Supernatural (season 8)

Supernatural (2005–2020) is a paranormal/horror/thriller/drama-themed television series on the WB Television Network (now merged with UPN into the new network The CW) that details the lives of two brothers who travel across the country in a black 1967 Chevy Impala investigating paranormal events and other unexplained occurrences. Season eight originally aired from 3 October 2012 to 15 May 2013.

We Need to Talk About Kevin [8.01]

 * Sam: Maybe we should split up. Ask around. See if anyone's seen him.
 * Dean: Yeah. Asian kid. Yay high. At a university. That should be easy.


 * Kevin: What the hell happened to you guys?
 * Dean: Cliff Notes. I went to Purgatory. Sam hit a dog.


 * Crowley: Dean. Looking... well, let's just say Purgatory didn't do you any favors. Where's your angel?
 * Dean: Ask your mother.
 * Crowley: There's that grade-school zip. Missed it. I really did.


 * Channing: Kevin...what's going on?
 * Kevin: There is a demon in you and you're going to your safety school.
 * Channing: What?!?


 * Crowley: Chin up, gentlemen. I'm a professional.
 * Dean: This ain't over by a long shot, Crowley.
 * Crowley: Really, Dean? Who writes your stuff? A marshmallow?


 * Sam: Kevin, how you holding up?
 * Kevin: Awesome. The King of Hell just snapped my girlfriend's neck. How 'bout you?

What's Up, Tiger Mommy? [8.02]

 * Dean: You smell it, Sammy?
 * Sam: Burning flesh?
 * Dean: Revenge. So close.


 * Beau: Oh, if you're worried about the safety of the Prophet, rest assured we have a strict "No casting. No cursing. No supernaturally flicking the two of you against the wall just for the fun of it" policy.


 * Crowley: If you're gonna to make an omelet, sometimes you have to break some spines.


 * Linda: [slaps Crowley] Stay away from my son!
 * Crowley: Charming. Defiling her corpse has just made number one on my to-do list.


 * Dean: Plan C tanked.
 * Crowley: Maybe you should try Plan "D" for "dumbass".


 * 'Dean: [To Sam after he suggests to auction the Impala] You say it and I will kill you, your children and your grandchildren!


 * Samandriel: [To Dean after he told him about Castiel] You know.. there are some in heaven who still believe despite his...mistakes, that Castiel's heart was always in the right place.
 * Dean: Are you one of them?
 * Samandriel: I think, too much heart was always Castiel's problem.


 * Samandriel: [Concerning the Tablet] We protect the word of God.
 * Dean: Well awesome job so far...(Reads Samandriel's vessel's name tag) Alfie.
 * Samandriel: Actually my name is, uh, Samandriel.
 * Dean: Yeah, let's just stick with Alfie.

Heartache [8.03]

 * Dean: Wow. Guy goes to Purgatory for a year, all hell breaks loose. Check this out. Jogger in Minneapolis gets his heart ripped out.
 * Sam: I'm guessing literally.
 * Dean: Only way that interests me. And then, there's another article from six months ago. Same thing happens, also in Minneapolis. What's that tell us?
 * Sam: Stay out of Minneapolis!


 * Dean: If they are words. Sounds like babble to me. Wait a second.
 * Sam: What?
 * Dean: I bought a translation app.
 * Sam: You bought an app?


 * Dean: I know where I am at my best. And that is right here, driving down crazy street, next to you.
 * Sam: Makes sense.
 * Dean: Yes it does.
 * Sam: Maybe you're best hacking and slicing your way through all the world's crap alone, not having to explain yourself to anybody.
 * Dean: Yeah, that makes sense, seeing as I have so many other brothers I can talk to about this stuff.


 * Sam: Dean, listen, when this is over – when we close up shop on Kevin and the tablet – I'm done. I mean that.
 * Dean: No, you don't.
 * Sam: Dean, the year that I took off, I had something I've never had. A normal life. I mean, I got to see what that felt like. I want that. I had that.
 * Dean: I think that's just how you feel right now.

Bitten [8.04]

 * Kate: Look. I mean, there's got to be an explanation for this.
 * Brian: Really?
 * Kate: It... was self-defense.
 * Brian: Eating a heart is self-defense?


 * Sam: Dude, two burgers?
 * Dean: Hey, I didn't eat at Big P's for at least a year, okay? Clear eyes and clogged arteries - Can't Lose.

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 * Kate: (about Sam and Dean) First things first. Those guys... those guys aren't FBI, all right? I'm pretty sure that FBI agents don't say "awesome" that much, you know? And--and they definitely don't hunt and kill college kids.
 * Mike: Did--did they say anything else?
 * Brian: Dude, they just sat and talked about how they've been apart for a year. You were probably right about that whole office-romance thing.

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 * Dean: Hey, Sam?
 * Sam: Yeah?
 * Dean: Do I really say "awesome" a lot?
 * Sam: No..
 * Dean: [Looks at a picture of Kate] Awesome..

Blood Brother [8.05]

 * Sam: Kid's like 'Rain Man'.
 * Dean: He's like a crappy little credit-card-counting criminal prodigy Rain Man.
 * Sam: Well, he was in Advanced Placement.
 * Dean: Shut up.

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 * Castiel: It does present a curious curl in the metaphysics, doesn't it? If you murder a monster in monster heaven, where does it go?
 * Benny: And this is the crazy aunt I want to take on the road?
 * Castiel: I am not your aunt.
 * Benny: What? Really?
 * Castiel: I have no possible relationship to your sibling offspring.
 * Benny: Now you're kidding me.
 * Dean: Oh, you two are killing me.

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 * Dean: Vampire pirates? That's what you guys are - Vampirates!

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 * Dean: What the hell do you know about the value of life? You're a vampire.
 * Benny: Yep. And I think we both know which of our kinds killed more humans.
 * Castiel: Well, statistically speaking, that'd be your...
 * Dean: Yes. Thank you, Cass.

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 * Sam: So, you think I'm creepy?
 * Amelia: I think it's creepy that you buy all of your clothing at Army Surplus. White supremacists do that.
 * Sam: Yeah, but I'm not.
 * Amelia: Drifting serial killers do that.
 * Sam: Fair enough.

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 * The Maker: You're right. I've been here so, so long, Benny. Seen all the outcomes, all the patterns a trillion times. It all means so little. This universe is a pyramid of despair, nothing else.
 * Benny: A little dark.
 * The Maker: I am evil, after all. At least I've had that much to keep me cold at night.

Southern Comfort [8.06]

 * Sam: Hold up. Are you the new Bobby?
 * Dean: (to Sam) You shut your mouth.
 * Garth: Yeah.
 * Dean: (to Garth) You shut your mouth. What?!?

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 * Dean: I was in Purgatory.
 * Garth: Like the Purgatory Purgatory?
 * Dean: No, the one in Miami.
 * Garth: Man, that's balls
 * Dean: That's not how you say "balls."

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 * Dean: What, you--you were a dentist?
 * Garth: Yeah, just for like, for a hot minute. Where did you think I got my first case?
 * Dean: Let me guess--Tooth Fairy.
 * Garth: Yeah. Man, I felt terrible when I ganked that SOB.
 * Sam: Uh, you killed the Toothy Fairy?
 * Garth: Yeah, man. I mean, not my proudest moment. But it happened.

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 * Dean: So first, the mom goes Natural Born Killer, and now the son? Well, what do we got--a ghost with an Oedipus complex? (Sam stares) I don't know what that means.

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 * Dean: You never even wanted this life. Always blamed me for pulling you back into it.... Everything you've ever done since you climbed into my ride has been to deceive me.
 * Sam: What do you want me to say? That I've made mistakes? I've made mistakes, Dean.
 * Garth: That's not Dean, Sam.
 * Dean: Mistakes? Well, let's go through some of Sammy's greatest hits. Drinking demon blood? Check. Being in cahoots with Ruby? Not telling me that you lost your soul? Or how about running around with Samuel for a whole year, letting me think that you were dead while you were doing all kinds of crazy? Those aren't mistakes, Sam. Those are choices!
 * Sam: Alright, you said. We've both played a little fast and loose.
 * Dean: Yeah, I might have lied. But I never once betrayed you. I never once left you to die. And for what? A girl? You left me to die for a girl?

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 * Sam: Own up to your crap, Dean. I told you from the jump where I was coming from, why I didn't look for you. But you - you had secrets. You had Benny! And you got on your high and mighty and you've been kicking me ever since you got back. But that's over. So move on, or I will!

A Little Slice of Kevin [8.07]

 * Dean: Hey.
 * Sam: You look like you've--well, I was gonna say, "You look like you've seen a ghost", but you'd probably be stoked.

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 * Kevin: Mom! You've got to stop drowning me in holy water every time I go out!

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 * Kevin: [Deciphering the stone tablet] The next is... "The demonic influence on the collective tapestry of the soul."
 * Crowley: Blah blah blah. Doesn't anyone ever edit this stuff? So far as a writer, God's a snooze. No fun at parties, I hear.

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 * Kevin: From, the archangel... Metatron.
 * Crowley: The scribe... and suck-up. Took down God's word, picked up His cleaning.

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 * Crowley: It's all very West Side Story, but let's be logical. You look like hell, and I should know.

Hunteri Heroici [8.08]

 * Dean: What's the word, Cass?
 * Castiel: It's a shortened version of my name.
 * Dean: Yes, it is. I mean what's the word on The Word?

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 * Castiel: [Examining the victim's body] I can't sense any EMF or sulphur. Mr. Freleng's arterial health is, uh... excellent. [Castiel leans over and sniffs the body] Mm. He did recently suffer from a... mild, uh... [sniffs] what is that... [He smells the body again] bladder infection.
 * Dean: Cass. Stop smelling the dead guy.

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 * Castiel: [to Dean quietly] I'll, uh, I'll handle this. I've done research. I can crack her.
 * Castiel: Now... Miss Freleng... I don't wanna bother you. I-I really don't. But, I-I do have just one question for you. [He suddenly slams his hand on the table top and everyone jumps] Castiel: WHY DID YOU KILL YOUR HUSBAND?!
 * Dean: Agent Stills.. A word, please.
 * Castiel: [Moves over to Dean] What? I was being bad cop.
 * Dean Winchester: You were being bad everything!

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 * Dean: She's right, you know. I mean, the whole heart jumping out of a guy's chest. The delayed fall. That's straight-up Bugs Bunny.
 * Castiel: So, we're looking for some sort of insect-rabbit hybrid? How do we kill it?

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 * Dean: Cass, you gonna book a room or what?
 * Castiel: No, I'll stay here.
 * Dean: Oh, okay.. Yeah. We'll have a slumber party, you can braid Sam's hair. Where you gonna sleep?
 * Castiel: I don't sleep.
 * Dean: Okay.. Well, I need my four hours. So-
 * Castiel: I'll watch over you.
 * Dean: That's not gonna happen.

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 * Dean: All right, well, let's gear up. It's wabbit season.
 * Castiel: I don't think you pronounced that correctly.

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 * Dean: Cass. Let's go.
 * Castiel: [interrogating a cat] I've almost cracked him.
 * Dean: Now.
 * Castiel: Hey, I'm not through with you.
 * Cat: [behind Castiel's back] Dumbass!

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 * Caption: Dean Winchester (Hunterus Heroicus); Dr. Mahoney (Grotesques Villainus)

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 * Sam: Look, it can be nice living in a dream world. It can be great. I know that. And you can hide, and you can pretend all the crap out there doesn't exist, but you can't do it forever because... Eventually, whatever it is you're running from.. It'll find you. It'll come along, and it'll punch you in the gut. And then... Then you gotta wake up! Because if you don't, then trying to keep that dream alive will destroy you! It'll destroy everything!

Citizen Fang [8.09]

 * Dean: You put 'Mostly-Okay' Martin on Benny? What is mostly-okay doing hunting at all?

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 * Benny: Rogue vamp. Came into the cafe a couple nights ago, youngster, goes by the name of Desmond. He, uh, remembers me from the good old days.
 * Dean: Good old days?
 * Benny: I know it's hard to believe, but I haven't always been this cute and cuddly.

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 * Dean: Every relationship I have ever had has gone to crap at some point. But the one thing I can say about Benny, he has never let me down.

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 * Sam: [to Amelia] I don’t want to do the right thing. I mean, this is the right thing, you and me, and maybe I’m going to Hell for saying this, but I’m not ready to give this up.

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 * Dean: [to Benny] Guys like us, we don’t get a home, you know. We don’t get family.

Torn and Frayed [8.10]

 * Dean: So who snatched Heaven's most adorable angel?

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 * Crowley: What on earth could you possibly need now, Viggo? I've given you every torture instrument known to man. Short of a Neil Diamond album.

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 * Amelia: Look last night at the bar.I just wanted to make sure it was you.You know, peeping into my window.
 * Sam: "Peeping". You make it sound so,uh...
 * Amelia: Stalkerish.

LARP and the Real Girl [8.11]

 * Sam: But the medical examiner said his body showed clear signs that he was killed by belladonna.
 * Dean and Charlie: The porn star?
 * Sam: The poison.

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 * Dean: I'm noticing a lot of these maidens are checking you out.
 * Charlie: What? I can't shut this down. It's good to be the queen.

As Time Goes By [8.12]

 * Dean: Dudes time traveling through motel room closets, that's what we've come to?

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 * Henry Winchester: You're also Winchesters. As long as we're alive, there's always hope.  I didn't know my son as a man, but having met you two, I know I would have been proud of him.

Everybody Hates Hitler [8.13]
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 * Dean: (surprised) Sammy, I think we found the Bat Cave.

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 * Torvald: (defiantly) Long Live The Thule! (the Golem snaps his neck)
 * Dean: Or not!

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 * Sam and Dean: [they set a body on fire to cremate it]
 * Aaron: Oh my god! These guys are psychopaths!

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 * Golem: This boy knows nothing, observes none of the mitzvahs, labors on the Sabbath, dines on swine...
 * Aaron: Everybody loves bacon!

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 * Dean: Well, now we know. Paper beats Golem, fire beats undead Nazi zombie freaks.

Trial and Error [8.14]

 * Dean: I've got this killer mattress. Memory foam.  It remembers me.

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 * Dean: We've been down roads like this before, man. With Yellow Eyes, Lucifer, Dick Friggin Roman ... we both know where this ends: one of us dies.  Or worse.
 * Sam: So you just up and decided it's going to be you.
 * Dean: I'm a grunt, Sam. You're not. You've always been the brains of this operation.  And you told me yourself, you see a way out.  You see a light at the end of this ugly ass tunnel.  I don't.  But I tell you what I do know, is that I'm going to die with a gun in my hand.  Because that's what I have waiting for me, that's all I have waiting for me.  I want you to get out.  I wantyou to have a life, become a Man of Letters, whatever.  You with a wife, kids, and grandkids, livin' til you're fat and bald and chugging Viagra.  That is my perfect ending and it's the only one I'm gonna get.  So I'm gonna do these trials and I'm gonna do them alone.  End of story. You're staying here, I'm going out there. If landshark comes knocking, you call me. If you try to follow me, I'll put a bullet in your damn leg.

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 * Sam: Closing the gates. It's a suicide mission for you. I want to slam hell shut too, okay? But I want to survive it.  I want to live.  And so should you.  You have friends up here, family, hell, you even got your own room now! You were right, kay? I see light at the end of the tunnel and I'm sorry you don't.  I am.  But it's there.  And if you come with me, I can take you to it.
 * Dean: Sam, be smart.
 * Sam: I am. And so are you.  You're not a grunt, Dean, you're a genius.  When it comes to lore, you're the best damn hunter I've ever seen.  Better than me, better than Dad.  I believe in you, Dean, so please, please, believe in me too.

Man's Best Friend With Benefits [8.15]

 * Sam: I'm sorry, but I think Shemp was a funnier Stooge than Curly.
 * Dean: Curly was a freakin' genius.
 * Sam: I always found Curly's work a bit obvious.
 * Dean: It's supposed to be obvious, man! It's The Three Stooges!

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 * Sam: [to Dean] By the way, I gotta hand it to you. It's been fifteen hours since Portia mentioned her ... night with James and not one bestiality joke out of you.

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 * Sam: Ok, before you get pissed off, it isn't my fault. She just showed up at the door, didn't track any mud in, just wanted a belly scratch. I figured maybe she can stay the night and we'd find her a home in the morning?
 * [They enter the room. The dog that Sam let in has now turned into a beautiful woman in a black dress.]
 * Dean: She can stay the night.

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 * Dean: Of course, he's got the booga booga on his side.

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 * Dean: Well, kids, don't try this at home.

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 * Sam: Or it wouldn’t be the first free pass we’ve given, Dean.

Remember the Titans [8.16]

 * Dean: I got to say, I'm a little disappointed.
 * Sam:Yeah, because you wanted to shoot zombies.
 * Dean: Damn straight I wanted to shoot some zombies.

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 * Sam:Uhh... we need to think. Dean, what do we know of that has...uh, Jason Bourne fighting skills, dies a lot, and has a history with violent women?
 * Dean:I don't know--you?

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 * Dean: (after being referred to as 'Ghostbusters') Well, due to the fact that your son is currently, albeit temporarily, dead, I'm gonna let that one slide.

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 * Artemis: [prepares to shoot Zeus with one of her arrows] You were once my father. Now your somebody else. [fires but Zeus pulls Prometheus in the way]
 * Zeus: [to Prometheus] I never grow tired of watching you die! Your boy is going on the mountain.
 * [Prometheus shoves the arrow through himself and into Zeus, killling them both in a blast of electricity]

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 * Dean: Cass, you got your ears on? Listen, you know I am not one for praying, 'cause in my book it's... it's the same as begging. But this is about Sam, so I need you to hear me. We are going into this deal blind... and I don't now what's ahead. Or what it's gonna bring for Sam. Now, he's covering pretty good, but I know that he is hurting, and this one was supposed to be on me.So, for all that we've been through, I'm asking you... you keep a lookout for my little brother, okay?

Goodbye Stranger [8.17]

 * [Sam, Dean and Castiel rescue the demons' "hostage" and find it to be Meg]
 * Meg: Aren't you a little short to be a storm trooper?

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 * Meg: Hi, I'm Meg. I'm a demon.

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 * Meg: Do I look like Google to you?

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 * Meg: [to Sam] You know, I get why Crowley calls you "Moose" now.

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 * [Sam and Dean climb into the Impala and prepare to take off]
 * Meg: [to Crowley] No Cass in the backseat. Your stone is long gone!
 * [Meg stabs Crowley in the shoulder with an angel sword, slightly injuring him. In retaliation, Crowley stabs Meg in the stomach with his own angel sword, killing her.]

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 * Meg: Why are you so sweet at me Clarence?
 * Castiel: I don't know. And I still don't know who Clarence is.

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 * Dean: Listen, Sam, I may not be able to carry the burden that comes along with these trials, but I can carry you.
 * Sam: You realize that you kind of just quoted "Lord of the rings", right?
 * Dean: But come on man, it's the Rudy hobbit, and the Rudy hobbit always gets a pass. [Sam laughing] Shut up.

Freaks and Geeks [8.18]

 * Sam: And I just wanted to make sure you're okay.
 * Dean: What like my feelings?
 * Sam: If that's what you want to talk about, sure.
 * Dean: Okay. I'll tell you what. Why don't I go get some, uh, herbal tea.
 * Sam: Okay.
 * Dean: And you can find some Cowboy Junkies on the dial.
 * Sam: Eat me, Dean.
 * [Sam gets out of the Impala]
 * Dean: And you know what? We'll just talk it out.
 *  [Sam slams the Impala door.]
 * Dean: Good talk.
 *  [Dean gets out of the Impala and starts walking after Sam]
 * Dean: Nay, great talk! Very healthy!

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 * Sheriff: FBI? You're here about the Lady Killer Murders, aren't you?
 * Sam: The Lady Killer Murders?
 * Sheriff: Yeah, coined it myself.
 * Dean: Congratulations.

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 * Dean: Look, last time I'm gonna ask you nicely. Take the damn guns off me, or somebody's gonna get hurt.
 * Aiden: Big talk.
 *  [Dean easily disarms Aiden.]
 * Dean: I know. It is, isn't it?

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 * Krissy You're all right for an old guy.
 * Dean: I'm really not that old.
 * Krissy You keep telling yourself that.

Taxi Driver [8.19]

 * (Sam and Dean interrogate a Crossroads Demon for a way to sneak into Hell)
 * Crossroads Demon: I can't, its a secret.
 * Dean: We promise we won't tell anyone.

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 * Sam: You knew somehow, right?
 * Bobby: Took a chance. 50/50

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 * Bobby: What the hell is this?
 * Sam: All right, don't get all pissed off. Purgatory.
 * Bobby: Balls!

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 * (Sam enters into Hell and he sees countless human souls being tortured)
 * Flayed woman: Kindness... please?
 * Jailed man: Heaven? Heaven? Heaven?
 * (Sam comes to a dark cell which has a young woman in)
 * Woman: You came. I knew you would. I've been praying... for so long.
 * Sam: No. No, I'm not Him. I'm sorry.
 * Woman: No. (She comes into the light) You came. I knew you would. I've been praying... for so long.
 * (Sam, confused, walks down the corridor, the woman repeats her prayer)
 * Woman: You came. I knew you would. I've been praying... for so long.
 * (Sam enters a gloomy, dank cell. Bobby's ghost is standing there facing the wall)
 * Sam: Bobby?
 * (Bobby slowly, miserably turns around, sees Sam and punches him out)

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 * Benny: Truth is, uh... I could use a break from all this.
 * Dean: It really been that tough?
 * Benny: I'm not a good fit, Dean. Not with vampires and, for sure, not with the humans. I don't belong. And after a while... that starts to wear on you. Right?

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 * Bobby: Dean spent a year in this place?
 * Sam: Running and fighting, all day, every day.
 * Bobby: Must have been hell on you not being able to get him out all that time. You did try?
 * Sam: Look, Bobby, Dean and I had an agreement, okay?
 * Bobby: I know that agreement. I taught you that agreement. That's a non-agreement. I get the feeling a lot must have happened while I was gone.

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 * Bobby: If they give me a rocking chair up there, I'm raising hell.

Pac-Man Fever [8.20]

 * Dean: Y... [looks up and see Sam's scruffy hair] Man, I'm telling you, give me five minutes with some clippers, and...

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 *  [Dean throws Sam a bottle of beer, Sam fails to react and the beer shatters on the floor.]
 * Sam: I'm sorry, I, uh...
 * Dean: That's why we don't have nice things, Sam.

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 * Charlie: Wow. That is some meta madness. Thanks for saving the world and stuff. [turns to Sam] Sorry you have zero luck with the ladies.
 * Sam Wha- we need to find every single copy of those books and burn them.

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 * Sam: [regarding Charlie's monster-filled iPad] I hate that. thing...I want one.
 * [later]
 * Charlie: [regarding John Winchester's journal] I hate that thing... and I want one.

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 * Charlie: Come with me if you want to live! (Dean stares at her) I've always wanted to say that.

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 * Djinn Teenager: My mom always told me not to play with my food.
 * (The teenager turns around and Sam stabs him dead)
 * Sam: Yeah, well maybe you should've listened to your mom!

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 * Charlie: I love you.
 * Dean: I know.

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 * Charlie: No, you don't understand- you don't understand! I was at this sleepover and I got scared, so... I called my parents to come and get me. They should never have been driving that night.
 * Dean: It wasn't your fault.
 * Charlie: I just want to tell her that I'm sorry- and just have her hear it again. I just need her to hear that one more time. But she can't, she-she can't.
 * Dean: I know. Believe me, I know.

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 * Charlie: One last time, okay? (reading from the Hobbit) 'In a hole in the ground, there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on, or to eat. It was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.'

The Great Escapist [8.21]

 * Kevin: (to the Winchesters via video) I'm dead, you bastards! So screw you, screw God, and everybody in-between!

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 * Castiel: (drinking coffee) You know, I remember when you first discovered it. Before you started brewing it, you'd just chew the berries. Folktale is true by the way, you learned it from the goats.

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 * Naomi: Where is the angel tablet, Castiel?
 * Castiel: In the words of a... good friend, bite me.
 * Naomi: Oh, we'll bite. Don't worry.

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 * Sam: You remember when, uh... when Dad took us to the bottom of the Grand Canyon on that pack-mule ride?
 * Dean: The what?
 * Sam: And uh-your mule kept farting. Like letting it go, like gale force?
 * Dean: Dude you were like 4 years old, I barely remember it.
 * Sam: (laughs) You rode a farty donkey.

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 * Naomi: How dare you.
 * Crowley: I am the daringest devil you've ever met, love.

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 * Crowley: Am I seeing this? How did you figure it out?
 * Kevin: It started when they forgot the secret knock. But really, it... it was the way they acted. I don't think on their best day Sam and Dean would go into town and get me a barbecue dinner, not when there are leftover burritos in the fridge.
 * Crowley: So... my demons were too polite?
 * Kevin: Yeah.
 * Crowley: Well, I'll be a son of a whore.

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 * Dean: So you've been holed up here or... or in a wigwam, or in some cave, listening to stories, reading books?
 * Metatron: And it was something to watch. What you brought to His earth... all the mayhem, the murder, Just the raw, wild invention of God's naked apes... it was mind-blowing. But really, really... it was your storytelling. That is the true flower of free will, at least as you've mastered it so far. When you create stories, you become gods of tiny intricate dimensions unto themselves. So many worlds. I have read as much as it's possible for an angel to read, and I haven't caught up.

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 * Dean: But are you in? With us, I mean.
 * Metatron: You really intend on closing the doors of Hell?
 * Dean: Seems like the thing to do, don't it?
 * Metatron: It's your choice. And that's what this has all been about. The choices your kind make. But you're going to have to weigh that choice. Ask yourself what's it it going to take to do this and what will the world be like after it's done.

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 * Kevin: You know the Winchesters are up to the third trial? That they're gonna shut the door on Hell?
 * Crowley: I'm not worried, kid.
 * [Kevin picks up the demon tablet.]
 * Kevin: You have no idea what's on this demon tablet. Right, the power you could have gotten with this, if you weren't running around like a chicken with his head cut off.
 * Crowley: You think I can't make you tell?
 * Kevin: I know you can't. And you do too.
 * Crowley: You know what? I've already won. I have the angel tablet, you little smudge. And I got deals and plans up the jacksie. [he grabs Kevin by the throat] And I don't... need... you!
 * [Crowley slams Kevin against the wall and strangles him. Suddenly, Kevin's eyes start glowing white. Increasingly bright light emanates from him until Crowley is thrown back across the boat, hands and face burned.]

Clip Show [8.22]

 * Dean: How you feeling?
 * Sam: Honestly, ummm... my, uh whole body hurts. I feel nauseous and like I'm starving at the same time. And everything smells like rotting meat.
 * Dean: I've had that hangover. Jäger, man.

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 * Castiel: I like this bunker. It's orderly.
 * Sam: Oh, give us a few months. Dean wants to get a ping-pong table.
 * Castiel: I've heard of that. It's a game, right?

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 * Sam: Hey, those chains look exactly like the ones in our dungeon.
 * Castiel: [Looking shocked and surprised] In your what?

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 * Castiel: Where's the pie?
 * Chris the Attendant: I think we're out.
 * Castiel: You don't understand... [Grabs the attendant] I. NEED. PIE!

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 * Waitress: Cool coat.
 * Castiel: No, it's actually quite warm.
 * Waitress: Cute and funny--okay.

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 * Sam: So you really think this'll work?
 * Dean: Dude, we got needles, we got thread. We've seen Young Frankenstein about a thousand times. We're golden.

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 * Sam: How'd you get this number?
 * Crowley: [On Phone] Ah, first things first... what are you wearing?
 * Dean: Oh, okay, hanging up now. Hang up.

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 * Crowley: I'm sexting you an address.

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 * Sam: What the hell are you doing, Crowley?
 * Crowley: Oh, Moosie, isn't it obvious? I'm killing everyone you've ever saved -- the damsels in distress, the innocent whipper-snappers, the would-be vampire chow -- all of them.

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 * Dean: Son of a bitch!
 * Crowley: Son of a witch, actually. My mommy taught me a few tricks.

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 * Crowley: What's the line? "Saving people, hunting things. The family business."

Sacrifice [8.23]

 * Castiel: What was He like?
 * Metatron: Who? (looks up) God? Pretty much what you'd expect, really. Gruff, larger than life, bit of a sexist, but fair! Eminently fair. (looks at Castiel firmly) The Nephilim was a monster, Castiel.
 * Castiel: ...and the next Trial?
 * Metatron: (points across road) Across the street. His name's Dwight Charles. I've bee listening in on the angel radio. Cupid's frequency actually. And he is the next on their list.
 * Castiel: A list?
 * Metatron: To do the horizontal mumbo. Slap-buddies. (Castiel is confused) To find love! He is going to be zinged by Cupid's arrow within twenty-four hours, which is good for us, because the Second Trial is retrieving Cupid's Bow.
 * Castiel: No killing?
 * Metatron: No killing.

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 * (The brothers are doing a deal with Crowley)
 * Crowley: Hello boys. What's that old expression? Success has many fathers, failure is a Winchester. Where's the stone?
 * Dean: You show us yours, and we'll show you ours.
 * Crowley: Really Dean, I'm trying to conduct a professional deal here, and you want to talk dangley bits? THE STONE! (Sam shows him their tablet) Wow, wow, slowly! There she is. (he shows them his tablet)
 * Dean: And the contract? (Crowley throws an extremely long piece of parchment) Yeah, I'm sure there's no hidden agendas in there!
 * Crowley: The highlights: We swap tablets, and you stand down from the Trials forever.
 * Sam: And you stop killing everyone we've ever saved.
 * Crowley: Agreed. (Dean pulls out a pen) Uh, uh, uh, nice try squirrel. Moose is doing his Trials, Moose signs.
 * Dean: No, he's not signing anything until I read the fine print!
 * Sam: No, I can read it!
 * Dean: You wanted me here, I'm here. But I'll be damned if I'll let him screw us even more!
 * Crowley: What's this? Trouble in paradise?

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 * Dean: Oh what, and leave you here with the King of Hell?

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 * [The church doors burst open as Abaddon enters.]
 * Abaddon: Hello, boys.
 * Crowley: That's my line.

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 * Crowley: You did good back there, Moose. Yeah, I'll deny it i-if you ever quote me... but- but, man. I'm proud of you.
 * Sam: [picks up a spray-paint can] Thanks.
 * Crowley: Hold on. Uh, w-what's that?
 * Sam: It's what it looks like. [Sam sprays over the gap in the Devil's Trap]
 * Crowley: Are you joking? I just saved your life.
 * Sam: [Chuckles] Seriously?
 * Crowley: "Seriously?" Me, "Seriously?" We just shared a foxhole, you and I! We beat back the Tet Offensive, outrun the... the Rape of Nanking, together! And still you're going to do me like this?!
 * Sam: [Sam injects Crowley a sixth time]
 * Crowley: [Crowley winces] Aah! Aah!.. "Band of Brothers"? "The Pacific"? None of this means anything to you?! All those motels, you never once watched HBO? Not once?! "Girls"!
 * Sam: [Sam looks at Crowley with a confused look]
 * Crowley: You're my Marnie, Moose. A-and Hannah, she just.. she needs to be loved. She deserves it. Don't we all? You, me? We deserve to be loved. [Shouts]I deserve to be loved!!!!
 * Crowley: [softly] I just want to be loved...
 * Sam: [really confused] What?
 * Crowley: What?

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 * [Dean holds his hands up, walks slowly toward Sam.]
 * Dean: Easy there. Okay. Just take it easy. We got a slight change of plan.
 * Sam: What? What's going on? Where's Cas?!
 * Dean: Metatron lied. You finish this trial, you're dead, Sam.
 * Sam: So?

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 * Dean: I can't do it with out you
 * Sam: You can barely do it with me. I mean, you think I screw up everything I try. You think I need a chaperone, remember?
 * Dean: Come on, man. That's not what I meant.
 * Sam: No it's exactly what you meant.
 * Sam: You want to know what I confessed in there? What my greatest sin was? It was how many times I let you down. I can't do that again!
 * Dean: Sam...
 * Sam: [Starts to tear up] What happens when you've decided I can't be trusted again? I mean, who are you gonna turn to next time instead of me? Another angel, another... another vampire? Do you have any idea what it feels like to watch your brother just...
 * Dean: Hold on, hold on! [Sam cries a bit more] You seriously think that? Because none of it... none of it... is true. Listen, man, I know we've had our disagreements, okay? Hell, I know I've said some junk that set you back on your heels. But, Sammy...come on. I killed Benny to save you. I'm willing to let this bastard and all the sons of bitches that killed mom walk because of you. Don't you dare think that there is anything, past or present, that I would put in front of you! It has never been like that, ever! I need you to see that. I'm begging you.

''[Sam is breathing heavily and looks down at his glowing arm in pain. He sniffles a bit.]''
 * Sam: How do I stop?
 * Dean: [Dean starts walking towards Sam] Just let it go.
 * Sam: I can't.. It's in me, Dean. You don't know what this feels like.

[Dean takes out a cloth and wraps Sam's bleeding hand]
 * Dean: Hey, listen.. We will figure it out, okay? Just like we always do... Come on.

[Sam and Dean hug]

Cast

 * Jared Padalecki as Sam Winchester
 * Jensen Ackles as Dean Winchester
 * Misha Collins as Castiel
 * Mark A. Sheppard as Crowley
 * Jim Beaver as Bobby Singer
 * Rachel Miner as Meg Masters
 * Amanda Tapping as Naomi
 * Curtis Armstrong as Metatron
 * Osric Chau as Kevin Tran
 * Liane Balaban as Amelia Richardson
 * Ty Olsson as Benny Lafitte
 * Alaina Huffman as Abaddon
 * Tyler Johnston as Samandriel / Alfie
 * Felicia Day as Charlie Bradbury
 * Lauren Tom as Linda Tran
 * Jon Gries as Martin Creaser
 * Gil McKinney as Henry Winchester
 * Madison McLaughlin as Krissy Chambers
 * DJ Qualls as Garth Fitzgerald IV