Talk:Jeffrey Bernard

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 * I'm one of the few people who lives what's called a low life.
 * This quote was featured on the New Order album Low-Life at the beginning of one of the tracks.


 * I could stuff a pillow-case with all the confetti that has been thrown at me. Could I sleep easily on that ?no.


 * My misdeeds are accidental happenings and merely the result of having been in the wrong bar or bed at the wrong time, say most days between midday and midnight.