Talk:Dilbert

Quotes moved from Scott Adams
This page was split from Scott Adams, with the quotes that formerly appeared under the "Dilbert comic strips" heading on the Scott Adams page. &mdash;LrdChaos 15:54, 24 July 2006 (UTC)

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 * Dogbert: 63% of all statistics are made up... including this one.


 * Dogbert: This'll cure you immediately.
 * Dilbert: Really? What is it?
 * Dogbert: A placebo.
 * Dilbert: A placebo? Now that you've told me it's a placebo, it's not gonna work.
 * Dogbert: It will if you think it will.
 * Dilbert: But I already know it's a placebo!
 * Dogbert: Maybe it isn't.
 * Dilbert: You just said it was!
 * Dogbert: That's precisely the power of the placebo.