Talk:Herb Caen

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 * The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.
 * "One day if I do go to Heaven, I'll look around and say, 'It's not bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'
 * Martinis are like breasts, one isn't enough, and three is too many
 * The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.
 * Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.
 * I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.
 * A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.