Smosh



Smosh is a web-based comedy duo consisting of Ian Hecox (born 1987) and Anthony Padilla (born 1987). They began to post videos on YouTube in the autumn of 2005 and became one of the most popular channels on that site. As of May 2019, Smosh is the 49th most subscribed channel on YouTube, (including music channels) with more than 24 million subscribers and over 8 billion video views.

2006

 * Ian: Hey, I was just kinda wondering... If you... WANNA PLAY DOLLS?
 * "Dolls", April 25, 2006

2007

 * Ian: It appears I've been fired, but I deserve it because I've been sleeping with the﻿ producers wife.
 * Anthony: You got fired for being late.
 * "Easy Step", February 2, 2007


 * Ian: Oh my god dude, I've just got the best idea ever: let's play Spiderman!
 * ''"Spiderman, Spiderman", March 3, 2007


 * Ian: What... What's this... Yup... Yup, I got shot.
 * Anthony: Oh my God! Are you gonna be OK?
 * Ian: Yea, I think so, but I'm gonna have to fail you.
 * "License Test", March 16, 2007


 * Anthony: But there were babies in the road!
 * Ian: FAILED!
 * "License Test", March 16, 2007


 * Ian: Nice watch, gaywad...
 * Anthony: Thanks man, it's Reptar!
 * ''"The Haunting", October 26, 2007


 * Anthony: Ian...
 * Ian: What!?
 * Anthony: Do you even believe in...
 * Ian: NO, I DONT BELIEVE IN GHOSTS!
 * Anthony: I was going to ask you if you believe in faires, but if you gonna be a dick about it then FINE!
 * ''"The Haunting", October 26, 2007


 * Ian: Are you a... a... ghost!?
 * Ghost: No, I'm a robber. Give me all your money!
 * Anthony: Noooo--
 * Ghost: HA HA, I'm just kidding, I'm a ghost.
 * ''"The Haunting", October 26, 2007


 * Ian: Sweet! I've never seen a real life dead person before. Quick Anthony, take a picture of me with this dead chick!
 * "Toy Airplane", November 16, 2007

2008

 * Ian: He's dead?! NOOOOOOO!!!! You failed the class?!....NOOOO!!!! CHUCKY ISN'T REAL????....NOOOO!!!!!
 * "Crybaby", April 12, 2008


 * Billy: But I'm growing hair... in my private place...
 * Man: Eww, gross, what are you, some sick, werewolf freak?!
 * "SEX ED ROCKS!", November 21, 2008

2009

 * Anthony: Hey, guess what, I'm not Mexican!
 * Ian: Then what are you?
 * Anthony: I'm black!
 * "Anthony is Mexican", May 1, 2009


 * Anthony: But we worked so hard on it...
 * Dane: Dude, don't worry! Just like Hannah Montana said, nobody's perfect!
 * "Bigfoot is Gay", August 21, 2009