 * Allison Janney as Marjorie
 * Douglas Weston as Philippe Sinclair
 * Cliff Curtis as Kip
 * Danny Trejo as Pierce
 * Ben Bodé as Tom Marlowe
 * Derek Basco as Ricky
 * Amy Sedaris as Robin's secretary