Stupid!

Stupid! is a comedy TV series that premiered on BBC in 2004. The plot of the TV series is about King Stupid who makes people (mainly children) do stupid things.

King Sachin

 * I'm the person that made you ask how much a pencilcase was in the "Everythings a pound" shop.


 * No Goober you boghouse rat!


 * Oh dear! Poor little goth girl!

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 * Queen Sensible: From now on, we are going to make the world a more sensible place.. *stupid picking his nose* Stupid! Are you delibritly being stupid?


 * King Stupid: What? Sorry, were you talking to me?

= Sketches =

Devil Finger

 * DEVIL FINGER!!!


 * DOUBLE DEVIL FINGER!!!


 * EVIL ELBOW!!!


 * COWBITE MOO!!!


 * BENDY WENDY!!!

The Gran

 * *laughes* Oh Your Face Graham!

She Fancies You

 * First Sister: She Fancies You!
 * Second sister: No She Fancies You!!
 * First Sister: No She Fancies You!!!
 * Second sister: No She Fancies You!!!!
 * First Sister: No She Fancies You!!!!!
 * Second sister: No She Fancies You!!!!!!

Which one is it?
[After returning from two amused teachers]
 * First older girl: One of those new teachers is swetty betty she gets big sweet patches
 * Second older girl: And when she speaks to you sweat drips off her nose.
 * Young girl: Which one is she.
 * First older girl: I'm not sure.
 * Young girl: I'll just go and ask.
 * Both older girls: NOOO!!!
 * Young girl: Can you really get detention every day until you die??
 * First older girl: You idiot.
 * Second older girl: So which one is she?
 * Young girl: I never got an answer I'll just go and ask.
 * Both older girls: NOOO!!!

Rude girl
(Audience claps as a pupil gets a prize)


 * Teacher: & the next award goes to Neil Johnson for a spotless 100% attendance record! Neil! Neil?


 * Other Teacher: He's not here today.


 * Teacher: Oh! Right, OK moving on, the award for all round sporting achievement goes to Jas Watkins. Come up Jas.

(Jas walks up on stage)


 * Teacher: *Jas snatches certificate* Not so fast girl. Would you like to say a few words?

(Jas shakes her head)


 * Teacher: Don't be shy. Do you like the certificate?


 * Jas: Yeah, it's great... DOG BREATH! *Puts hand over her mouth & audience gasp*


 * Teacher: Do you like school then Jas? I love coming here.


 * Jas: I knew that... You old witch! *audience laugh*


 * Teacher: Sorry?!


 * Jas: I said it's a terrific school, apart from the stink, & the pee teachers. Mind you, the stink comes from the pee teachers because they're too thick to work out how to use a can of deodorant!


 * Teacher: Um, right! Thanks for that Jas!


 * Jas: You asked you shabby old fat! Where'd you get your clothes from? The 1970s?


 * Teacher: Go and sit down this instant!


 * Jas: Go and sit down this instant! Go and sit down this instant! Big bulbus head!

(Teachers grab her)


 * Jas: Get off me! You've got poo on your fingers! Help! I'm being abducted by poo fingered people!!

(Jas stops fidgeting and calling the people names. Audience is shocked)


 * Jas: *Softly and sadly* I'm sorry! I'm really sorry! It just comes out! Can I keep the certificate?

(Teacher snatches certificate and tears it up)


 * Jas: That's a no isn't it. *goes back and sits down*