Stiff Upper Lips

Stiff Upper Lips is a 1998 British comedy film. I want my sexual awakening and I want it now! (taglines)

Dialogue

 * Edward and Cedric disembark from a train; the conductor asks them for their tickets. They both ignore him.
 * Edward (petulantly, to Cedric): I do so hate ordinary people.
 * Cedric: You mustn't hate them; they have smaller brains.




 * Cedric is writing in his diary, recording his first impressions of Emily
 * Cedric (writing): There is something about her slim, elegant figure that rather reminds me of Edward....hmmmmmm.




 * The Butler, Hudson, bids farewell to his last remaining fellow-servant (Aunt Agnes has fired them all). Hudson has previously been seen serving tea, carrying mountains of luggage, and rolling the lawn; now he is in the kitchen, cooking the entire dinner singlehandedly.
 * Servant Girl: Can you manage on your own?
 * Hudson (proudly): I am a Hudson.
 * Servant Girl: Do you never get bitter?
 * Hudson doesn't reply, but stands there looking inscrutable; then several bells summoning service begin to ring, and his upper lip trembles slightly.
 * Servant Girl (awed): Never? She leaves; when she's gone, Hudson
 * removes a pot from the stove, sets it on the floor, and urinates into the soup.


 * Emily and Cedric sit at an outdoor table having tea and discussing their impending marriage.
 * Emily: Soon we will be man and wife.
 * Cedric (pompously): Or, as the poet Homer says...
 * ''Before he can finish his sentence, Emily snatches up a butter knife and buries it in his skull. Cedric squints at the hilt sticking out of his temple and scowls. Emily then awakes from her nightmare.

Taglines

 * I want my sexual awakening and I want it now!

Cast

 * Peter Ustinov - Horace
 * Prunella Scales - Aunt Agnes
 * Georgina Cates - Emily
 * Samuel West - Edward
 * Robert Portal- Cedric
 * Sean Pertwee - George