Stewart Copeland

Stewart Copeland (born July 16, 1952), former drummer of the '70s and '80s New Wave band The Police, later became a session drummer and film/videogame composer.

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 * [If] you don't have any soul and you don't have any talent, jazz is what you should do. ... any fool can do it; all you gotta do is practice.
 * From an interview published at JamBase.com


 * This instrument is so easy, its a joke.
 * From a television interview with Jools Holland.