Talk:Gilligan's Island

Gilligan

 * Gilligan: Maybe one coconut weighs nothing, maybe two coconuts weigh nothing, but fifty nothings weigh something!

Ginger

 * Ginger: This dress is too long.

Skipper

 * Skipper: Gilligan, My shoe is full now.
 * Skipper: Never mind, Gilligan!


 * Skipper: "Hurried work is worried work, and a job not well done is not a well done job."

From a series two episode where Gilligan discovers seeds that allow you to read other people's minds:
 * Ginger: Well, do you know what I think?!
 * Skipper: I most certainly do!

The Howells

 * Mr. Howell: As I always say; The family that bowls together, SPLITS!


 * Mr. Howell: A Howell never runs in the face of danger...he walks very fast.


 * Mr. Howell: Must be a Yale man.


 * Mr. Howell: Now Gilligan, you've never had 3 million dollars before have you?
 * Gilligan: Umm, (pauses for a while to think) No sir, I haven't.

Dialogue

 * Gilligan: Well, do you know what I think?
 * Skipper: No.
 * Gilligan: That's good.


 * The Professor is showing isometric exercises for Mary Ann
 * Professor: Now, just swim against this with all your might while I pull on this reel.
 * Mary Ann starts swimming in lagoon while Gilligan appears
 * Gilligan: Oh, hi there, Professor. Say, that must be a tough one! I will help you with that!
 * Gilligan starts pulling with the Professor on fishing reel
 * Professor: No, Gilligan!
 * Gilligan: Don't sweat it, Professor, that looks like a tough fish you got.
 * Reel pulls in Mary Ann's one-piece swimsuit
 * Gilligan: Maybe that was a girl fish.


 * Gilligan is about to wish them off the island with the "Eye of the Idol". The Professor refuses to go.
 * Mary Ann: I'm not going.
 * Mr. Howell: After I reserved first class passage for 7 people?
 * Mary Ann: It's not fair to leave the Professor here all by himself. Excuse me.
 * Mary Ann steps over the luggage and stands by the Professor, who puts his arm around her waist.
 * Mrs. Howell: But you can't stay here alone with him without a chaperone! It isn't proper!


 * Skipper: Now, you pretend you're Mr. Howell, and I'll go do what you have to do.
 * [The Skipper walks out of the hut and then knocks on the door]
 * Gilligan: [sobs hysterically]
 * Skipper: [runs in] What is it, Gilligan?! What's the matter?!
 * Gilligan: I'm broke! I lost every cent I have!
 * Skipper: Oh, for goodness' sakes, would you stop that?!


 * Gilligan is looking for material to help the Professor build a bomb for a volcano, and he is speaking to Ginger.
 * Ginger: That's not the way they did it. I was in a movie once, and we did it differently.
 * Gilligan: What'd they do?
 * Ginger: Well, they took the handsomest man of the tribe and most beautiful woman.
 * Gilligan: I bet you played the part of the woman.
 * Ginger: Oh, Gilligan, sometimes you have such a keen and elliptical mind.