Summer Camp Island (season 4)


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The following is a list of quotes from the fourth season of Summer Camp Island.

Breakfast Like Gene Kelly [4.03]

 * [Ava gets on a chairlift, but gets her ski stuck on it, causing her to fall to the ground, breaking her leg]
 * Ava: Ooh. Aah! Ow! It hurts! I think I broke my leg!
 * Blanche: [gasps] The spell!
 * Ava: HEDGEHOG!!!
 * Blanche: Don't move! I'm gonna go get help! [runs to get help, but trips her ski over a rock, causing her to fall and break her leg] HEDGEHOG!!!
 * [Three elves ski towards the monsters]
 * Ski Patrol Elf 1: Ski Patrol! I heard two people yell "Hedgehog!" What is that, a new swear?
 * Howard: No.
 * Swear Patrol Elf: Aww. [leaves]
 * Howard: Hedgehog is a camper, and a baby witch, and the source of all these accidents!
 * [The two ski patrol elves come to Ava and Blanche's aids and cover their broken legs with bandages]
 * Swear Patrol Elf 2: Can you describe how you broke your leg for our report?
 * Ava: Well...
 * Margot: Wait, I can show you! She got her ski caught in the chairlift like this. [Mimics Ava's accident but falls to the ground and breaks her leg] HEDGEHOG!!!
 * Mortimer: Margot, I'll help you! [falls and breaks his legs] We're four for four. Nobody move.
 * Ski Patrol Elf 1: Jeez, what's gotten into you guys? Or, maybe, what hasn't gotten into you? Did you guys forget to eat breakfast or something?
 * Blanche: Oh!
 * Margot: We totally forgot! Melvin said was cleaning the kitchen, and he says we breathe too hard on the counters. We were gonna eat after, but we just wanted to get to the slopes.
 * Ski Patrol Elf 1: Well that's your problem. For some, breakfast is a sacred ritual, for others, it is the most important meal of the day.
 * Ski Patrol Elf 2: [takes out a stretcher] Everyone get on. We'll take you home.
 * Ava: What are you looking at, Howard?
 * [Howard looks at a soccer ball]
 * Margot: Come on, Howard.
 * [Howard tries to keep himself together]
 * Ava: No, Howard!
 * Howard: I'm just gonna kick that soccer ball. [gets off his skis]
 * Monsters: No, Howard! No!
 * Mortimer: Howard, can you seriously not?
 * [Howard runs towards the soccer ball to kick it as the monsters continue protesting, but a football appears out of nowhere and breaks Howard's leg]

The Emily Ghost Institute for Manners and Magical Etiquette [4.06]

 * Oscar: Hey, isn't it actually rude to punch someone in the face?
 * Ghost the Earnest: Huh? Oh, no, you're right! I got wrapped up in judging you that I forgot my manners.
 * Emily Ghost: Ahem. Ghost the Earnest, your manners are terrible. You must sign up for retraining and recertification.

He's Just Not Here Right Now [4.10]

 * Andy: Some say the Jersey Devil was born on the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year of the 13th century on Friday the 13th, and he was the 13th baby of the 13th witch in the 13th coven.