SpongeBob SquarePants/Season 14

SpongeBob SquarePants (1999-) is an animated TV series, airing on Nickelodeon about the adventures and endeavors of the title character and his various friends in the fictional underwater city of Bikini Bottom. It spawned a movie, followed by several short films, and video games.

Single-Celled Defense [14.1a]

 * Sandy: Congratulations, Plankton. But remember, this technique is to be used [points] strictly for self-defense.
 * Plankton: Oh, of course, Sensei Sandy. [leans in] Uh, wink? [takes off gi] Buh-bye! [laughs]
 * [Sandy stares ahead with a blank expression.]
 * SpongeBob: Uh, Sandy? [zoom out to show Sandy standing on him] Could you give me a ride to the hospital?
 * Sandy: Whoops! [steps off him] Oh, sure, SpongeBob. Heh-heh.


 * Mr. Krabs: Bad news for you, Plankton. [gets closer to Plankton's face] I don't have any feet!
 * Plankton: [stunned] You what? [A close-up on Mr. Krabs' feet is shown, but they are very messy. The right foot has plasters and grease, while the left foot has barnacles and grease. A foghorn plays in the background.] Just my luck, I guess.


 * Plankton: [sighs] Six to eight weeks before I can attack the Krusty Krab again. Oh, well. At least I'm not in traction anymore. [a wheelchair wheel rolls over him] Augh!
 * [Sandy is pushing a bandaged SpongeBob in a wheelchair.]
 * SpongeBob: Oh, boy! Only six to eight weeks before I can work at the Krusty Krab again! [Sandy pushes him forward]
 * Plankton: Ouch! Ka-ra-tay is a pain in the-- [gets squished against the road] ouch!

Buff for Puff [14.1b]

 * Mr. Krabs: Hey there, ma'am. [raises sunglasses] Is this beach taken? [winks]
 * Mrs. Puff: Oh, my. Eugene, you're so well-defined. [sees Mr. Krabs has left] Eugene?
 * [Pan over to Mr. Krabs surrounded by cheering beachgoers.]
 * Mr. Krabs: Take a look. [shows off muscles] These are called gains, people. [flexes butt] Yeah. [strains]

SpongeChovy [14.2b]

 * Realistic Fish Head: [off-screen; the words slide on screen] Breaking News. [the words shatter]
 * Gale Doppler: I'm Gale Doppler with the big weather. And I'd like to report it's sunny skies for Bikini Bottom. But not today, [a map of the ocean slides behind him] cause there's a storm warning coming at ya. [an animated image group of faux-chovies is shown] We got a gust of faux-chovies coming in from the southwest. Now with [pokes his eye] a closer look, here's our man on the street, Rube Goldfish!
 * Rube: Thanks, Gale! I'm here with the faux-chovies that are causing all this meep-abaloo. Now I just have to ask the question everyone wants to know. What in the world does "meep" mean? [The faux-chovies surround circle Rube and turn him into a faux-chovy. rises from the middle of the circle] A-meep-ing!
 * Gale Doppler: Haha, thanks Rube! So if you don't wanna turn into an anchovy today, you're advised to stay indoors until that faux-chovy pressure system [pushes the faux-chovy group image] moves away. Haha. [the image comes back] Huh? [the image jumps at Gale] Whoa! [he falls down and when he gets up, he has the shape of a faux-chovy and his eyes become strabismus] Haha, meep!


 * Hans: [opens the roof to the Krusty Krab and meeping is heard, and he has a box of pizza] Pizza delivery!
 * Anchovies and faux-chovies: Huh? [they move out of the way and the box drops in the middle of them]
 * Anchovies: Pizza?! [runs away back to the bus and it drives away]
 * Faux-chovies: [smells the pizza] Mmmmm!
 * SpongeBob: Mmmm, that smells good! [turns back into himself] Boing!
 * [Everyone else turns back into themselves.]
 * Mr. Krabs: [walks to SpongeBob] Phew! I thought we'd never snap out of that faux-chovy thing!
 * SpongeBob: Sorry, Mr. Krabs! I didn't realize how easy it is to get swept up into a meep mentality!
 * Mr. Krabs: It's not your fault, boy-o. We're just lucky that pizza is the anchovies' natural enemy!
 * Rube: Yeah, whoever ordered that pie saved our lives! [he, Lady Upturn, Mrs. Puff, and Pearl open the box of pizza]
 * SpongeBob: And we shouldn't let it go to waste! [Patrick rubs his palms together] It's still hot!
 * Patrick: Oh-ho-ho-ho! [runs to the box and picks up a slice, walks away, and it falls on him] What? No anchovies?

BassWard [14.3a]

 * Squidward: Thanks for the ride!
 * Bubble Bass: [holding up egg salad sandwich] And the egg salad sandwiches. [shoves the sandwich into his mouth]
 * Old Man Jenkins: You folks are lucky! I was just heading into the city to pick up the new Farmer's Almanac!
 * Bubble Bass: To celebrate, I think I will have another one of those sandwiches. [reaches down into his seat]
 * Squidward: Whoa! You just ate!
 * Bubble Bass: I can almost reach. [plane bends]
 * Squidward: Whoa!
 * [The plane forms a crack in the middle.]
 * Old Man Jenkins: Stop shaking the plane or I'll pull this thing right over! [The plane breaks in half, and the back half with Squidward and Bubble Bass falls off.] Thank you. Much better.

Momageddon [14.5a]

 * Margaret: [humming] Order up for Old Man Jenkins. One Krabby Patty with crust removed and one side salad.
 * Old Man Jenkins: I ordered fries, not a salad!
 * Margaret: The fries are in the salad.
 * Old Man Jenkins: Okay, I'll try it. [takes it] But only 'cause I'm so hungry. [tastes it, spins around and is now wearing a kid outfit] Aha!
 * Customers: Ooh!
 * Old Man Jenkins: It reminds me of my mother's cooking when I was but a boy. I'm filled with childish glee! [giggles and skips away]

Tango Tangle [14.6a]

 * Karen: Wow, your hips are so hip. You got your work cut out for you, Sheldon.
 * Plankton: My hips can't do that.
 * Suzie: Of course they can. You got to force them to do it. [holds onto Plankton and Karen] The tango is physical, [dances with Karen] emotional, and most importantly, [pushes the two out of the way] aggressive.
 * Plankton and Karen: What?
 * Plankton: Aggressive? [grinning evilly with Karen] Now you're talking my language.
 * Karen: Yeah, we speak fluent aggression.
 * Suzie: Good. Tap into that aggression and put it in your [flexes arm] hips. Now, abrazo. [slams hands together] Embrace!
 * Plankton and Karen: [grabbing onto each other] Abrazo.

Necro-Nom-Nom-Nom-I-Con [14.6b]

 * Evil Witch: [reading the directions on Mr. Krabs' cookbook] A cup of milk? Two eggs? A loaf of bread? And kelp sugar? Eh, all right. [puts the ingredients in a cauldron] Shoo. [a plate of French toast floats up] French toast? [taps her wand in the green substance and hash browns, quiche, and huevos rancheros float up] Hash browns? Quiche? Huevos rancheros? What the heck? What's wrong with this blasted spellbook? [grabs the cookbook and reads the name] "Uncle Jimmy's Breakfast Magic"? It's a cookbook! Oh... I better find out who got my spell book, and fast. [the plate of quiche bumps into her arm] Huh? Right [the wand transforms into a fork] after I finish my quiche.
 * [Bubble transition back to inside the Krusty Krab, where the customers are still in the breakfast transformations with SpongeBob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs in worry.]
 * Squidward: Why is this happening?
 * SpongeBob: Maybe all the weird stuff I've been cooking caused all of this. [Squidward looks at him unamused, and SpongeBob chuckles nervously] Would explain the [the Necronomicon book flies out the order window] cauldron too. [points to the Necronomicon flying] And the flying cookbook.
 * [The cookbook flies to the front of the restaurant and emits a green light, which grabs various breakfast items to create a body.]
 * SpongeBob: ''[as the cookbook forms the items into a body]'" The cookbook is using tasty breakfast treats to create a monster!
 * [The cookbook roars and everyone in the restaurant screams. The Evil Witch appears with a purple cloud emit.]
 * Evil Witch: Oh, so this is where my spell book went.
 * [The breakfast monster kicks barrels and a table away, breaks off another table and throws it at SpongeBob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs - which they duck.]
 * Mr. Krabs: Ooh, a customer! Take her order, Squidward.
 * Evil Witch: Uh, thanks, but I couldn't eat another bite! [belches] I'm here to swap books with ya. I think my spell book got mixed with your cookbook.

Mooned! [14.8a]

 * Kevin: I'm not really sure about you [fixes his glasses] finally catching your own jellyfish, SpongeBob.
 * SpongeBob: I'll catch a jellyfish, [holds his net to the sky] no matter how it'll take! I'm gonna become the new leader of the Jellyspotters!