Talk:Craig Benzine

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 * Saving time is so important that i'm not even gonna finnish this sen-- it's lunchtime already? Yum yum.


 * At one time or another farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.


 * Always go to the bathtroom before you go to the bathroom.


 * Stabbing is fun, but never stab people, unless you're stabbing them with kindness.


 * Quote this quote.
 * Attributed at craigbenzinequotes.tumblr.com post, Accessed April 16, 2014.