Swedish Dicks

Swedish Dicks (2016–18) is an American-Swedish comedy web television series created by Viking Brothers, Andrew Lowery and Peter Settman. The plot follows two unlicensed Swedish private investigators trying to make a living in Los Angeles.

Episode 1 [1.01]

 * Car Dealership Owner: [watching Axel play his DJ set] What the fuck do you think you're doing?
 * Axel: I'm just opening people's hearts.
 * Car Dealership Owner: I don't want people opening their motherfucking hearts. I want people opening their motherfucking checkbooks!
 * Axel: So, Americans still actually write checks? I find that so interesting.
 * Car Dealership Owner: Shut the fuck up and play some real music!

Episode 2 [1.02]

 * Jane McKinney: [to Ingmar] Well, well, well. If it isn't Ingmar, the Swede. I see you've been shopping for extremely gay cardigans at H&M.


 * Jane McKinney: [to Ingmar] You, my friend, are as screwed as a piece of IKEA furniture.

Episode 5 [1.05]

 * Sun: [in her North-Korean accent] Like a female character on Sex and the "Shitty".
 * Axel: It's city, not shitty.
 * Sun: Are you sure? Seems shitty to me.


 * Jane McKinney: [to Axel] I can see you work in here.
 * Axel: Really?
 * Jane McKinney: We could use some more female energy around the place.

Cast

 * Peter Stormare as Ingmar
 * Johan Glans as Axel
 * Vivian Bang as Sun
 * Felisha Cooper as Sarah
 * Traci Lords as Jane McKinney
 * Henrik Rutgersson as Trip
 * Keanu Reeves as Tex