Talk:Entourage (TV series)

I'm not a user, but the proper Ari Gold quote is "an action figure with a huge cock."

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These quotes need to be sourced by episode. There is a two-quote maximum for each half-hour show.


 * Drama: Back off a little, you're too close!
 * Turtle: We're two cars back. What do you want from me?
 * Drama: Always keep two-fifths of a block between you and your subject.
 * Turtle: Just how many times have you been cheated on Drama?
 * Drama: Too many times Turtle, too many times.


 * Ari: Smoke more Weed Turtle, Seriously, smoke more weed.


 * Ari: Vince, your boy broke out off the "Oompa Loompa" factory and is up to no good.


 * Ari: Let's hug it out, bitch.


 * Ari: Fuck Peter Hill, never heard of him.


 * Ari: [When Eric tells him that James Cameron is directing Aquaman] Fuck you. Where'd you hear that, Friendster?


 * Eric: Could you get laid without Vince? That's the question.
 * Turtle: Do I give a fuck, that's the answer.


 * Vince: [talking to Eric at a Hollywood party] Look at where we are. Did you ever think we'd have this?


 * Johnny Drama: I've been working steady for the past twelve years, minus the last three.


 * Gary Busey: You are a gut maggot with no guts.
 * Ari: You are gonna spin off this planet. I love you! Keep it up!


 * Ari: The next one after "Queens Boulevard" is a studio picture: I'm talking franchise, baby. We'll get you the lunchbox. And an action figure with a huge cock.
 * Vincent: It's definitely tempting.
 * Ari: I love you!


 * Vincent: It's not about the awards. If it's good, I'll do it.


 * Johnny Drama: If you play gay or retarded you get an Oscar. I'd take it in the ass for an Oscar.
 * Turtle: You'd take in the ass for a guest spot on The Hughleys.


 * Turtle: Don't talk to us like we're adopted, bro.


 * [the guys look out towards the Pacific Ocean]
 * Turtle: What direction is that?
 * Johnny Drama: That's east, you idiot.
 * Eric: It's west, idiot.
 * Johnny Drama: [long pause among the guys] Well, I mean, in New York it's east.


 * Ari: [after his Viagra has kicked in, to his angry wife] Come on! I'm like R. Kelly at recess here!


 * Ari: All right, when you talk to Dana, tell her I'm going to take the pictures from Cancun, and start a website called imahollywoodexecutivewhore.com and there will be no password or fee required, and I will take out a full page ad in the LA Times promoting it. Tell her I want a fucking call back.

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 * Ari: Gary Busey!
 * Gary Busey: Do I know you?
 * Ari: I'm Ari Gold, I used to represent you!
 * Gary Busey: Oh yeah, I remember you. You are a gut maggot, with no guts!
 * Ari: You are gonna spin off this planet, I love you!
 * Gary Busey: Okay Ari

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 * Mrs. Gold: I ask for one hour out of the day for his undivided attention, and I can't even have that.
 * Ari: You can have it if you want to live in Agora fucking hills, and go to group therapy, but if you want a Beverly Hills mansion, and a country club membership, and nine weeks a year in a Tuscan villa, then I'm gonna need to take a call when it comes in at noon on a motherfucking Wednesday.

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 * Ari [to Eric]: You know 'The Station Agent,' Eric? Monster hit at Sundance. It's about the midget who lives by the train tracks. Last time I saw him he was in a FedEx commercial. They were overnighting him to London. Sundance is a great festival for little people. You should kill over there.

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 * Ari: [Berating an agent who attempted to steal Ari's client] You know what other class I took at Harvard? Business Ethics. I don't steal other people's motherfucking clients. But in your case, I am going to make an exception. I am going to take everyone: your B-level sitcom stars, your reality TV writers. When I'm done with you, you're going to be repping sideshow freaks. You need Jojo, the dog-faced bitchboy? call Josh Weinfuck, the light-weight pen-stealing fuckface. [Takes the agent's mimosa and sips from it] That's awful. [dumps the drink]

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 * Lloyd: Ari, swear to me you will never say anything offensive to me about my race or my sexual orientation.
 * Ari: I can't swear to that, but I promise I WILL always apologize after.

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 * Ari: [to Eric] I would say hug it out, but I don't want you drawing wood.

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 * Ari: You like Gaysian Lloyd? He's cute, right? And he covers two quotas.

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 * Mrs. Gold: uh huh...and what's in the gym bag?
 * Ari: A kilo of blow. [Ari laughs nervously] What's with all the fucking questions?
 * Mrs. Gold: [to Eric] He's showing off for you.

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 * Sierra: What do you mean you were on Kimmel? Is that like 'X'?
 * Turtle: No, it's a TV show.
 * Porsche: Do you have any X?

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 * Ari: There you go, baby -- Men at Work, the land down under...We're gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe, and we're gonna headbutt some goddamn kangaroos.

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 * Johnny Drama: Nobody appreciates their girlfriend. Until they get herpes from the next broad. Know what I'm saying?

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 * Ari: Fuck the phones, Lloyd! Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty-fuck, don’t answer!

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 * Ari: It's like high school. You can't fuck the prom queen until she finds out her best friend jerked you off underneath the bleachers!

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 * Ari: I always knew you liked dick, Babs, but I didn't realize you were a cocksucker!

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 * Turtle: Come on E, you know friends are just girls you haven't fucked yet.

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 * Turtle: My dad used to say say sell don't smell it.