Strays (2023 film)

Strays is an American comedy film about an abandoned dog, who teams up with other strays to get revenge on his former owner.
 * Directed by . Written by .

Reggie

 * This beer doesn't taste good, but I like how it's making me feel.
 * That would mean Doug doesn't love me.
 * I said, I'm going to bite his dick off!
 * Hey, gnome. I'm your father. It's so good to finally meet you. Even under these strange circumstances.

Bug

 * You a stray. You can do anything you want.
 * Regg, you can learn how beautiful it can be when you're off the leash.
 * Oh, we going to fuck shit up.

Maggie

 * No, it's fine. Bella's young, and cute, and fun, so of course Jenna loves her more than me right now. And I get that.
 * But what I really don't get is why Jenna thinks it's so adorable when she spins around in circles. Like I can do that in my sleep. You know what, it's totally fine. It's fine.
 * [ in Lassie-Style-Animation form] Shit! You look different, too.

Hunter

 * God saw! He sees everything!
 * I should probably talk to him. I am a therapy dog.
 * You look different.
 * How so? Is it my human hands?

Dialogue

 * Bug: Chester, for the last time, there’s no fucking fence there! Just come out with us!
 * Chester: I can’t! I’m tellin’ you, there is a magical fence there! You just can’t see it!
 * Hunter: Come on Chester!
 * [dogs chanting "Chester"]
 * Chester: Honestly, that is persuasive and I don't know why. Oh, I can't believe I'm doing this.
 * Maggie: Stop being a pussy and do this!
 * Chester: Okay.
 * [Chester runs]
 * Maggie: Woo! Chester! Chester you got it!
 * [dogs chanting "Chester" and Chester gets shocked and falls flatly]
 * Bug: Goddamn!
 * Hunter: It's real! The magic fence is real!


 * Doug: BAD FUCKING DOG!!!
 * Reggie: You're goddamn right! [charges at Doug and bites Doug's penis off, Doug screams in pain, scratches his groin, and Hunter takes a dropping on Doug's face, the Strays leave Doug's burning house, as Doug gets out and falls down, we see blood stain on his pants, he cries in pain, and the telephone wire crashes on Doug's truck and explodes] Yeah, we should probably leave.

Cast

 * — Doug
 * — Willy
 * — Brenda
 * — Dr. Hagen
 * — Himself

Voice cast

 * Will Ferrell — Reggie
 * — Bug
 * — Maggie
 * Randall Park — Hunter
 * — Rolf
 * — Deliliah
 * — Chester
 * — Gus
 * — Finn
 * Jack De Sanz — Munchkin
 * — Shitstain
 * — Underbite pound dog
 * Phil Morris — Bubsy

Taglines

 * Unleashed in theaters this summer.
 * From the humans who brought you Cocaine Bear & 21 Jump Street.