Snakes on a Plane

Snakes on a Plane is a 2006 film about snakes attacking passengers on a plane.
 * Directed by David R. Ellis. Written by John Heffernan, David Dalessandro, and Sebastian Gutierrez. Starring Samuel L. Jackson.

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Neville Flynn

 * Enough is ENOUGH! I have had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane! Everybody strap in! [extracts his gun] I'm about to open some fuckin' windows.

Dialogue

 * Sean: So, how long you been working with him?
 * Neville: Five years, one blown marriage each. He's the toughest son of a bitch I've ever met.


 * Neville: We need weapons. Do you have any silverware or cutlery?
 * Claire: We don't have any silverware. All we have are these--
 * Neville: Sporks?


 * Sean: Have you heard of Eddie Kim?
 * Tiffany: Who hasn't? Oh! One time I saw on of those cheesy police show remakes where he killed a guy who was a witness against him by cutting out his eyes and feeding them to wild pigs. What have you got to do with him?
 * Sean: I'm a witness for the prosecution.
 * Tiffany: Oh. That's hot!


 * Claire: I'm gonna miss these night flights.
 * Grace: I like the passengers so much better when they're unconscious.


 * [Grace hears a couple being killed in the bathroom but thinks they are having sex.]
 * Grace: Mile High Club. Those were the days.
 * [The screaming gets louder]
 * Grace: [smiling] Wow, this guy is good.
 * [Abruptly, the screaming stops]
 * Grace: Well, maybe not that good.


 * Neville: What was the first thing I said?
 * Sean: Things have changed! The plane is full of snake--God, "Do as I say and you live!"


 * Steven Price: Snakes don't attack, unless they're provoked. Something up there's making them go crazy, possibly some kind of drug.


 * Neville: Well, that's good news: snakes on crack.


 * Sean: It's getting hot in here.
 * Neville: I'm from Tennessee, I hadn't noticed.


 * Claire: I went through a pyromaniac phase when I was younger.
 * Neville: You too, huh?


 * [Sean reveals to the other passengers that the snakes are on the plane because he was going to testify against Eddie Kim.]
 * Paul: Jesus Christ. We're all dead!
 * Neville: Not me.


 * Troy: It's not a video-game. It's a flight simulator.
 * Neville: Is that PlayStation or Xbox?


 * Neville: Brakes, Troy! Put your ass into it!
 * Troy: Uh, this part ain't in the game!
 * Neville: Is crashing part of the game, huh?!
 * Troy: I don't know, man! I usually just hit 'reset' and start the level over!
 * [Neville sees that they are about to collide with a building.]
 * Neville: Oh shit, left! Left! Turn this big motherfucker left, Troy!


 * Sean: What was the first thing you ever said to me?
 * Neville: What the fuck does that have to do with anything?

Cast

 * Samuel L. Jackson — Neville Flynn
 * Julianna Margulies — Claire Miller
 * Nathan Phillips — Sean Jones
 * Rachel Blanchard — Mercedes Harbont
 * Mark Houghton — John Sanders
 * Byron Lawson — Eddie Kim
 * Sunny Mabrey — Tiffany
 * Todd Louiso — Price
 * Kenan Thompson — Troy
 * James Hibbert — Tim
 * Bruce James — Ken
 * David Koechner — Rick
 * Bobby Cannavale — Hank Harris