Still Standing

Still Standing (2002–2006) is an American television sitcom that aired on CBS. On March 2006, CBS cancelled the series after 4 seasons.

Pilot [1.01]

 * Lauren Miller: Dad, Mom's being totally unfair.
 * Bill Miller: Yeah. She does that.


 * Lauren Miller: Beat it, squirt, and put some clothes on.
 * Tina Miller: Shut up, stupid. Mom said to take my clothes off.
 * Judy Miller: But, remember, the underwear stays on till after dinner.
 * Bill Miller: Same rules as when we were dating.


 * Bill Miller: [in response to his son asking for advice on catching a girl's interest] So, what's your plan of action?
 * Brian Miller: Well, I've just been helping her with her school work, and carrying her books, listening to her problems...
 * Bill Miller: Well, that's all well and good, son, if you wanna become a member of the Never-touch-a-booby tribe.
 * Brian Miller: The what?
 * Bill Miller: Close the door, son. Help is here.