Smokey and the Bandit Part 3

Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 (1983) is the sequel to Smokey and the Bandit and Smokey and the Bandit II. With a budget of a television movie, many action and comedic scenes are rehashes of scenes from the previous two Smokey and the Bandit films.
 * Written by Stuart Birnbaum and David Dashey, and directed by Dick Lowry.

Pull out the stops. To heck with the cops. Someone's making out like a bandit. (taglines)

Buford T. Justice

 * Follow that sum bitch.
 * Junior, retirement is cat shit.
 * [talking about Junior] He's dumb…but a loveable shit.
 * Gimme the good old days when a pair of boobs were a couple of dumb guys.
 * I've said it before and I'll say it again. There is no way, no way that you could come from my lions.  Soon as we get home, I'm gonna put a lump on your mama's head.
 * [yelling at Junior] Will you get away from me, you shit?

Cledus Snow

 * I'm going to be the bandit! I get to wear the hat and drive the car!  I love this!  Gimme the car!
 * I get to be the bandit? I don't have to drive the truck, don't have to haul anything but my ass?

Other

 * Dusty Trails: Hey, Cledus, you forgot the mustard.

Dialogue

 * Buford T. Justice: I gotcha!
 * The Real Bandit: Hello, Buford.  Well, you caught me with my pants down.
 * Buford T. Justice: I did?
 * The Real Bandit: That's a…figure of speech.


 * Buford T. Justice: [sees the girl's breasts]  Oof!
 * Girl at Picnic: What's wrong, Sheriff?
 * Buford T. Justice: I haven't seen anything like that since I was a little baby.


 * Little Enos: I'd like to kick your ass.
 * Buford T. Justice: You can't kick that high, cricket crotch.


 * Little Enos: Daddy, we just walked past a Penicillin dispenser.
 * Big Enos Burdette: I feel like the guest of honor at a crab's convention.


 * Junior: Does this mean I won't be your little tick turd anymore?
 * Buford T. Justice: Son, you'll always be my tick turd.


 * Dusty Trails: Is it just me or are you slowing down?
 * Cledus Snow: Maybe.  Think of it this way, what good is the roadrunner without the coyote?  What good would the fox be without the hound?  What good is the Bandit without the Smokey?


 * Nudist Female: If you want to stay, Sheriff, you've got to take your clothes off.
 * Buford T. Justice: I don't even take my clothes off in front of my good wife, Wilhelmina.
 * Nudists: Awwwww.


 * Junior: Daddy, my face is all white.
 * Buford T. Justice: Well, put a little lipstick on, I'll drop you off at a gay bar.


 * Buford T. Justice: That is why you gotta have a sixth sense.
 * Junior: I'd rather have a dime.

Taglines

 * Pull out the stops. To heck with the cops.  Someone's making out like a bandit.
 * Smokey's Back! And The Bandit is at it again!

Cast

 * Jackie Gleason — Montague County Sheriff Buford T. Justice
 * Jerry Reed — Cledus "Snowman" Snow/Bandit
 * Paul Williams — Little Enos Burdette
 * Pat McCormick — Big Enos Burdette
 * Mike Henry — Junior Justice
 * Colleen Camp — Dusty Trails
 * Faith Minton — Tina
 * Burt Reynolds — The Real Bandit (Bo "Bandit" Darville)