Talk:John Barrymore

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 * America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar, and use it up in two weeks.


 * Happiness sneaks through a door you didn't know that you left open.


 * Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.


 * The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.


 * Death kills once, Life kills numerous times.