Striptease

Striptease is a webcomic written and drawn by Chris Daily.

2000

 * Chip: Working on villain lines again?
 * 10/26/2000


 * Max: Of course I'll do fine. I'm worried about what tie I'm going to wear.
 * 11/02/2000


 * Max: Whenever I hope women will change, they just end up disappearing.
 * 11/28/2000

2001

 * Max: How would you like to be our promotional gimp?
 * 06/18/2001


 * Willy: Of course you realize that you have to tell me all about how he is in bed?
 * Rachael: Why, do you like him?
 * Willy: Hell no, I just like gossip!
 * 08/20/2001

2002

 * Chip: What is it you want, oh great Couch-God?
 * 02/25/2002


 * Max: Hmm, my left butt cheek is asleep, but the other isn't...weird.
 * 03/13/2002

2003

 * Max: It's my turn to flashback. Be patient!
 * 05/26/2003


 * Max: To know her is to love her...to love her is to go quite bonkers.
 * 11/05/2003

2004

 * Tommy: If nothing else, you'll get a cult following of black-clad depressed kids.
 * 05/17/2004


 * Emily: Oh Chip, I'm so sorry...I know you were very enamored with Naomi.
 * Chip: Yeah...and I like her a lot too.
 * 08/30/2004


 * Emily: Just for reference, this is is my happy face.
 * 10/13/2004


 * Alli: Sure! If you like manipulating psychopaths...Which, you probably do.
 * 12/20/2004

2005

 * Max: I mean, what's next? By the way, Max, I'm a robot! Max, I'm a Russian spy!
 * 10/14/2005


 * Damion: What petty drama virus has infected your veins?
 * 12/21/2005

2006

 * Forrest: Don't be silly. I don't mind when girls kiss me. It's like free samples of something I would never buy.
 * 01/09/2006


 * Lydia: This manager things is fun! I'm getting paid to be all bitchy!
 * 03/06/2006


 * Emily: The unashamed humping like rabbits can commence!
 * 03/22/2006

2007

 * Alli: You've transcended from the angry to the absurd. Congratulations!
 * 01/24/2007


 * Rob: Would you stop using film terminology for sex talk?!
 * 05/01/2007


 * Alli: I think I just had a nerdgasm.
 * 05/15/2007

2008

 * Kim: She seemed a little suspicious to me! Of course...I only met her one night...and I was pretty drunk. But I'm not the one that had mystery sex with her, right Rae?
 * 04/15/2008


 * Kim: But if they're lesbian rabbits...would they hump?
 * 04/22/2008


 * Max: This calls for the best of whatever cheap alcohol we have in the fridge!
 * 08/21/2008

2009

 * Max: Sometimes you have to speak comicbookeese.
 * 02/12/2009


 * Mikayla: Rae, why was there a sack full of money buried in the floor?
 * Rachael: I sure hope it's from leprechauns.
 * 05/12/2009


 * Max: Apparently my subconscious hasn't heard of a thesaurus.
 * 06/11/2009