SpongeBob SquarePants: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman

 is a 2002 video game developed by THQ and Big Sky Interactive based on the series.

Quotes

 * Flying Dutchman: Argh! Who summons me from my endless slumber? I’ll have your eyes for appetizers and yer insides for dessert. For I am the Flying Dutchman!
 * SpongeBob: Uh.. sorry about that. Just hop right back into your bottle and we’ll bury you out back in the yard so you can…
 * Flying Dutchman: Silence! I’ll not return to that prison ever again! [takes the bottle] And what’s this? You’ve gotten into my treasure, have ye! Ooh, I hate it when someone messes with my doubloons. Now what shall I do with ye lowly knaves who dared stir me up? Let me consult my rulebook on ghostly doings. [looks in his rulebook] Hmm. In the case of accidental discovery and wanton disruption of my booty, the perpetrators must serve for an eternity on my bloody crew. [stops reading] Well, I ain’t never been out to sea with a talking cheeseblock before, but rules is rules, so I gotta take you with me. Are you ready?
 * SpongeBob: Hold on there, mister Dutchman sir. Technically speaking, it was not me who found you. Gary’s the one who dug you up. [Gary hides in his shell]
 * Flying Dutchman: Whew, that’s a relief. This little varmint looks like he can do ten times the work… if he can survive my hypnotic spell.
 * SpongeBob: Aagh! No, not Gary! That’s not what I meant. Take me, me, me. Not him, him, him!
 * Flying Dutchman: Too late, my decision is made. Now I’ve got to check on the treasure stashed back on my ship, to make sure no one’s spreading that around. But I’ll return shortly to pick up my new crewmate. Say your farewells before I return.
 * [The Flying Dutchman disappears into thin air.]
 * SpongeBob: Don’t worry, Gary. I’ll think of something and it’ll be the type of… something that will save you. You can bet on it. Ohhhh.