Talk:Jimmy Durante

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 * Hotch-cha-cha-cha-cha!


 * I hate music, especially when it's played.


 * A reaction!


 * Stop 'da music! Stop 'da music!!


 * It's-a-castastrophe!


 * My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.


 * The bathroom is out of this world...which makes it a little inconvenient.


 * When I got through with him, he was all covered wit' blood — my blood.


 * When it comes to noses, you're a retailer. I'm a wholesaler!
 * Remark to Bob Hope


 * You know, last night, I was telling Umbriago about my latest composition, called "Tony's Pushcart". He said, "'Tony's Pushcart'"?  How does that go?"  I said, "It doesn't go, you hafta push it!"


 * What a revoltin' duh-velopmin dis is!


 * Dat note was given to me by Bing Crosby, an' boy, was he glad ta get rid of it!
 * After singing a high note


 * I gotta million of 'em, a million of 'em!


 * So I went to Hoboken to forget it and then I went to Hackensack to forget Hoboken.