Talk:Katt Williams

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 * [Katt is pantomiming the following conversation from his childhood.]
 * Teacher: Katt, stand up.
 * Katt: ...Bitch I am standin' up." I hate her so much, I really do.
 * Teacher: "Spell 'kitchen'."
 * Katt: I tell you, I sounded it out as I had been instructed to do. Kit-chun, kit-chun. K-I-T, ch-ch, C-H-E-N.
 * Teacher: Very good, very good, spell 'Knife'
 * Katt: Once again, I sounded this motherfucker out. NNN-I-FUH-UH, NNN-I-FUH-UH. N-I-F-E. Knife.
 * Teacher: No, no, I'm sorry, It's K-N-I-F-E.
 * Katt: [pantomimes an incredulous look and looks down as if speaking to fellow classmates] This bitch is stupid, she really is. [raises hand] Uh, yes, that would be kuh-nife. Kuh-kuh, kuh-nife. This is what she told me in front of the whole class; she said, "The 'K' is silent." I said, "Then take that quiet motherfucker out then, 'cause it's confusing me." Right after class, I cut that bitch with a k-spoon. Just, what the fuck, is you talkin' 'bout!?"


 * Math was my favorite subject, because everything that bitch said I could verify. She said "Two and two is four". [holds up four fingers on his right hand] ...Damn sure is. [does the same with his left hand] All the time nigga, all the time." Then one day she just flipped the script; "3x + y = what?" [pantomimes an incredulous look and looks down as if speaking to fellow classmates] "This bitch is still teaching, do you see this shit? [raises hand] Did you know that some of them was letters? Yes bitch, that's for words and sentences."


 * Y'all not gonna believe this shit. I'm in the limo and in my peripheral...I see some niggas looking confused. That means out a nigga's side vision. Out his side vision. Nigga in the back thought it was a car. [imitates taking puff of blunt] "That nigga got a Peripheral?! [imitates blowing smoke, takes another puff] Fuck a Phantom! That nigga got a Peripheral! That ain't even supposed to come out till 2006." In my peripheral today...[laughs] That nigga still thinks it's a car. [takes puff] "I don't believe him. It's a car. He don't want nobody to have it."