Skatoony

 is a children's live action and animated game show.

Knights And Daze

 * Adea: Bring it on, princess!
 * Jasmin: Brash and burn! You're going down!
 * Adea: You are gonna be out the first round. We are all gonna take you down!
 * Princess Peach: Say What?

I Stink, Therefore, I Am

 * Hoo: Hey! Your laughter is making Hoo angry!
 * Bigfoot: Don't mind him, Sanja.
 * Sanja: [continues laughing]
 * Hoo: Now Hoo angrier!

To the Quiz Cave

 * Chudd: Welcome back to the Quiz, dangle-drops! Now, pay attention. Because, I'm about to become a hero. [tosses a bucket attached to a rope down] Just Grab the bucket, Hun...[the bucket hits Hunty Morrison and it caused him to fall]
 * Hunty Morrison: Nice idea!
 * Sam/Samantha: [imitates Falling whistle] Splat!
 * [At Object Town]
 * Bunty Morrison: Oh My Gosh, Hunty! SomeBody Help Him? (Crying) [Rip Hunty] Why Is Steve Small Get To Dress Up Pretty? GoodBye Buddy, I'll Watch The Busy World of Richard Scarry For You.

[The Scene Changes To Object Park]]
 * Bunty Morrison: Man I Really Miss Hunty.
 * Blue: Yeah Me To. What A Loser!

Superheroes

 * Charles: [after Captain Quills uses his sharp quills to stop the laser from zapping someone] You scorched my new laser scoreboard!
 * Earl: And saved our contestants!
 * Quills: All in a day's work for Colonel Quills!
 * Earl: Hey! I thought it was captain.
 * Quills: I just promoted myself!

Sports Academy

 * Chudd: [as they were blasted up in the air by a whale blowing a blowhole] Oh. Wow! I can see my house from here. Hi, Mr. Baxter! He's my grouchy neighbor.

Space: The Final Soufflé

 * Geoff: Whoa! Keep those flames away from me!
 * Chudd: What's wrong, Geoff?
 * Joey: I will give you the technical explanation. When CO2 meets the flame, it would create an explosion big enough to wreck this entire quizblock.
 * Sean: Ka-Blammo!
 * [The audience gasped]
 * Chudd: You explode?
 * Geoff: Big time!
 * Chudd: Uh. Why can't you just sweat like everybody else?
 * Geoff: Oh Yeah! That would look great in the dictionary. Hydrogen, a highly sweaty gas. [giggles]
 * Chudd: I see your point.


 * Geoff: [farts and turns red] Excuse me!
 * Chudd: What's up, gassy guts?
 * Geoff: Remember, what I said earlier.
 * Chudd: Oh, Yeah! Yeah! You, plus, an open flame, a bit like the one we're heading straight towards equals...
 * Geoff: [explodes, which sends the Quizblock and Chudd and the Earl away from the sun] Kaboom!
 * Chudd: [spins around] Oh, Yeah! Kaboom!

Trash Talk

 * Lid-Face: Ugly! I think I'm quite cute! Hello, Nicole!
 * Nicole: I’ve never seen a garbage can, that's cute, so, Sorry there, Lid-Face!


 * Izzy: This place could use a spritz of my new perfume. Sweat-Tay! It's sweat. It's a jar of my sweat. Sniff on this, Jacob!
 * Jacob: I can't breathe!

Out to Sea

 * Sven: [as the Quizblock along with Chudd and the Earl were flung into the air] My life might be salty!


 * Chudd: Ice Cream mountain?! What was he talking about?
 * Earl: I guess he meant [points to an iceberg] That!
 * Chudd: Iceberg! Right ahead!

Halloween

 * Chudd: This is what I call groovy from the graves. Welcome to a spooky Skatoony special, folks!


 * Chudd: Oh Boy! This is gonna be the scariest Skatoony ever!


 * Charles: Chudders! Don't forget! I'm the scariest thing in this here studio! Isn't that right, Kids?
 * Seairra: [screams]
 * Rebecca: [screams]
 * Declan: [screams]
 * Charles: That's what I thought.


 * Chudd: So, after the first round, I gotta ask Declan, who do you wanna see out of here?
 * Declan: I do want to crush Frankie!
 * Seairra: That's so mean!

Style Trial

 * Anne Maria: And you better not be talking about me! The last person that disses my style, I gave his nose hairs a poof!
 * Charles: Whoa! Whoa! I don't even know what that means, but, it sounds painful.
 * Anne Maria: And it looks worse!

Quiz to the Future

 * Jimmy: [as they were traveling through time in the time vortex] Best time warp ever!

In Your Dreams

 * [Stephanie begins to feel tired.]
 * Chudd: Looks like Stephanie's dreaming that she's sleeping. [The audience laughs] In my dream, the audience loves everything I say. They can't stop laughing at me, or should I say with me.
 * Joe The Penguin: [laughs] We're laughing at you!
 * Chudd: Aah! I'm in the underpants!
 * Bowie: Yeah, Freak You!

Host of Doom

 * Earl: Everybody, calm down!
 * Nicole The Exterminator: I will kill you all by drinking your blood!
 * [Everyone gasped]
 * Earl: A robot vampire?!

Cast

 * Jonathan Wilson as Chudd Chudders
 * James Rankins as Earl
 * Jeff Lumby as Charles La Puck

Guest Stars from Total Drama

 * Scott McCord as Owen (Guest stars in Knights and Daze and Unusual Suspects)
 * Carter Hayden as Noah (Guest stars in Invasion)
 * Julia Chantry as Eva (Guest stars in I Stink, Therefore, I Am)
 * Katie Crown as Izzy (Guest stars in Pirates and Trash Talk)
 * Brian Froud as Harold (Guest stars in Sketleton Crew in Da House)
 * Stephanie Anne Mills as Katie
 * Lauren Lipson as Sadie
 * Megan Fahlenbock as Gwen (Guest stars in To The Quiz Cave)
 * Kristin Fairlie as Bridgette (Guest stars in Quizoo)
 * Emilie Claire Barlow as Courtney (Guest stars in Hoo Loves You Baby)
 * Novie Edwards as LeShawna (Guest stars in Quiziatori Gladihost and Broke Charles)
 * Deven Mack as Chef Hatchet (Guest stars in Superheroes and Cafe Le Quiz)
 * Peter Oldring as Ezekiel (Guest stars in Dinosaurs)
 * Adam Reid as Justin (Guest stars in Hooray for Bollywood)
 * Terry McGurrin As Chris

Guest stars in Total Drama Revenge of the Island

 * Carleigh Beverly as Dakota (Guest stars in Body Swap)
 * Tyrone Savage as Lightning (Guest stars in Sports Academy)
 * Jon Cor as Brick (Guest stars in Vikings)
 * B (Guest stars in Stop the Pop)
 * Laurie Elliott as Jo (Guest stars in Inside La Puck)
 * Ashley Peters as Staci (Guest stars in I Spy, You Quiz)
 * Caitlynne Medrek as Dawn (Guest stars in Out to Sea)
 * Brian Froud as Sam (Guest stars in Freakshow)
 * Kevin Duhaney as Cameron (Guest stars in Destionation: Moon)
 * Cory Doran as Mike (Guest stars in Halloween)
 * Barbara Mamabolo as Zoey (Guest stars in Stoopid Santa)
 * James Wallis as Scott (Guest stars in Amusement Park)
 * Athena Karkanis as Anne Maria (Guest stars in Style Trial)

Minor Cast

 * Dwayne Hill as Hoo
 * Rick Miller as Hedley
 * Kristin Fairlie as Princess Nebula
 * Dwayne Hill as Zeppo
 * Katie Griffin as Posh Botts
 * Julie Lemieux as Dabs
 * Christian Potenza as Doug
 * Brian Froud as BradZilla
 * Cle Bennett as T-Bone
 * Richard Binsley as Dale/Rex
 * Tony Daniels as Santa Claus
 * Andrew Jackson as
 * Ivan Sherry as Guts Glory
 * Lawrence Bayne as
 * Juan Chioran as Fernando Fernando Fernando