SpongeBob SquarePants/Season 7

SpongeBob SquarePants (1999-) is an animated TV series, airing on Nickelodeon about the adventures and endeavors of the title character and his various friends in the fictional underwater city of Bikini Bottom. It spawned a movie, followed by several short films, and video games.

Tentacle-Vision [7.1a]

 * Patrick: [laughing] My shorts are wet!


 * Squidward: Patrick, just how dumb are you?
 * Patrick: It varies.

I Heart Dancing [7.1b]

 * Squidward: [upon seeing SpongeBob dancing] That is the stupidest dance I've ever seen.
 * SpongeBob: [to Squidward] Who put you on the planet? Ugh!!




 * Twin Sisters: [singing] We're tiny, we're cuddly, we're bubbly, wubbly, huggly!
 * Talent Agent: That was very cute, girls! [then annoyed] In fact, it's too cute. You're out.
 * Twin Sisters: I told you it was a stupid idea... and I hate you, too!

Growth Spout [7.2a]

 * Cracker: What am I, chopped liver?
 * Offscreen voice: No, that's what I am. [zoom out showing a jar of chopped liver]


 * Mrs. Puff: [in her sleep] Must...protect garden.


 * Squidward's house: Oh, well. I needed to lose a little weight anyway.

Stuck in the Wringer [7.2b]

 * SpongeBob: I guess crying does solve your problems after all.

The Inside Job [7.3b]

 * [Plankton unplugs SpongeBob's ear drum]
 * Plankton: Let me see what I can tune in here. Hmm.
 * Mr. Krabs: The secret of the Krabby Patty formula is-
 * Plankton: Jackpot!
 * Spongebob: Huh?
 * Mr, Krabs: I said-
 * SpongeBob: Could you speak a little louder, please?
 * Mr. Krabs: The secret to the Krabby Patty formula-
 * SpongeBob: What?
 * Mr. Krabs: Hold on.
 * Plankton: Here it comes!
 * Mr. Krabs: [shouting into a megaphone] THE SECRET TO THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA IS...! [The shouting causes Plankton's ears to pop]
 * Plankton: OW! I hate my life!


 * Plankton: Enough with these petty carnal senses. If I'm going to get the Krabby Patty recipe...[he arrives at...] The brain!
 * [Snickering evily, he sticks one end of the mind connector to the brain and absorbs some of it]
 * Plankton: Hi, friend! [he gasps as he saw "Superficial Greetings" on the brain] "Superficial Greetings"? What kind of idiot...? [sees the parts of the brain] -"Personal Opinions"? "Knock-knock Jokes"?! No, no, no, no! This is all useless!

Greasy Buffoons [7.4a]

 * Mr. Krabs/Plankton: Oh, no! Did somebody call the Health inspector?
 * Health inspector: Did somebody call a... Health inspector?

A Pal for Gary [7.5b]

 * ''[SpongeBob sees little puffy fish being sold by a peddler, and becomes enticed by them and decides to get one of them for Gary]
 * SpongeBob: I'll take that one right there!
 * Store Owner: You wish to have one of my rare and extremely dangerous... huh?
 * SpongeBob: Oh yeah this is the one. [picks one of them]
 * Store Owner: Beware, boy, this is no ordinary pet!
 * SpongeBob: Oh, Gary's gonna be so happy!
 * Store Owner: You must understand. These pets can be very unstable. especially around other pets!
 * [She proves this by showing a picture of a cat next to another puffy fish, who snarls at it.]
 * SpongeBob: [obliviously] Yeah, yeah, yeah, thanks, bye. [he runs off]
 * Store Owner: Why bother? They never listen.


 * SpongeBob: Ahh. I can rest so peacefully, now that Gary's got a good pal they could play with.
 * [Just as he goes to sleep, Gary bursts through the door, scared and meowing in alarm, causing him to wake up with a start.]
 * SpongeBob: Gary! Shame on you! [takes Gary back in the living room] Puffy Fluffy is perfectly harmless. [he takes the blanket off, revealing what he thinks is normal Puffy Fluffy] See there he is fast asleep. Now will you let me sleep, Gary, please? [sets Gary back on a small green bed and covers him with a small blanket] Good night. [goes back to bed]


 * [After SpongeBob wakes up and notices the damage to the house, thanks to Puffy Fluffy]
 * SpongeBob: Hmm, that's interesting. Must have been a sea quake last night. Oh, well, what are you gonna do? [opens the galley door which falls over] That's unusual. WHOA! [sees the library which is a total wreck] My library! [gasps] And my prized memoirs of T.S. Halibut! [gasps] My clothes! [picks up his torn pants] This was no random sea quake. Who could've done this? There was no one here except for... [mistakenly realizes something] ...Gary. I bet he's jealous about the new friend.

Yours, Mine and Mine [7.6a]

 * Patrick: Hey! [flips over box] Where's the toy?
 * SpongeBob: Oh, it doesn't come with a toy.
 * Patrick: What!? That's a rip off! I want my money back!
 * [Scene cuts to Mr. Krabs taking a money bath]
 * Mr. Krabs: [wakes up] Money back?! [walks out of office with towel wrapped around him] What's the problem here?
 * Patrick: My Kiddy meal didn't come with a toy!
 * Mr. Krabs: Hmm. And you'd like to upgrade to the toy package is that right?
 * SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, the Krusty Krab doesn't have any toys.
 * Mr. Krabs: Oh, really? [takes Krabby Patty away from customer] Then what do you call?... [fixes Krabby Patty] this? [The Krabby Patty now has eyes, legs, a mouth, and arms made from kitchen ingredients; Patrick and SpongeBob gasp]
 * SpongeBob: An officially "licensed" Krusty Krab toy? [smiles]


 * Patrick: Uh, I'm not home right now! Please leave a message! Beeeep...
 * SpongeBob: Patrick, it's me! SpongeBob! It's my turn to play with the toy!
 * Patrick: I can't go out! I just washed my hair!
 * SpongeBob: You don't have any h-come out, Patrick! It's MY turn!
 * Patrick: Got any ID?
 * SpongeBob: I have my milkshake dispenser operator license.
 * Patrick: [looks at it] Looks fake to me pal! Bye-Bye now!
 * SpongeBob: Well, I guess I had best be going! [Pretends to walk away] I'm walking away...Here I go... [quietly] I'm gone now! [hides on Patrick's antenna]
 * Patrick: You sure?
 * SpongeBob: I'm sure! [Patrick comes out, he jumps at him] Hi, Patrick! Time to SHARE!
 * Patrick: DECEIVER! You didn't leave at all!
 * SpongeBob: Oh, and you were washing your hair!?!
 * Patrick: I was too, See? [shows his armpit hair]


 * SpongeBob: [Surprised] Gary was so right about you! You're a non-sharer!
 * Patrick: Gary said that? You're off my friend list, Gary!
 * Gary: Meow. [turns and slithers back into SpongeBob's house]
 * SpongeBob: Hand it over, Patrick! I get to play with the Patty Pal today!
 * Patrick: You can't take it, It's not fair!
 * SpongeBob: How about I take it for half a day?
 * Patrick: Mm-mm!
 * SpongeBob: How about we trade off every hour?
 * Patrick: Mm-mm!
 * SpongeBob: Every half hour?
 * Patrick: Mm-mm!
 * SpongeBob: Every fifteen minutes?
 * Patrick: Mm-mm!
 * SpongeBob: Five minutes?
 * Patrick: Mm-mm!
 * SpongeBob: One minute?
 * Patrick: N-n-no!
 * SpongeBob: Okay then, for our final offer we trade off every second!
 * [They pass Patty Pal back and fourth every second]
 * Patrick: One.
 * SpongeBob: One.
 * Patrick: One.
 * [Pause, Patrick runs off while SpongeBob tears himself angrily]

Kracked Krabs [7.6b]

 * Mr. Krabs:: Lad, you're surrounded by stingy wisdom, so try to pick up some pointers. But whatever you do, don't lend anyone money!
 * SpongeBob:: [lending money to another crab] 25, 26...

Squidward in Clarinetland [7.7b]

 * Squidward: Order up, SpongeBob!
 * [walk towards SpongeBob]
 * Squidward: SpongeBob! What do you think you're doing? You're supposed to be fry cooking. I told you not to touch my stuff!
 * SpongeBob: I didn't! I wore protective gloves! And besides, don't you like how classy it look now?
 * Squidward: Velvet..
 * SpongeBob: Now I'd like to stand by and idly chat with you, Squidward, But I must attend to my Krusty Krab duties! In the future, please keep your interruptions to a minimum sir, please!


 * Squidward: Hey, come back! I need my clarinet! Come Back! Where are you? Sponge-
 * [bumps into an eagle head]
 * Eagle: I am the keeper of the horned forest, state your business here.
 * Squidward: uuhh.. I'm.. trying to find my clarinet.
 * Eagle: Your clarinet?
 * Squidward:: Yes, my clarinet! Which I am the proud owner.
 * [Eagle laughs]
 * Eagle: A clarinet is not owned. Why don't you tell me why you're really here?
 * Squidward: You calling me a LIAR?!
 * [Eagle grabs Squidward with his tongue]
 * Eagle: I don't appreciate your tone.
 * Squidward: I'm sorry I-I-I didn't mean to offend you.
 * Eagle: This is a sacred place where clarinets live without persecution. You need to learn respect.
 * Squidward: [Eagle squeezed squidward tightly] I've learned.. [loosely] I've learned respect...
 * Eagle: I don't believe you.
 * [Swallows Squidward and he ends up in the stomach, Squidward sees SpongeBob]

SpongeBob's Last Stand [7.8]

 * Plankton: Observe in this conveniently timed flashback.


 * SpongeBob: Okay everyone, say goodbye to the worst thing that's happened to this town since 97 cent stores.
 * Everyone: YEAH! [SpongeBob tries to break the highway with the tractor, but it just stopped]
 * Plankton: Good effort, Spongedope, but you can't tear up my highway, it's indestructible!
 * Larry Lobster: Not if we have anything to do with it!
 * SpongeBob: Larry Lobster!
 * Larry Lobster: That's right, pal, but that's not all. [Sandy walks out from the crowd, waving]
 * SpongeBob: Sandy Squirrel! [Mrs. Puff walks out of the crowd] Mrs. Puff! [Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy both walk out from the crowd] Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy! [Patrick walks walk out from the crowd] Patrick!
 * Patrick: Su-Su-Su-Su!
 * SpongeBob: And Squidward! [Squidward doesn't walk out from the crowd]
 * Fish 3: Nope, that's everybody!
 * Larry Lobster: Push! [He, Patrick, Mrs. Puff, Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy and Sandy push] Harder! [They push harder]
 * SpongeBob: Harder still!
 * Fish 3: You heard the little square guy, yeah! [Everybody lines up behind the tractor and pushes it]
 * Plankton: Wait! I didn't count on all of you working together! [Everybody pushes hard enough that the highway breaks!] My highway! STOP! YOU CAN'T! [Plankton gets crushed by the tractor!]
 * Everyone: YEAH! [The arch over the Krusty Krab breaks down in a pile of dust and the smog clears]
 * Mr. Krabs: Praise Neptune.
 * SpongeBob: [Singing] Jelly lelly lelly jelly, jelly lelly lelly jelly, it's the jellyfishing song!
 * Jellyfish: Clap!
 * SpongeBob: Jelly lelly lelly jelly, jelly lelly lelly jelly, everyone sing along!
 * Jellyfish: Clap!
 * Everyone: [Singing] Jelly lelly lelly jelly, jelly lelly lelly jelly, it's the jellyfishing song!
 * Jellyfish: Clap!
 * Everyone: Jelly lelly lelly jelly, jelly lelly lelly jelly everyone siiiiinnnnggggg! [The camera zooms out and we cut to the Jellyfish Fields ranger]
 * Ranger: [bored voice] Everyone sing along. [switches the "closed" sign to "open," and then walks away]

Back to the Past [7.9a]

 * Mermaid Men:
 * #2: [running out of the time machine along with the second Barnacle Boy, Spongebob and Patrick] Keep your tongue out of my tarter sauce!
 * #1: Imposters!
 * #2: Who are you calling imposter, imposter? I must prevent our tarter sauce from being eaten by that... [pans to Patrick] ...That fool!
 * #1: If I want to get near my tarter sauce, I gotta go through me first!
 * #2: I’m gonna make you eat those words!
 * #1: Bring It! [gets "slapped"] Take this! ["punches" himself's hair] I’ll never let you win!
 * #2: Oh, yes I will!
 * Young: What do you make of this, Barnacle Boy?
 * Young Barnacle Boy: Tangled Timeline, Mermaid Man. I...
 * Man Ray: [laughs wickedly] You old coots provided me the perfect distraction. Now prepare to be disappeared!
 * Young Mermaid Man: Sounds good on paper, you purveyor of pure evil, but, fortunately, we all know what happens to paper underwater. [takes out a paper and it dissolves] Barnacle Boy, the tartar sauce. [pours tartar sauce on the Man Ray, but two Patricks fall off the can]
 * Patrick 2: Wow! I've never eaten that much tartar sauce.
 * Patrick 1: Yes, you have.
 * Patrick 2: Well, it sure ain't sittin' right.
 * Man Ray: [laughs wickedly] Foolish mools. Once again, your buffoonery has given me victory! [blows up the tartar sauce can and laughs wickedly] Oh, I'm going to savor this. It's not every day I get to defeat Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy three times over! [is about to shoot two SpongeBobs, Patrick, two Old Mermaid Mans and Barnacle Boys but another time machine comes]
 * SpongeBob 2: [He along with the second Patrick comes out of the machine] Patrick, don’t eat the tartar sauce!
 * Man Ray: You’re too late! Your fat friend beat you to it. Now, prepare to taste laser! [another time machine comes, which it opens, and the third SpongeBob and Patrick are falling, screaming] So how...
 * SpongeBob 4: [the time machine door with the fourth SpongeBob and Patrick] I told you we had to go back farther!
 * Man Ray: Uh... [tries to think but another time machine comes]
 * Mermaid Man 3: Up, up, and away! [the third Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy jump out and fall to the ground]
 * SpongeBob 5: [another time machine opens with the fifth Patrick also] Now, Patrick! [he along with the fifth Patrick pour tartar sauce on the third Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy and drop the can on them]
 * Man Ray: I can't get my head around this. Where are they all coming from? [Man Ray 2's machine comes] Another machine? [Man Ray 2 comes out]
 * Man Ray 2: [shoots his own whole time machine and laughs wickedly] I took care of your blasted time machine! [laughs again and flies away]
 * Man Ray: Uh! I got to sit down and think this through.
 * Young Mermaid Man: [chains Man Ray] Gotta! You've got plenty of time for thinking in the stony lonesome.
 * Man Ray: I'm sorry, did you say something? I'm still trying to comprehend what just happened here.
 * Young Mermaid Man: It's pretty simple, really. You were defeated by a convoy of continuum-cruising crime stoppers. Thank you, SpongeBob and Patrick.
 * Four SpongeBobs and Two Patricks: You're welcome!
 * SpongeBob 6 and Patrick 6: [another time machine which holds seven SpongeBobs and six Patricks comes] Oh, hi there! Hello! Hello! Hello!
 * One Other Patrick: Hey! Oh, I can't believe it!
 * One Other SpongeBob: We just wanted to come back and revisit the day that evil was defeated forever.
 * SpongeBob 7: [another time machine appears] Hey, how you doing?
 * Patrick 7: We're here.
 * Eighth and Ninth SpongeBobs and Patricks: [two time machines appear] Oh, hi there! How you doing?
 * Tenth SpongeBob and Patrick: Hello! Hello!
 * Even More SpongeBobs and Patricks: [more appear] Oh hi there! [More and more appear while the episode pans into outer space] Hello! Hello!

The Bad Guy Club for Villains [7.9b]

 * Patrick: Hey, what happened? Why are those squiggles on the screen?
 * SpongeBob: Those are called "End Credits", Patrick.
 * Patrick: End credits? But I don't want it to end!
 * SpongeBob: That's why Neptune gave us the rewind button! [pushes a button]
 * Patrick: Thank you, Neptune! [The screen goes back to the beginning and zooms in before the episode ends]

A Day Without Tears [7.10a]

 * SpongeBob: He was a good little Krabby Patty. [sniffs] I didn't know him well, but in the few short seconds between grill and floor, I- [opens the trash lid and begins crying] -I came to love him! [the patty slowly slides off his spatula and into the trash bin] It just isn't fair! [he cries even louder, soaking and enraging Squidward from the counter window]
 * Squidward: SpongeBob, will you stop crying?!
 * SpongeBob: But the Krabby Patty fell on the floor and then he...
 * Squidward: Krabby Patty nothing!
 * SpongeBob: I-
 * Squidward: [shouting] KRABBY PATTY NOTHING! [breathes heavily. SpongeBob whimpers] What now?
 * SpongeBob: [stifled] You yelled at me... [wailing] YOU YELLED AT ME! [continues sobbing]
 * Squidward: All right, look. So far today, and it's not even 2:00 yet, you have cried 43 times.
 * SpongeBob: And you wrote that number on a chalkboard.
 * Squidward: Yes!
 * SpongeBob: Why?
 * Squidward: [pauses for a second] I have no idea.
 * SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward, there's no way I cry that much. There's not that many tears in my brain.
 * Squidward: Au contraire. [turns on a TV]
 * SpongeBob: What's this?
 * Squidward: It's a quick montage of flashbacks I've edited together that shows the hundreds of tears you have cried over the years.
 * [the video begins to play, showing SpongeBob crying in the Krusty Krab, in a grocery store, at Mrs. Puff's Boating School, in Jellyfish Fields, in the bathroom, and more like near a bus stop for no reason]
 * SpongeBob: [in the video] Boo! Hoo! Boohoo! Sob. Whimper.
 * Narrator: Thousands of tears later...
 * [SpongeBob continues to watch himself crying in the video]
 * SpongeBob: Wow, guess I do cry a lot. I promise I won't cry anymore.
 * Squidward: Oh, nonsense! I bet you can't go the rest of the day without crying.
 * SpongeBob: [realizes something] Excuse me a minute. [he walks up to a rotary telephone and dials it, Patrick appears lazily sitting on his couch when his own phone rings]
 * Patrick: [answers it] Star... residence. Patrick speaking.
 * SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick.
 * Patrick: Hey, buddy! Is it 7:30 already?
 * SpongeBob: No, I'm still at work.
 * Patrick: How can I help you?
 * SpongeBob: Do you think that I could go the rest of the day without crying?
 * Patrick: [mouth full with popcorn] Well, of course you can.
 * SpongeBob: Okay, great, thanks, Patrick.
 * Patrick: Umm... sure. And did you remember to put that package outside where I told you?
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, but I left it in a different spot. Just ask Gary, he knows where it is.
 * Patrick: Oh, yeah. [laughs with his mouth full] Hey, good one, buddy. You almost had me there.
 * SpongeBob: [chuckles] Okay.
 * Patrick: Yeah, talk to you later.
 * SpongeBob: All right, see ya. [hangs up, then walks back up to Squidward] Okay, it's a bet.
 * Squidward: [shakes SpongeBob's hand] Fine. If you cry one tear before midnight, you have to... [thinks] Wash my bike, clean out my rain gutters, and do all my yard work for a year.
 * SpongeBob: Sounds fair to me. And if I make it to midnight without crying, you'll come to a slumber party at my place. Just you and me. [Squidward retches and swallows] Ooh, what's the matter?
 * Squidward: Um, nothing, I just threw up a little in my mouth. [begins talking in his thoughts] No need to worry, Squiddy. You've outdone yourself. He'll be crying in ten minutes.

One Coarse Meal [7.11a]

 * Karen: My triumphant husband returns. How'd you fail this time?
 * Plankton: Krabs had a whale!
 * Karen: You mean his big, bad, scary teenage daughter?
 * Plankton: I hear that mocking tone in your voice, Karen, and I don't appreciate it! Don't you remember what happened to my ancestors at the hands of those beasts?!
 * [Plankton's family is shown being eaten by a whale]
 * Karen: Okay, when you need a break from your delusional paranoia, the trash needs some attention. It's ripened.


 * Plankton: [crying] What's the point of going on? I'll just be tortured for the rest of my life by that whale! [lies down] That's it. I'm done. The 4:15 bus should be along any time now.
 * SpongeBob: Hi, Plankton. What are you doing laying in the middle of the road?
 * Plankton: Go away, Cheese head! Can't you see I'm trying to get run over?! In fact, better yet, just step on me as hard as you can. Would you do that for me?
 * SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Plankton, but that flies in the face of my good nature.
 * Plankton: Forget it, kid. I'll just wait for the next bus. Go on back to the Krusty Krab and enjoy yourself.


 * SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I know you and Plankton are enemies and all, but... putting on a dress to frighten him? Isn't that taking it a little too far?

The Play's the Thing [7.12a]

 * SpongeBob: Squidward, no! Those patties aren't fit for public consumption!
 * Squidward: Here, enjoy!


 * SpongeBob: [tries not to cry] Bless you all.
 * Patrick: I like throwing food. [chucks a burnt Krabby Patty at SpongeBob]
 * SpongeBob: OW!
 * All: FOOD FIGHT!


 * Squidward: AAAAAHH!
 * Patrick: Haw haw! Ah haw haw! [hurls an anchor]

Rodeo Daze [7.12b]

 * [Scene cuts to the Chum Bucket]
 * SpongeBob: [bangs on the door] Plankton!
 * Plankton: [opens the door and comes out] What?
 * SpongeBob: Sandy's in trouble. I need help rescuing her.
 * Plankton: [gets some dynamite with a timer on it] I'm kind of busy right now.
 * SpongeBob: [about the bomb] Jeepers, it'll only take a minute.
 * Plankton: Yeah, uh, I'd love to help, but I really got to go. [picks up the dynamite and carries it towards the Krusty Krab, and the dynamite blows up before Plankton gets to the Krusty Krab] Ouch.

Cast

 * Tom Kenny as SpongeBob, Snooty Narrator, TV Voice, Narrator, Chopped Liver, Cop #1, Squidward's House, Jellyfish, Carney Fish #1, Fish #2, Fish #40, Fish #47, Fish #83, Gary, Worker Fish, Customer #5, Cod Darringer, Hans, Cop, Trash Fish, Fish #107, Cowboy, Mail Fish, Bellboy, Crab #1, Beuford, Customer (male), Fish #64, Fish #37a, Director, Cop, Scotsman, Reporter, Man, Mayor, Jellyfish, Dirty Bubble, Pyrite Panderer, Hand Creature, Professor Magma, Snail #13, Cop, Brad, Pet Shop Owner, Snail #1, Fish #107, Snail #2, Big Poodle Worm, Fish #41, Fish #40, Fish #1, Popeye Fish, Old Man Fish, Cop, Old Fish, Fish #106, Kid #2, Smitty, Chef, Radio Voice, Elderly Fish #1, Gang Member #1, Fish #6, Fish #2, Trucker, Nanny, Fish #107, Triplet #2, Keystone Cop #2, Commissioner, Teller, SpongeBob's Grandson, TV Voice, Fish #39, Old Fish, Kid Fish, Citizen, Fish #92, Fish with Plate, Fish #60, Future Fish #331, Phone, Fish #108, Announcer, Soap Opera Fish, Cupid Robot, Police Fish, Prince Robot, Male Customer #6, Fish #107, Male Fish, Tuck, Live Action Broccoli
 * Bill Fagerbakke as Patrick, TV Producer, Fish #1, Customer #2, Health Inspector, Assistant, Fish #105, Fish #107, Fax Machine, Dad Fish, Customer, Tibor, Yokel #2, Mayor, Conductor, Passenger E, Fish #107, Fish #37b, Patrick Not-Star, Fish #108, Sam
 * Rodger Bumpass as Squidward, Leftover, Fish #107, Customer #3, Announcer, Chintzy McGee, KK Customer, Fish #41, Mailman, Cop #107, Cop, Quarter, Fish #108, Fish #1, Keystone Cop #1, Vendor, Fish #69, Middle Fish, DJ, Fish #107, Bartender, Doctor, Fish #23, Boss, Male Customer #3, Fish #38
 * Clancy Brown as Mr. Krabs, Carney Fish #2, Fish #83, Customer #1, Dad, Giant Bell Hop, Customer, Eagle Head, Ranger, Fish #83, Fish #49, Cop #1, Vacuum, General, Fish #40, Passenger F, Guy, Male Customer #3, Fish #37, Clint
 * Mr. Lawrence as Plankton, Larry the Lobster, Customer #1, Citizen Fish #45, TV Narrator, Sinister Slug, Cop, Fish #6, Doctor, Fish #37a, Fish #3, Fish #5, Newscaster, Passenger B, Fish #41, Fish #106, Fish #114, Cop Fish, Fish #40, Tour Organizer, Newscaster, Ice Cream Fish, Frank
 * Carolyn Lawrence as Sandy, Fish #7, Fish #87
 * Dee Bradley Baker as Zeus, Squilliam, Cop, Worker, Newscaster, Billy, Boss, Director, Cloaked One, Boy Fish, Crab #2, Host, Atomic Flounder, Jumbo Shrimp, Elastic Waist Band, Radio DJ, Anchor Fish, Kid Fish, Pirate #1, Bully Snail, Billy, Baby, Small Poodle Worm, Fish #107, Fish #42, Fish #60, Fish #41, Fish #27, Security Guard, Rrarrg, Fish #41, Fish #41, Eel, Old Man Jenkins, Fish #107, Kid #1, Cletus, Dude Fish, Fish #4, Ancient Warrior, Perch Perkins, Porter, Baby Triplet, Werewolf, Seahorses, Fish #41, Woman Fish, Newscaster, Fish #85, Fish #115, Fish #107, Future Fish #1, Clams, Fish #85, Fish #1, Worm, Gill, Sea Chicken, Whelks, News Anchor, Baby Whelks, Scallop, Male Fish, Clerk, Newscaster, Announcer, Fish #26, Crawly Clown Robot, Male Customer #1, Paramedic #25, Male Customer #7, Fish #92, Fish Cop, Howard
 * Lori Alan as Pearl, Grandma, Mermaid #2, Girl Fish #104
 * Jill Talley as Twin #1, Twin #2, Karen, Fish #48, Fish #49, Customer #4, Fish #157, Mom, Gramma, Fish #45, Fish #46, Mermaid #1, Mermaid #3, Miss McGuffin, Fish #49, Nurse #1, Nurse #2, Cashier, Kids, Billy, Female Customer #2, Fish #46, Fish #47, Fish #48
 * Sirena Irwin as Agent Fish, Actress, Reporter, Kid Fish, Fortune Teller, Fish #46, Miss Appear, Mary, Monica, Fish #115, Mermaid #4, Betsy, Lady Fish #1, Elderly Female Fish #2, Elderly Female Fish #1, Lady Fish, Little Girl Fish, Fish #45, Girl Fish #7, Roxanne Robot, Mom, Female Customer #1, Granny, Squilvia, Lady Fish
 * Mary Jo Catlett as Mrs. Puff
 * Chiba as Kitten
 * Brian Dolye Murray as Flying Dutchman
 * Bob Joles as Man Ray
 * Ernest Borgnine as Mermaid Man
 * Tim Conway as Barnacle Boy
 * Adam West as Young Mermaid Man
 * Burt Ward as Young Barnacle Boy
 * Paul Tibbitt as Plankton's Granddad, Charles
 * Loraine Newman as Grandma Plankton, Nurse
 * Ginnifer Goodwin as Lead Mermaid
 * Kristen Wiig as Madame Hagfish
 * Mark Fite as Junior, Ol' Jim, Male Customer #5, Male Customer #8, Paramedic #26
 * Amy Sedaris as Ma Angler
 * Alan Smart as Eel
 * Marion Ross as Grandma SquarePants