Talk:Loesje

Justification for rearrangements of the article
After discussion at Wikimedia Commons I only recently became aware of the state of this article. The article history tells us it was PROD-ed once before, where suggestions where made for improvement. In the days to come I will try to make some efforts in this direction, and start a discussion about the LOQ standards for this kind of rather unique type of free speech movement. Thank you. -- Mdd (talk) 21:26, 19 February 2024 (UTC)

2010s

 * 2010
 * RACISM MAKES A CITY FAR UGLIER THAN MINARETES.
 * Loesje Archives (January 2010)

IT WOULD BE RUDE TO IGNORE IT.
 * 2013
 * STARLIGHT TAKES YEARS TO REACH ME.
 * October 2013

YOU NEED BOTH LOVE AND ANGER TO CHANGE THE WORLD
 * 2014
 * MANDELA
 * January

THE BOTS WILL KEEP TWEETING LINKING AND POSTING FOR US
 * LONG AFTER HUMANITY IS GONE
 * March


 * LET'S STOP DISAGREEING AND WONDER TOGETHER
 * April


 * DO FAIRYTALE CREATURES HAVE BEDTIME STORIES ABOUT OUR WORLD AS WELL
 * April

2008

 * IF THERE IS FREEDOM OF INFORMATION - CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER.
 * MANKIND - WOULD GOD HAVE KEPT HIS RECEIPT.
 * THE COST OF LIVING HAS NOT AFFECTED ITS POPULARITY.
 * WHEN WILL WE SEE HUMAN RIGHTS MADE IN CHINA.
 * DEMOCRACY SHOULD COME BY FOOT AND NOT BY TANK.
 * OUTSIDE THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER.
 * A ROCKET IS NOT A SHIELD - IT'S A WEAPON.
 * PROMISES IN US ELECTIONS - "I HEREBY DECLARE I WILL BE ON TV A LOT".
 * WHY SETTLE FOR A FIVE-STAR HOTEL - WHEN YOU CAN SLEEP UNDER A THOUSAND STAR SKY.
 * BREAD AND GAMES - I THINK THE PEOPLE WOULD PREFER BREAD AND RIGHTS.
 * LOESJE - FOR THE FREEDOM TO DENY THE EXISTENCE OF BORDERS AND NATIONALITY.
 * >>NO FUTURE<< SAID THE PUNK AND FELL IN LOVE WITH A HIPPY.
 * COMPUTER SURVEILLANCE - NOW EUROPE WANTS TO BE LIKE CHINA.
 * NEW STRATEGY - PEACE ON TERROR.
 * IT'S NOT ENOUGH WITH IMAGINARY RIGHTS.
 * ALTERNATIVE ECONOMY - WE HAVE MORE TO SHARE THAN TO SELL.
 * PEACE OF MIND - TAKE A LITTLE RISK.
 * REAL TERRORISTS - BUILD UP WALLS.
 * THE PERSPECTIVE DOES NOT WAIT AT THE HORIZON.
 * POVERTY - ONE WOULD ALMOST BLAME THE RICH.
 * WHO HAS THE RIGHT TO FORMULATE A PROBLEM.
 * WHY NOT MAXIMUM SALARY.
 * NORTH AFRICAN REFUGEES - >>WE DON'T NEED A BOAT - WE NEED AN ISLAND<<.
 * SUSTAINABILITY - MY KIDBROTHER CHASED THE SAME GIRL ALL YEAR.

2007

 * DEMOCRACY - WHO PUT THIS APPLAUSE MACHINE AT RANDOM
 * DIGITAL LIFE - MEASURE YOUR MEMORIES IN BITS
 * X-MAS TREE - THIS YEAR WE PLACE IT ON THE DESKTOP
 * "I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE" - "YES WE KNOW"
 * CLIMATE CHANGE - PENGUINS SHOULD LEARN TO FLY ANYWAY
 * CLIMATE CHANGE - ATTITUDE CHANGE WOULD HELP FOR SURE
 * BANANAS TRAVEL EVEN MORE THAN I DO
 * NATURAL RESOURCES WHAT IF COFFEE ENDS
 * WAKE YOUR ALARM CLOCK BEFORE IT WAKES YOU
 * COULD I ALSO PAY IN CULTURAL WEALTH
 * SNOWHUNTING SEASON OPENED
 * HOTSPOT MY BOYFRIEND'S BED
 * GOOD NIGHT BETTER NIGHT BEST NIGHT
 * SHE DIDN'T WANT TO BE A LEADER BUT THE SHEEP JUST KEPT COMING
 * INDIVIDUALISING GLOBAL WORLD AND THE LABEL SAID >> MADE BY LEE HO FUNG <<
 * WHAT DOES THE KIND - IN HUMAN KIND STAND FOR
 * DO I NEED A BANANA - TO USE A CONDOM
 * IS THE EARTH STILL ROUND - IF ONE SIDE DEVELOPS FASTER
 * IF YOU HAVE LIT UP YOUR FIRE - GIVE THE MATCHES TO THE PERSON NEXT TO YOU
 * THE CAR DRIVER MEANS I EXHALE TOO MUCH CO2 WHEN I RIDE MY BICYCLE
 * FAIR TRADE - TO MAKE UNFAIRNESS A FAIRY TALE
 * LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP - IN THE MIDDLE OF KISSING - I WAS BOOTED OFFLINE
 * DOUBLE PASSPORT - IT WOULD BE GREAT TO COLLECT THEM ALL
 * MY LIFE DOESN'T FIT IN MY CV
 * AFTER SEEING THE NEWS - DO YOU HAVE MORE ANSWERS OR QUESTIONS
 * TURN OFF THE LIGHT - MY ICE CREAM IS MELTING
 * WHICH MUSIC IS PLAYING ON YOUR STEREO TYPE
 * G8 - THE SUMMIT IS SITTING SO HIGH - THAT WE CAN SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING UNDER THE TABLE
 * ENVIRONMENTAL POLLUTION - AFTER WATCHING THE NEWS AUNT RITA RAN OUTSIDE WITH HER VACUUM CLEANER
 * LAST WEEK I JUMPED INTO MY TV TO SEE WHAT IS IN IT
 * GET A TICKET - FOR YOUR PLACE IN THE TRAFFIC JAM
 * IF YOU COUNT ALL THE KM TRAVELLED BETWEEN YOUR HOUSE AND WORK - YOU COULD ALSO BE IN HAWAII
 * WHO HAS BUILT THIS SPRINKLER INSTALLATION IN MY LAPTOP
 * PALESTINE - THE NUMBER OF CASUALTIES ALMOST EQUALS THE NUMBER OF COUNTRIES THAT EXPRESS THEIR CONCERN
 * INTEGRATION - HOW COME TARZAN GOT ACCEPTED IN THE JUNGLE
 * THEY TEACH US ABOUT HUNDREDS OF WARS - WHY NOT ABOUT HOW TO AVOID ONE
 * IF YOU LAUGH INSTEAD OF SMOKE - YOUR NEIGHBOURS MIGHT NOT MIND IF IT SPREADS TO THEIR TABLES
 * ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT HAVING KIDS - SO YOU HAVE SOMEONE TO TEACH YOU HOW TO USE COMPUTERS
 * HITCHHIKING - IF I'M IN A REALLY GOOD MOOD - I SHOW BOTH THUMBS
 * CHILD SOLDIERS - AT WHAT AGE ARE PEOPLE OLD ENOUGH TO FIGHT
 * CAMPING IN THE RAIN - THE BEST PART IS THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THE DISHES
 * STOP DREAMING ABOUT THAT KNIGHT - AND PUT ON YOUR SHINING ARMOUR
 * CUTTING DEFENSE EXPENSES - A WHITE FLAG ISN'T THAT EXPENSIVE
 * PRIORITY LIST - I ALWAYS HANG IT UPSIDE DOWN
 * PLAY WITH RULES
 * LOOK LESS INTO THE MIRROR - AND MORE INTO STRANGERS' EYES
 * I'M A WORLDAHOLIC
 * YES I UNDERSTOOD WHAT YOU SAID - I JUST WANTED TO HEAR YOUR VOICE AGAIN
 * BURMA - IDEALS ARE BULLET PROOF
 * LET'S ADD COLOUR - TO ALL WHITE HOUSES
 * BUY NOTHING DAY - EMPTY SHOPPING BAGS CAN BE VERY FULFILLING
 * AFTER BRAINSTORM - COMES SUNSHINE
 * WHY ARE HUMAN RIGHTS - NOT AN OLYMPIC EVENT
 * SUMMER - DO YOU WANT LEAVES WITH THAT
 * ROME WASN'T BUILT IN A DAY - BUT YOU WERE
 * I'VE STARTED A CLUB TO LICK THE POLES BEFORE THEY MELT
 * FOR SALE - BRAZIL (NOT FURNISHED)
 * McDONALD'S RESTYLE - IT'S LIKE A MONKEY PUTTING ON MAKE-UP AND TRYING TO LOOK LIKE A GIRL BUT IS STILL A MONKEY
 * IF YOU ALWAYS WEAR A MASK - HOW CAN YOU RECOGNIZE THE MIRROR
 * DON'T BE AFRAID OF MY DARK SIDE - I ALWAYS KEEP THE LIGHT ON IN THE CORRIDOR
 * DREAMS ARE LIKE ICE CREAM - SWEET - SOFT - AND I ALWAYS WANT SOME MORE

2006

 * EVERY SUN SHINES DIFFERENTLY
 * THERE IS SOMEONE BEAUTIFUL IN FRONT OF THIS POSTER
 * IF MONEY MEANS FREEDOM / WHY DOESN'T THE WIND HAVE POCKETS
 * WHEN LIFE PUTS STONES IN YOUR WAY / BUILD SOMETHING NICE OUT OF THEM
 * I'LL KNIT YOU GLOVES / IF YOU PROMISE ME A WINTER
 * EEK THERE SHE IS AGAIN WITH HER COLD FEET
 * SHHH DO YOU HEAR THE MUSIC TOO
 * LAST NIGHT MY IMAGINATION DANCED TANGO WITH REALITY
 * I DECLARE THIS STREET ART
 * WHAT IF FREEDOM OF SPEECH WAS A RELIGION
 * SHOULD THE PRICE OF THE GAS DETERMINE THE WARMTH OF YOUR HOME
 * I AM AS REAL AS YOU WANT ME TO BE
 * HUMAN RIGHTS SIMPLE NEEDS SHOULDN'T BE A DREAM
 * AREN'T THERE A BIT TOO MANY DEAD BIRDS LYING IN THE SUPERMARKET
 * WINTER SLEEP WHEN THE BEARS WAKE UP THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY HAVE MISSED
 * MUSLIM CHRISTIAN ATHEIST WE ALL SHARE THE SAME HEAVEN AND THE OZONE LAYER WITH THAT HOLE IN IT
 * DEVELOP CULTURE SHARE CUSTOMS
 * WHY DO SO MANY AMERICANS WALK AROUND FREELY IN GUANTANAMO BAY WITHOUT A SINGLE PROSECUTION
 * IF YOU COULD GIVE YOUR TEACHER A GRADE WOULD SHE PASS HER EXAM
 * LET'S FILL ALL THE OIL PIPELINES WITH WATER TO SOLVE THE DROUGHT
 * HAMMOCK FLEXIBLE WORKING SPACE
 * CLEANERS EARN MORE THAN POLLUTERS
 * IF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE CONSIDERED CRIMINALS HOW CORRUPT IS OUR ECONOMY
 * HOW MANY OF US BELONG TO ONLY ONE CULTURE
 * ARE HUMANS RIGHTS DEPENDING ON HUMAN WRONGS
 * POWER TO THE WORLD LOVERS INSTEAD OF THE WORLD LEADERS
 * GENETIC MODIFICATION MAYBE THEY CAN GIVE THAT SWEET CORN SOME BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES TOO
 * CENCORSHIP CAN HIDE THE TRUTH BUT CANNOT MAKE IT DISAPPEAR
 * LET'S HAVE A FAIR PLAY AWARDS IN POLITICS
 * I WOULD PREFER THE SEAL AND WHALE HUNTERS TO HUNT EACH OTHER
 * TODAY IS ANOTHER GOOD REASON TO EXPERIENCE THE UNEXPECTED
 * MID SUMMER 1001 FAIRYTALES IN ONE NIGHT
 * SLEEPING OUTSIDE IS FUN IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO
 * FREE YOUR MIND IT WILL BE GRATEFUL
 * SOME RUMORS ARE TOO GOOD NOT TO MAKE THEM REALITY
 * WHAT DOES GLOBALISATION TASTE LIKE
 * TOP SALARIES IN PUBLIC SERVICES IT'S LIKE THE MANAGER EATS THE PIE AND DIVIDES THE CHERRY
 * I DON'T NEET A GARDEN I SHARE A PARK
 * TRAFFIC JAMS CHALLENGE THE DRIVERS AROUND YOU IN A FUNNY FACES CONTEST
 * WHY DO WE NEED SO EXPENSIVE ADVERTISING FOR CHEAP DETERGENT
 * YOU KNOW THAT THING YOU GET ON YOUR FACE WHEN YOU ARE HAPPY
 * IS FOOTBALL MORE INTERESTING THAN YOUR GOALS
 * WHERE ARE THE MOUNTAINS
 * RAINBOWS WOULD BE BORING IF THEY ONLY HAD ONE COLOUR
 * GOOD NEWS WORLDWIDE MORE AND MORE PEOPLE REFUSE TO BE UNHAPPY
 * MORE PRESENTS LESS PRESIDENTS
 * FEELING OF INSECURITY I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND SUDDENLY MY HEART WAS STOLEN
 * THE SOURCE OF THE NILE WAS MERELY DISCOVERED BY PEOPLE SWIMMING AGAINST THE STREAM
 * ISRAEL LEBANON ONE MORE BOMB AND THE EARTH IS FLAT AGAIN
 * DO YOU THINK THE CITY IS HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY
 * MY SUMMER FLIRTS ARE ALL CAMPING ON MY SOFA NOW
 * BIOMETRIC PASSPORTS ALWAYS CARRY YOUR MINI-ME ON YOU
 * FOOD SCANDALS I THOUGHT IT COULDN'T GET WORSE THAN UNCLE HARRY'S KITCHEN
 * THE BIGGER THE EU THE MORE SPACE FOR IMMIGRANTS
 * WINTER SLEEP ONLY IF I CAN STAY UP ALL SUMMER
 * A DEAL WITH PUTIN YOU CAN WRITE WHAT YOU LIKE I CAN CENSOR WHAT I LIKE
 * A CHANGE IS A CHANGE IS A CHANGE IS SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT
 * 50 MILLION EUROS FOR A HOUSE ON THE MOON AND I THOUGHT THE RENTS WERE EXPENSIVE HERE ON EARTH
 * SOMETIMES IT IS GOOD TO PLAN A LOT SHE SAID AND THREW HER AGENDA ON THE FIRE
 * POLITICAL CAMPAIGNS I DON'T WANT NICE SMALL STORIES SINCE I'M NOT GOING TO SLEEP
 * ECONOMICALLY SPEAKING I CAN STILL GROW the kid brother of Loesje
 * RUMOR / THE POPE WILL DO RESEARCH IF DARWIN IS MENTIONED IN THE BIBLE
 * WORLD AIDS DAY THE ONLY THING UNHEALABLE SHOULD BE LOVE
 * FAST FOOD / HE ATE SO FAST HE WAS FINISHED BEFORE HE BEGAN
 * THE MEANING OF LIFE / WHY DOES EVERYONE TALK ABOUT IT IN THE SINGULAR
 * THE NEXT CLIMATE MEETING WILL BE EVEN WARMER
 * RUSSIAN GAS PIPES / USA IS TRYING TO CONQUER THE SURFACE OF THIS WORLD WHILE RUSSIA THE UNDERGROUND
 * BUREAUCRACY KILLED THE DINOSAURS

2005

 * 2005 / THE LONGER YOU WAIT FOR THE FUTURE / THE SHORTER IT WILL BE
 * IF YOU WANT THE CITY TO SMILE / TICKLE THE STREETS
 * BUYING LOVE IS AS STUPID AS LOVING MONEY
 * IRAQ / IF DEMOCRACY IS BASED ON THE PEOPLE WHY FORCE IT
 * HOW MANY DISASTERS DO WE NEED TO UNITE HUMANITY
 * GREAT IDEAS GET EVEN BETTER / WHEN YOU SHARE THEM
 * THOSE WHO DON'T DARE TO DREAM / SLEEP MOST OF THE DAY
 * SNOWFLAKES / COLLECT THEM ALL
 * WHEN I SAID I WOULD CROSS THE SEVEN SEAS FOR HER / I DIDN'T MEAN SHE HAD TO GO THERE the boyfriend of Loesje
 * GLOBALISATION / DOES THAT COUNT FOR REFUGEES TOO
 * EUROPEAN CONSTITUTION / IS THAT A KIND OF DECLARATION / OF CAPITAL RIGHTS
 * 2016 / THE ONLY PLACE WHERE SMOKING IS STILL ALLOWED / IS THE INDUSTRIAL AREA
 * SHORT MESSAGE SERVICE / LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP
 * THOSE GRAY SKIES ARE JUST A CHALLENGE / FOR OPTIMISM
 * FOR MY HIGH CHOLESTEROL / MY DOCTOR PRESCRIBED ME A BOYFRIEND the grandma of Loesje
 * ART IS ALREADY IN THE STREETS / SHALL WE PUT CARS IN THE MUSEUMS
 * IF YOU DON'T TRUST THE REFEREE / SET YOUR OWN GOALS
 * AND ONE MORNING WE PAINTED ALL THE TRAFFIC LIGHTS / RED
 * IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW EXPENSIVE YOUR KITCHEN IS / IF YOU ARE A BAD COOK
 * I'M MORE THAN / A NAME / A NUMBER / A SEX / A SLOGAN
 * GREY HAIR DOESN'T MEAN / YOU LOSE YOUR COLOURFUL THOUGHTS
 * MIND / OPEN 24H
 * ALL THE TIME LOOKING FOR THE RIGHT GIRL / AND THEN I FOUND OUT / IT COULD BE A GUY kidbrother of Loesje
 * ASCENSION DAY / SO THAT'S WHY WE HAVE A HOLE IN THE OZON LAYER
 * HOW SILLY / MY PASSPORT DOESN'T LEAVE ANY SPACE FOR A TRAVEL DIARY
 * YOU DON'T HAVE TO SPEAK / TO SHOW YOUR OPINION
 * WAKING UP IN THE MORNING / IS MY FAVOURITE EXTREME SPORT
 * SHOW ME THE BORDERS / AND I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO CROSS THEM
 * MEDIA TODAY IS EVEN MORE BLACK AND WHITE / THAN EARLY PHOTOGRAPHY EVER WAS
 * WHY NOT BE OPEN MINDED / INSTEAD OF POLITICALLY CORRECT
 * AND THAN THE MINISTERS SAID TO GO / "YOU ARE SITTING IN OUR CHAIR"
 * XENOPHOBIA / YOU SHOULD BE MORE AFRAID OF SOMEONE EXACTLY LIKE YOU
 * YOU ARE A BEAUTY MARK
 * FINAL EXAMS / THAT'S WHAT THEY ALSO SAID LAST YEAR the kid brother of Loesje
 * IS THERE A SPEED LIMIT ON LOVE
 * WHY DO MOST FOOD TRANSPORTS / STILL GO THE OPPOSITE WAY
 * I DON'T WANT A STRONG EUROPE / I WANT A SOFT WORLD
 * WHERE CAN I EXCHANGE MY PASSPORT / FOR A WORLD ATLAS
 * TURN WALLS INTO DOORS
 * DOES THE COUNTRY WHERE YOU LIVE / DECIDE WHICH DREAMS YOU HAVE
 * OIL CRISIS / USE THE OIL FOR COOKING / AND CREATIVITY FOR TRAVELING
 * NEW ORLEANS / SHOULD WE FIND A SCAPEGOAT / OR TAKE ACTION ON CLIMATE CHANGE
 * RAIN IS MORE BEAUTIFUL / IF YOU LISTEN TO THE RHYTHM OF THE DROPS
 * MY NEIGHBORHOOD IS WIRELESS / BUT THEY CANCELLED THE BUS LINE
 * IF WE DON'T HAVE ELECTIONS SOON / IT WILL NEVER BE MY TIME TO RULE
 * SEXIST COMMERCIALS / I ONLY BUY PRODUCTS WITHOUT SEX APPEAL
 * TODAY I WENT TO THE TOWN HALL / AND ON ALL THE FORMS THERE WAS JUST SPACE FOR POETRY
 * LET'S CHANGE THE WORLD / INSTEAD OF GENES
 * CANCELLATION OF DEBTS / DON'T THE RICH COUNTRIES OWE THE POOR ONES MORE
 * HOMOPHOBIA / IS THE POPE ASHAMED OF HIS LOVE FOR GOD
 * CHILDREN ARE OFTEN THE FIRST / TO SEE THE COLORS OF THE RAINBOW
 * TRANSFORM SUSPICION / INTO CURIOSITY
 * IF EVERY DROP WAS A WORD / HOW MANY STORIES WOULD FALL ON THE STREETS
 * LET MORE FREE SPEECH / LIVE ON THE STREETS
 * A FRIGHTENED SOCIETY / IS PRETTY SAFE / FOR POLITICIANS
 * IF YOU LOOK AROUND YOU WILL SEE ENOUGH EXCUSES TO BE LATE
 * EUROPEAN CULTURE / MADE IN CHINA
 * FRANCE / DOES INTEGRATION ALSO INCLUDE PROTEST CULTURE
 * I SENT MY MOTHER TO A COURSE IN DISOBEDIENCE
 * ALSO FAR AWAY / THE PEOPLE WANT TO RULE THEMSELVES
 * WHEN THE SUN SLEEPS / IT'S TIME TO DANCE IN THE DARK
 * CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW MANY FRIENDSHIPS / START AT THE BUS STOP
 * SOMETIMES I WISH / MY FACE WOULDN'T USE ITS FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION
 * POLITICIANS CAN REMOVE DEMOCRATIC RIGHTS / FASTER THAN TERRORISTS
 * STAGNATION / NOW WE HAVE TIME TO SPREAD THE MONEY EQUAL

2004

 * RUMOUR / WEAPONS OF / MASS HYPNOSIS ARE FOUND IN THE USA
 * COMMERCIALS / DO YOU ALREADY FEEL SOLD OUT
 * HOW CAN ONE BE AGAINST ABORTION BUT FOR THE DEATH PENALTY
 * EUROPEAN INTEGRATION / SPREAD WEALTH / AND PEOPLE
 * COUSIN CARL IS ALREADY ORGANIZING COURSES IN SELF DEFENSE AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT
 * LET THE NEXT FEMINISTIC WAVE BE AMONG MEN
 * 2004 / WILL REALITY COME CLOSER TO THE TRUTH
 * RUMOURS HAVE A RICH SEX LIFE
 * SCHOOL / WHERE REALITY / IS CUT IN PIECES AND PUT IN SQUARES
 * STOCK MARKET / THE VALUE OF HUMAN RIGHTS JUST WENT UP 5 POINTS
 * THE PSYCHIATRIST SAID THAT MY OPTIMISM WASN'T CONTROLLABLE
 * IF LOVE WOULD JUST FOR A MOMENT DWELL IN OUR HEARTS INSTEAD OF IN OUR MOUTHS
 * USA / DO THEY STILL HAVE ANY DEMOCRACY LEFT FOR THEMSELVES
 * A BIRD DOES NOT SING BECAUSE IT HAS ANSWERS / IT SINGS BECAUSE IT HAS A SONG
 * COMMERCIALS / DO YOU SOMETIMES DESIRE NOTHING AS WELL
 * PEACE NEVER RESPECTS BORDERS
 * PALESTINA / IF GOD WANTED PEOPLE SUPPRESSED / HE WOULD HAVE MADE THE ELEPHANTS LARGER
 * INTEGRATION / SIMPLY GOES EASIER WHEN YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE WELCOME
 * DOMINO EFFECT / ONCE YOU DROP ONE GOOD IDEA / THE REST WILL FOLLOW
 * MY GRANDMOTHER STILL THINKS THE EU IS A NEW RELIGION
 * IT'S TIME FOR A COMMISSION FOR INTERNATIONAL OPTIMISM
 * ISN'T THE BIGGEST CRIME AGAINST HUMAN RIGHTS TO DECLARE PEOPLE ILLEGAL
 * EU ENLARGEMENT / OF COURSE THERE IS ALWAYS THE DANGER OF FALLING IN LOVE WITH NEW COUNTRIES AND CULTURES
 * UNEMPLOYMENT / THE HOURS ARE GOOD BUT THE WAGES SUCK
 * FREEDOM IS A CHOICE / NOT A COMMERCIAL
 * I'M NOT POOR JUST BECAUSE I'M BROKE
 * SCHOOL LEAVES TOO LITTLE TIME TO DISCOVER THE WORLD
 * HOLIDAY / TIME TO TEST THE NEW BORDERS
 * STRESS / DO THE PLANETS HURRY TO CIRCLE AROUND THE SUN
 * IF EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE YOUNG / IT'S TIME TO TAKE YOUTH SERIOUS
 * BE READY TO BE SURPRISED
 * ONCE THEY'VE CLONED JOHN LENNON / WAR WILL BE OVER
 * I'M RIGHT HERE / BEHIND YOUR PREJUDICES
 * IS TIME THE ONLY THING YOU'RE WAITING FOR
 * MEDIA / 99,9% OF WHAT HAPPENS / ISN'T ON THE NEWS
 * Loesje / FROM THE BARRICADES STRAIGHT INTO THE CLOUDS
 * SUMMER / LET'S CROSS THE BORDERS OF THE EUROPEAN DREAM
 * IF YOU LISTEN TO THE POLITICIANS / YOU MIGHT THINK WE ARE ALL TERRORISTS
 * THE NEW DEMOCRACY IN IRAQ / AND THEY IMMEDIATELY STARTED A PRE-EMPTIVE WAR
 * PUBLIC SPACE / THOSE FACES OF CONFUSION ARE PRICELESS / the street artist of Loesje
 * IF YOU LOSE YOUR MIND / THERE'S MORE SPACE LEFT FOR POETRY
 * LIFE HAS MORE MEANING THAN YOU CAN FIT IN A HOLY BOOK
 * IF ADVENTURE DOESN'T WAIT ON THE DOORSTEP / CLIMB OUT THROUGH THE WINDOW
 * ELECTIONS / I MIXED UP THE POLITICAL PROGRAM WITH MY SHOPPING LIST
 * WHOSE NEEDS / DO YOU SATISFY
 * NOW IT'S TIME FOR OLD PEOPLE / TO PUT THEIR YOUNG IDEAS INTO PRACTICE
 * DON'T LET SCHOOL / GET IN THE WAY OF GOOD EDUCATION
 * TAKE THE SAME BUS / TO A DIFFERENT JOB
 * YOU DON'T NEED TO BE A HURRICANE / TO TURN THINGS AROUND
 * AUTUMN FLU / I SHOULD STAY IN / BUT THE WEATHER IS TOO EXCITING the grandmother of Loesje
 * MISCONCEPTION / WHEN A POSTER ON A TRASH CAN BOTHERS YOU MORE / THAN THE GARBAGE LYING AROUND IT
 * OF COURSE THE LAWS ARE ALWAYS FUNCTIONAL / THE ONLY QUESTION IS / FOR WHOM
 * I DON'T KNOW WHAT LOVE IS / BUT I KNOW I'M IN IT
 * LET'S GIVE THE INDIVIDUAL THE SPACE TO GROW / INSTEAD OF THE ECONOMY
 * BERLIN / 15 YEARS WITHOUT A WALL / TIME TO FILL THE GAP
 * EUROPEAN COMMISSION / MAYBE THEY DON'T KNOW WE ARE READY FOR DEMOCRACY
 * STARVING OR ON A DIET
 * LONELY AT THE TOP / AND THEN HE NOTICED HE WAS STANDING ON THE WRONG MOUNTAIN
 * LOVE CAN BE THE END OF YOUR UNEMPLOYMENT PROBLEMS / AND SO CAN I
 * WHEN YOU PRESERVE PROGRESSIVE THOUGHTS / THEY MIGHT BECOME CONSERVATIVE
 * UKRAINE / IF DEMOCRACY DOESN'T WORK / THE PEOPLE WILL
 * LET'S STOP INTEGRATING / AND START LIVING TOGETHER
 * GOOD TIMES ARE AHEAD / NO WAIT A MINUTE / THEY ARE ALREADY HERE
 * MONEY IS FLAT / THE WORLD IS ROUND
 * WHAT'S NAIVE ABOUT WANTING WORLD PEACE FOR CHRISTMAS
 * IS IT THE EXTREMISTS / OR THE MEDIA / THAT BLOWS THINGS UP

2003

 * 20 0 3 / DON'T FORGET TO STAND STILL / EVERY NOW AND THEN / TO ADMIRE TH E V I E W
 * CAN YOU REMEMBER YOUR VICTORIES / WITHOUT > FORGETTING YOUR LOSSES
 * WHAT DO YOU MEAN / CRISIS /Loesje's cousin Carl
 * KYOTO / MOTHER NATURE / NEEDS EMANCIPATION
 * GOD HAS RETIRED / BUT THE POPE IS BUSY CLONING HIM
 * EVERYTHING FOR WAR AGAINST IRAQ IS THERE / EXCEPT FOR A REASON
 * DOES THE SECURITY COUNCIL / HAVE A NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION
 * WHO'S GOING TO SAVE THE USA / ONCE THEY HAVE SAVED THE WORLD
 * UNCLE HARRY THOUGHT HE UNDERSTOOD EMANCIPATION AND BOUGHT HIS WIFE A DISHWASHER
 * CARNIVAL THIS YEAR I GO AS AN OPINION
 * FEWER CHAIRS MORE DANCING
 * ALL THESE WEAPONS OF MISUNDERSTANDING
 * MY LIFE IS MY DAILY ART
 * LIFE ON EARTH IS EXPENSIVE / BUT IT INCLUDES A FREE TRIP AROUND THE SUN
 * FOR MORE QUESTIONS TO POP UP
 * IF THE PUBLIC OPINION DOESN'T MATTER / IT'S TIME FOR NEW ELECTIONS
 * IT MIGHT BE DIFFICULT TO DISARM / WHEN YOU RECEIVE > BOMBS ON A DAILY BASIS
 * SPRING MANAGES WHAT VALENTINE'S DAY COULDN'T
 * SURREALISM / LOSING CAPITAL YOU NEVER HAD
 * MAKE UNEMPLOYMENT / A PRIME CULTURAL PERIOD>
 * WHY DO THEY ALWAYS CHASE PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOWHERE TO GO
 * FAILED MY SCHOOL EXAMS / COULDN'T EXPEL MY FANTASY
 * INSTEAD OF WAITING FOR BETTER TIMES / YOU BETTER CREATE THEM
 * DON'T KEEP THE PEACE / SHARE IT
 * WTO IMF EU GATS NATO / PWR HDS BHND CRNMS / LSJ
 * SPRING CLEANING / STARTS WITH FRESH AIR IN YOUR HEAD
 * HOMOPHOBIA / SHOULDN'T YOU BE MORE FRIGHTENED / TO LET TRUE LOVE SLIDE
 * SECURITY MEASURES / AUNTY RITA HAS ALREADY ARRANGED FOR 5 PEOPLE TO WATER THE PLANTS DURING THE SUMMER HOLIDAYS
 * HOW CAN A TREE BELIEVE IT'S A FOREST
 * IT'S AN ART OF NOT TAKING A NAP AFTER YOUR PUBERTY
 * DON'T BUY ANYTHING FOR A PRICE / YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO BUY IT AT YOURSELF
 * HOLIDAY PLANS / LEAVE SOME ROOM IN YOUR CAR FOR A REFUGEE
 * UNEMPLOYED / MAKING ENDS MEET IS A DAY JOB AS WELL
 * FAIR TRADE / WOULDN'T IT BE MORE LOGICAL TO LABEL THE UNFAIR PRODUCTS
 * LOESJE / FOR THE RIGHT TO INTERPRET REALITY
 * PEACE PLAN / BECAUSE PALESTINES ALSO NEED GROUND TO BE ABLE TO TAKE STEPS
 * WHEREVER YOU ARE / THE INTELLIGENCE SERVICE THINKS WITH YOU
 * EUROPEAN CONSTITUTION / HASN'T THE USA GOTTEN A VETO IN THAT ALREADY
 * ISN'T THE WORLD GETTING SMALL WITH ALL THOSE FORGOTTEN COUNTRIES
 * ACCORDING TO MY FATHER THE SUMMERS ARE GETTING HOTTER IF YOU ASK ME HE'S GETTING BALDER
 * CAMERA ON YOUR MOBILE PHONE / I PREFER A PORTABLE TOILET ON IT
 * I TAUGHT THE SHEEP / TO COUNT THEMSELVES
 * IF YOUR COUNTRY DOESN'T ACCEPT THE INTERNATIONAL CRIMINAL COURT / YOU STILL CAN
 * TODAY I DO IT DIFFERENTLY / THE MOUSE THOUGHT / AND CHASED THE CAT
 * FREEDOM OF SPEECH / NOT ONLY FOR THOSE THAT CAN AFFORD IT
 * FORGET THE COUNTRIES / LIVE THE WORLD
 * IF YOU CAN'T STAY AWAY FROM YOUR SINS / YOU BETTER RELISH THEM / LOESJE'S kidbrother
 * IDENTITY / DO YOU NEED A PASSPORT TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE
 * MISCOMMUNICATION /I COULD NEVER AGREE WITH MY FATHER on HOW MUCH 50 EUROS IS
 * THE TRAIN WAS SO LATE WE STARTED KISSING
 * WOULD THE POOR FORGET ABOUT US IF WE FORGOT ABOUT THEM
 * WHY WAIT FOR THE WEEKEND / TO HAVE FUN
 * AUTUMN / GIVE ME THOSE WONDERFUL SOCKS THAT REACH UP TO THE NOSE
 * INTEGRATION / EVEN I DON'T UNDERSTAND MY PARENTS / LOESJE'S kidbrother
 * PROPOSAL / THOSE THAT DESTROY A COUNTRY AREN'T ALLOWED TO MAKE PROFIT ON REBUILDING IT
 * WILL LESS BORDERS / GIVE MORE FREEDOM
 * LET LIFE BE A JOURNEY / INSTEAD OF A GUIDED TOUR
 * FREE THE MARKET / BUY LESS
 * BETTER TO WEAR A HAT / THAN HAVING MY THOUGHTS CATCH A COLD
 * INTEGRATION / WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG
 * AIDS / HOW MANY AFRICANS HAVE TO DIE FOR THE SINS OF THE CARDINALS
 * INTERNATIONAL EXCHANGE / SUDDENLY MY OWN CULTURE BECAME CLEAR
 * DO YOU WAIT UNTIL DECEMBER 31ST / OR DO YOU ALREADY HAVE YOUR NEW IDEALS
 * ROBBING A BANK / ISN'T THAT LIKE SOLVING AN ECONOMIC CRISIS / the kidbrother of
 * STABILITY PACT / AS LONG AS GERMANY AND FRANCE AGREE WITH EACH OTHER IT KEEPS PRETTY STABLE
 * EXTREME COMMERCIALS / SOUP SIMPLY TASTES BETTER WHEN YOU COOK NAKED
 * A PEACE PLAN BEHIND WALLS / IS LIKE WINDOW SHOPPING FOR CHRISTMAS
 * WINTER JEWELS / ICE CRYSTALS ON YOUR SMILE
 * SERBIA / >>NO WE DO HAVE A PARLIAMENT IT JUST CONSISTS OF 8 MILLION PEOPLE<<
 * HE WAS TRYING SO HARD TO BE RIGHT / THAT HE FORGOT WHAT IT WAS ALL ABOUT
 * IF THE CLIMATE CHANGES ON A GLOBAL LEVEL / WHY CAN'T PEOPLE

2002

 * REINCARNATION / MY BACK-UP PLAN
 * STRONG EURO / I WONDER WHEN THE FIRST AMERICAN BOMB WILL ACCIDENTALLY DROP ON THE EUROPEAN BANK
 * OIL PRICES IN EUROS / IRAN TAKES THE OPPORTUNITY TO TEASE THE US
 * EVERYONE CAN WALK ON THE WATER IF ONLY IT'S COLD ENOUGH
 * IF THE GAP WIDENS THE BRIDGE HAS TO GET LONGER
 * VALENTINE'S DAY / HOW CAN I DO IT SECRETLY WITH MY NAME ON THE POSTER
 * I THOUGHT THE ONLY QUALIFICATION FOR HUMAN RIGHTS WAS TO BE A HUMAN
 * NEXT THING YOU KNOW THE ENVIRONMENT WILL GET PRIVATISED
 * OF ALL THE THINGS TO BELIEVE IN / WHY NOT YOURSELF
 * MY OWN RELIGION / I'LL PRAY TO MYSELF TOMORROW FIRST I'M GOING TO SACRIFICE TWO BEERS TO MYSELF
 * LOST / YOU'RE PROBABLY WHERE YOU LAST PUT YOURSELF
 * EASTER / JESUS WAS A REVOLUTIONARY NOT A CHICKEN
 * ELECTIONS / WHEN SILENCE IS YOUR VOTE IT'S EASY NOT TO BE HEARD
 * IF THERE WAS A SPECIAL PLACE FOR WAR / HOW CROWDED WOULD IT BE
 * ISN'T HOW TO SOLVE IT A BETTER QUESTION THAN WHO DID IT
 * COUNTRIES WITHOUT McDONALD'S AND COCA COLA ARE PROBABLY SUPPORTING TERRORISM
 * MILOSEVIC / PUT ALL OUR MISTAKES IN ONE MAN AND WASH OUR HANDS OF IT
 * SLAVERY TRIAL / IF MY SALARY WAS 500 YEARS TO LATE I WOULD SUE AS WELL
 * IF EVERY DAY WAS LABOUR DAY I WOULD FINALLY GET SOME WORK DONE
 * POLITICIANS / IN A BIG MOUTH FIT MORE PEOPLE
 * DON'T FOLLOW IDEAS JUST WALK WITH THEM
 * THE DANGER OF GETTING BORED IS POSSIBILITY OF BECOMING CREATIVE
 * SHOULDN'T WE ALWAYS BE ALLOWED TO CHEER UP THE STEETS
 * BURN-OUT / KEEP LIGHTING THAT FIRE
 * RUMOUR / THE EU IS SECRETLY WORKING ON AN IDEAL WORLD
 * NO MAP / BUT SEVERAL WAYS
 * TOO MANY MONUMENTS / WEIGH DOWN ON THE FUTURE
 * WAKING UP / THAT CREATES SUCH HIGH EXPECTATIONS
 * GLOBALISATION / WHATEVER BRINGS US TOGETHER DON'T LET IT BE MONEY OR THE MILITARY
 * AGE IS NOT A VERY NICE WORD FOR EXPERIENCE
 * INDEPENDENT // ALL I HAVE TO DO IS PACK MY BACKPACK
 * SUMMER / ISN'T A SEASON IT'S A FEELING
 * SCHOOL / I'M A SUBJECT ALL BY MYSELF
 * WHEN YOU OVERSTEP THE LIMIT IT'S GONE
 * PLEASE MIND YOUR STEP / THERE ARE PEOPLE UNDER YOUR FEET
 * STOP ALIENATION INSIDE
 * AFTER THE ISLAM GOT PROHIBITED / GRANDMA WASN'T ALLOWED TO WALK WITH HER RAIN CAP ON THE STREETS
 * WHO NEEDS VIRTUAL REALITY IF YOU CAN JUST DREAM
 * JOHANNESBURG / LET'S BANKRUPT THE WORLD AND START ALL OVER AGAIN
 * WHEN THE TEACHER TELLS ME TO BE QUIET / I ALWAYS START TO WHISPER
 * HOW CAN LACK OF LIVING SPACE AND LONELINESS EXCIST AT THE SAME TIME
 * WHAT IF WE DROP THE BOMBS ONLY WHERE THEY ARE PRODUCED
 * EU/ IN A STRONG UNION THE WHOLE WORLD SHOULD BE INVOLVED
 * WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT BITTEN ON YOUR EAR
 * THE SAHARA SHRINKS / THOSE RAINFORESTS ARE GETTING MORE AND MORE AGGRESSIVE
 * CLONES / DO YOU WANT TO BE SURROUNDED BY YOURSELF
 * TICKLE THE POWER
 * THE WORLD IS TOO ROUND TO SIT SILENTLY IN THE CORNER
 * STRESS / OUT THROUGH THE DOOR / INTO THE WALL
 * PEOPLE FROM THE MOON / POLITICIANS FROM PLUTO
 * IF YOU THINK YOU'VE SEEN IT ALL / LOOK AGAIN
 * IF YOU CAN'T EAT MONEY / WHY BREAK YOUR TEETH ON IT
 * PEOPLE STILL BELIEVE / THAT WITH LESS RESPONSIBILTY / THEY ARE SAFER
 * THE REAL HEROES / ARE STILL SLEEPING
 * LOESJE / PRE-EMPTIVE TEXTS
 * SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL ICE CAPS / LEAVE YOUR CAR AT HOME
 * CLONING / LESS SPECTACULAR THAN SEX / Loesje's kidbrother
 * WHY KEEP YOUR RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT
 * STOP / BREATHE / LOOK AT THE SKY / SMILE / DON'T STOP
 * THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MOMENTS ARE HIDDEN BETWEEN OLD AND NEW
 * EU EXTENSION / AND WILL THE CITIZENS JOIN
 * OIL DISASTERS / HOW UNLCE HARRY MAKES THE SALAD / Loesje's aunty Rita
 * BUSH IS SO SURE IRAQ HAS WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION / HE MUST HAVE DELIVERED THEM HIMSELF

2001

 * AND SUDDENLY THE CHEMICAL WEAPONS DEPARTMENTS BOUGHT ALL THE BEEF
 * IT WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA FINANCIALLY / BUT IT SURE WAS NICE
 * HAPPIFIED AREA / DO NOT DISTURB
 * EUTHANASIA / NO WAY / IT WOULD MIX UP MY WHOLE REINCARNATION CYCLE
 * WANTED / MORE COMEDY ON THE WORLD STAGE
 * BUSH / THE KID WHO ALWAYS USED TO BUILD FENCES / AROUND HIS SANDCASTLES
 * DON'T CONSUME YOUR FEELINGS AWAY
 * PRIVATIZING / A PUBLIC QUESTION
 * MAKE MISTAKES / BUT MAKE THEM RIGHT
 * AS IF THE COWS CARE / WHAT THEY ARE KILLED FOR
 * BUSH VOTES FOR ABORTION / IN CASE OF GAY CHILDREN
 * BURNING NEWS / URANIUM BOMBS DO HAVE HEALTH EFFECTS ON THEIR TARGETS
 * RELIGION / AREN'T THE QUESTIONS MORE INTERESTING THAN THE ANSWERS
 * ENEMIES / ARE THEY THE ONES WITH WRONG OPINIONS
 * NOT EVEN ALL THE MASCARA IN THE WORLD / COULD HIDE YOUR BEAUTY
 * BIBLE / ONLY GOD KNOWS WHAT JESUS REALLY SAID
 * NEXT WEEK IN THE COOKING PROGRAMME / CLONE YOUR OWN PIZZA
 * PLEASANT SURPRISE / GOT A VALENTINE'S CARD YESTERDAY / IT HAD NO POSTCODE
 * BALKAN STATES / DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME
 * STARTED COUNTING SHEEP / NOW I CAN'T SLEEP AT ALL
 * WHEN YOU'RE IN LOVE / EVERY DATE IS A BIT OF A BLIND ONE
 * EVERY OPINION DESERVES AN ELECTRICITY BOX
 * BUSH IS STILL LOOKING FOR CARBON DIOXIDE ON HIS MAP
 * PLAYING IS ALLOWED ON BOTH SIDES OF THE FENCE
 * I AM THE GUINEA PIG IN MY OWN LIFE
 * ELVIS DIDN'T DIE / WHY SHOULD YOU
 * DEMONSTRATION / GOT RUN OVER BY A CROWD OF JOURNALISTS AGAIN
 * WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE BIGGEST WORKAHOLICS WHO DECIDE ABOUT UNEMPLOYMENT REGULATIONS
 * SPACE SHIELD / I GUESS BUSH WANTS TO HIDE FROM HIS GOD
 * THINGS ARE GETTING PRETTY WEIRD / IF FUN IS A THREAT TO THE ECONOMY
 * SUMMER JOB / LOOKING FOR MY SWIMMING TRUNKS IN MY ROOM
 * BERLUSCONI IS INTRODUCING A NEW KIND OF FOOD / SPAGHETTI MONOPOLY
 * AN ADVENTURE / NEVER COMES ALONE
 * MIDDLE EAST / WHEN WILL THE UN DECLARE THE WHOLE AREA A NO-RELIGION ZONE
 * BUSH - PUTIN MEETING IN SLOVENIA / GLOBAL PROMOTION FOR THE DEATH PENALTY AND NUCLEAR SUBMARINES
 * MIDSUMMER NIGHT / AFTER SUNSET THE POETS COME OUT OF THEIR CAVES
 * DESPITE THE RAIN THE COLD AND A BROKEN ALARMCLOCK GRANDPA DECIDED TO PROCLAIM A REVOLUTION
 * SUNGLASSES MAP & BACKPACK / COUSIN CARL SURE KNOWS HOW TO ANNOY THE WORKING CLASS
 * DEMONSTRATION / DON'T GET STONED
 * WHEN MY STUDENT NUMBER TURNED OUT TO BE THE SAME AS MY CREDIT CARD NUMBER I GOT SUSPICIOUS
 * WHEN THE PRIME MINISTER SAID AUSTRALIA WAS FULL EVEN THE KANGAROOS HAD TO LAUGH
 * GATHERING WEAPONS / AND ALL THE JOURNALISTS HAD TO HAND IN THEIR PENS
 * EURO / THE ONLY COIN WITH 1995 - 2001 IMPRINTED ON IT
 * AFTER ONE MINUTE'S SILENCE / VOICE YOUR OPINION
 * PLEASE SIGN THIS PEACE TREATY / I WILL NOT KILL ANYONE IN NEW YORK AFGHANISTAN OR ANYWHERE ELSE
 * SOMEWHERE IN FLORIDA SOMEONE IS STILL RECOUNTING THE VOTES
 * BIOLOGICAL WEAPONS / LIKE HUMAN BEINGS
 * WITH ALL THOSE CAMERAS YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO SHOW THE WHOLE STORY
 * SMART BOMBS / UNTIL THEY EXPLODE OF COURSE
 * WHEN YOU ARE 18 THE WORLD IS / A CAREER OPPURTUNITY / A PLAYGROUND / BLACK & WHITE / SOMETHING TO CHANGE
 * FREEDOM FROM DRUGS / MAKE LIFE MORE ADDICTIVE
 * AFTER FOUR HOURS OF DISCUSSING REASONABLY AND LOGICALLY I WAS STILL IN LOVE
 * GOOD PROPAGANDA / BAD NEWS
 * THERE ARE MORE COLOURS IN MY WORLD THAN ARMY GREEN AND NAVY BLUE
 * TOP-MEETING / WHEN WILL THE TOP REACH DOWN TO THE BOTTOM
 * HAPPY NEW WEEK
 * DON'T TELL ME / SOMEONE DECIDED FOR YOU
 * EURO POT / BRING YOUR OWN SPICES
 * MONEY CAN TRAVEL EVERYWHERE SO WHY CAN'T PEOPLE

2000

 * REACH OUT A HAND/ YOU'VE GOT TWO OF THEM
 * COLD/ WHEN I KISSED HIM/ I FROZE ON TO HIS PIERCING
 * KOHL/ MAYBE HE SHOULD TAKE A LOOK AT HOW THEY DO IT IN BRUSSLES
 * WINTER LOVE/ SNOW IS GREAT FOR TUMBLING
 * IF EVERYTHING WAS ENLIGHTENED// THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY CONTRAST
 * WHERE DID I PUT MY CHAOS
 * I RAN AWAY/ BUT THE ONLY THING THAT CHANGED/ WAS THE EARTH BENEATH ME
 * WHAT DO YOU THINK// DO YOU NEED TO HAVE AN OPINION ABOUT EVERYTHING
 * CAN'T WE JUST SPLIT UP THE USA INTO/ A DEMOCRATIC AND A REPUBLICAN PART
 * PINOCHET// HAS HE EVER BEEN HEALTHY THEN
 * WHAT'S THE USE OF 28 CHANNELS// WHEN YOU ONLY HAVE ONE SCREEN
 * VALENTINE'S DAY// ONCE AGAIN MY BROTHER SENT HIMSELF SIX CARDS
 * LOESJE//FOR FUN RAISING
 * REFEREE TO FOOTBALL PLAYER // "YOU'LL GET A CARD / BUT WHICH ONE / YOU'LL SEE AFTER THE COMMERCIALS"
 * THE RULES OF IMAGINATION // ARE NEVER FIXED
 * TRUE BEAUTY // DOESN'T SHOW / UNTIL YOU'RE 70
 * A SUCCESSFUL TRAVELLER/CAN ORDER HIMSELF A BEER ANYWHERE
 * THERE WON'T BE MUCH LEFT OF ALLENDE'S GRAVE/AFTER ALL THE TURNING HE MUST HAVE DONE
 * I'M YOUNG ENOUGH/TO MAKE USE/OF ALL MY EXPERIENCES
 * ISOLATING AUSTRIA//THEN THE WARMTH/WILL NEVER GET THROUGH
 * IF YOU DON'T LIKE IMMIGRANTS/EMIGRATE
 * ARE SCANDALS JUST A WAY/TO GET MORE PEOPLE INTERESTED IN POLITICS
 * ONE DAY/GEORGE DECIDED TO SLEEP LATE
 * CHECHNYA/THE FACT THAT RUSSIA IS DESTROYING IT/ IS THE BEST ARGUMENT THAT IT DOESN'T BELONG TO THEM
 * EUROPEAN FEELING//IS THAT WHAT YOU GET IN YOUR STOMACH/ AFTER EATING ALL THE NATIONAL DISHES
 * HORMONE FOOD//MY TOMATOES ARE MORE MASCULINE THAN I AM
 * JEWISH REFUNDS//WHAT IF THEY PUT THAT MUCH EFFORT IN PEACE NEGOTIATIONS
 * SMOKING//IF I DON'T DIE WITHIN 50 YEARS/I WILL SUE THE HEALTHORGANIZATION
 * FOR THE RIGHT/TO BE ILLEGAL
 * I DON'T GET IT//IMMIGRANTS DON'T WORK/AND STEAL OUR JOBS
 * WHO HAS/A PUBLIC OPINION
 * LET YOUR SELFCONFIDENCE/BE BIGGER THAN YOUR EGO
 * BUTTERFLIES IN MY BELLY/LAMBS IN THE FIELD/POLLEN IN MY NOSE
 * WHO DECIDES/WHAT'S IMPOSSIBLE
 * STAR WARS//DO THE AMERICANS BELIEVE IN MARTIANS AGAIN
 * MULTICULTURAL//OH/YOU MEAN LIKE THE WORLD
 * PEACE PROCESS IN ISRAEL//GOD DOESN'T DARE TO INTERFERE ANY MORE
 * SUMMER LOVE//ISN'T THAT INTERCULTURAL EDUCATION TOO
 * THE WORST KIND OF CHILDREN/ARE GROWN-UPS
 * DEAR BURGLARS//WHILE YOU ARE HERE/PLEASE WATER THE PLANTS/AND RETURN MY LIBRARY BOOKS
 * PUTIN//>>BUT IF YOU DEVIDE THE NUMBER OF DISASTERS BY THE SURFACE AREA/IT ISN'T THAT BAD<<
 * TRAVEL TO MARS//MAYBE LATER/I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN TO ZAMBIA YET
 * STRONG COFFEE//THE DRUG FOR EVERY OLYMPIC GAMES VIEWER
 * HAVE YOU STARTED THE JOB OF YOUR DREAMS YET
 * ELECTIONS IN THE USA/WHAT IF EVERYONE INVOLVED COULD VOTE
 * MELTING OF THE ICEBERG/IS ONLY THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG
 * US ELECTIONS // IT'S HARD TO CHOOSE WHEN THE ONLY WAY IS THE / RIGHT WAY
 * WHEN I EXPLAINED IT TO THE POLICEMAN/HE HELPED ME TO STICK THE REST
 * >>IMMIGRATION SERVICE INFO LINE / PLEASE HOLD ON / THE AVERAGE WAITING TIME IS FIVE YEARS <<
 * THIRD WORLD // WHY DO WE ALWAYS THINK EVERYONE WANTS TO BE LIKE US
 * FALLING EURO//CAN'T THEY LINK IT TO THE PETROL PRICES
 * SERBIA /HEY BRANISLAV/WHEN WILL WE MEET AGAIN
 * HOW FAR/HAS YOUR DINNER TRAVELLED
 * WHY IS IT ILLEGAL TO PAINT A GREY WALL/WHEN IT IS LEGAL TO BUILD IT
 * YOU DON'T NEED TO SHOUT TO BE LOUDER THAN THE SILENT MASS
 * THE OLDER YOU GET/THE LARGER THE CAKE
 * >>HOW ARE YOU IN RELATION TO THE DOLLAR<< / >>WE HAVEN'T BEEN INTRODUCED YET<<
 * HE WHO IS SICK OF FIGHTING / THROW THE FIRST KISS
 * STREET ARTISTS/PEDESTRIANS/TRYING TO CROSS THE ROAD
 * WHEN YOU DON'T WANT TO BE SURPRISED BY THE REVOLUTION/ORGANIZE ONE YOURSELF
 * TIME FOR A CHRISTMAS PRESENT/SAID THE HOMELESS MAN/AND WRAPPED HIMSELF UP
 * US ELECTIONS/AFTER THE NEW RECOUNT/THEY FOUND THREE MORE STATES
 * WALK WITH THE GROUP/OF INDIVIDUALS
 * XMAS QUEUES/AS IF PEOPLE CAN'T WAIT/TO SPEND MONEY
 * VIOLENCE/WHEN YOU RUN OUT OF ARGUMENTS/BEFORE HAVING SAID ANYTHING
 * AFTER FOUR YEARS/UNIVERSITY STARTED WONDERING/HOW TO SURVIVE ME
 * EVENING NEWS/THE SAME WAR/DIFFERENT HAIRDO
 * SECRET POLICE/MY MOTHER ALSO WANTS TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ME (kidbrother of)

1999

 * FALL/ DO YOU HAVE A PAIR OF LIPS I COULD LEAN AGAINST
 * TAKE YOUR DREAMS/ INTO THE DAYLIGHT
 * I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY/ MY MOTHER DOES IT FOR ME
 * NEWSPAPER ON THE INTERNET/ THE DOG HAD SOME PROBLEM BRINGING THAT
 * PEOPLE SMUGGLING LET'S NOT DO THAT ANYMORE/ BUT SIMPLY SMUGGLE THE BORDERS AWAY
 * NEW JOB// NEXT TO A NEW LAPTOP AN A NEW CAR HE ALSO GOT A NEW SOCIAL LIFE FROM THE COMPANY
 * BOREDOM/THE CRADLE OF IMAGINATION
 * FOODSCANDALS/WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW/COULD KILL YOU
 * IF YOU WANT TO MEET SOMEONE NEW/ KNOCK ON YOUR NEIGHBOUR'S DOOR
 * AUSTRIAN ELECTIONS/ TRYING TO PROVE THAT EXTREME RIGHT AND DEMOCRACY CAN GET ALONG
 * SMOKING COMMERCIALS BANNED/ GREAT/ NOW YOU CAN SMOKE WITHOUT PEOPLE THINKING YOU'RE A COWBOY
 * LIFE// FUNNY HOW YOU ALWAYS START LOOKING FOR THE MEANING OF IT/ AFTER FIVE BEERS
 * FUN GUTS HUMOUR INITIATIVE IMAGINATION/ EVEN WITHOUT MUSIC IT SOUNDS LIKE A SONG
 * SOCIAL WELFARE// YOUTH: CENTRE/ ELDERLY: SUBURBS
 * FEELING/ONE OF THOSE STIMULATING SIGNS THAT YOU EXIST
 * SHORT-TERM EMPLOYMENT/AFTER 57 DIFFERENT JOBS/PETER DECIDED TO GET A LIFE
 * TRAFFIC JAM// I GUESS I PREFER STRAWBERRY
 * SKINHEADS// HOW DO YOU LIKE THE NORDIC COLD
 * ANGRY-LOOKING PEOPLE/ JUST TRYING TO HIDE THE WRINKLES THEY GOT FROM LAUGHING
 * I CAN FEEL YOU BETTER/ IN THE DARK
 * I THREW MY BOYFRIEND OUT/ NOW/ HE IS DATING HIS TV
 * WHY DOESN'T SHE BECOME UGLY/ NOW THAT IT'S OVER the ex-boyfriend of
 * COULD A GUN END UP/IN THE HANDS OF/THE RIGHT PERSON
 * WE ARE RICH
 * CHRISTMAS FOOD/ HEY WHAT'S THAT BAMBI DOING ON MY PLATE
 * A DIFFICULT CHOICE// TO TOLERATE INTOLERANCE/ OR/ TO BE INTOLERANT
 * MILLENNIUM// WHAT IF THE WORLD WOULD GO UNDER/ AND GOD FORGOT TO MAKE A BACKUP
 * WINTER LOVE/ IN MY STOMACH FROZEN BUTTERFLIES BUMP AROUND
 * TOO BAD/ THAT YOU CAN'T TEAR UP A STUPID EMAIL
 * SECRETLY ASKING MILOSEVIC TO GET INVOLVED IN CHECHNYA/ MAYBE THE WEST WILL ACT THEN
 * THE BEST PARTY/ IS THE ONE THAT MUM DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT the kidbrother of
 * FUTURE OF EUROPE / THE FLAG LEAVES SPACE/FOR MORE STARS

1998

 * I RECKON WARS ARE SPONSORED BY THE MEDIA SO THEY CAN BE SURE OF GETTING SOME NEWS
 * THE SURVIVAL TRIP WAS NOTHING COMPARED WITH A WEEK AT THE OFFICE
 * DEMOCRACY RULES THIS COUNTRY ALL BY ITSELF
 * NEW CZECH GOVERMENT[sic] IT`S TIME HAVEL READ HIS OWN BOOKS ONCE MORE
 * GLOBALISATION SOUNDS LIKE A NEW ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN
 * PLANNED STUDIES EVEN MY BIRTH WASN`T TOTALLY PLANNED (`S KID BROTHER)
 * FORGED MONEY IS A MATTER OF DEFINITION
 * WHICH KIND OF CHILDREN`S DAYCARE DO YOU PREFER/ GOVERNMENT/ PRIVATE/ McDONALD'S
 * WHEN THERE`S A CRISIS IN THE USA NEXT THING YOU KNOW THERE`S A CRISIS IN IRAQ
 * FAIR TRADE LABELS/ PERHAPS WE NEED AN UNFAIR TRADE LABEL AS WELL
 * IN THE USA EVERYTHING`S ELECTRIC TOOTBRUSHES POPCORN MACHINES CHAIRS
 * IMAGINE YOU KNOW THERE`S ENOUGH FOOD BUT THEY`D RATHER THROW IT AWAY THAN SHARE IT WITH YOU
 * MORE GRANTS FOR SHOWING GUTS
 * THE TRUTH IS SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE THE POLITICIANS THOUGHT/ SO IT`S GETTING PRETTY CROWDED THERE
 * MY PRINCE IS MISSING BUT AT LEAST I`VE STILL GOT THAT WHITE HORSE
 * HE`S SO FLEXIBLE HE DOESN`T HAVE TIME FOR HIMSELF
 * IS IT FUN LOOKING SO SERIOUS
 * THIS ISN`T VOICE MAIL I`M TALKING TO YOU
 * SPRING BUDS BURST FORTH IN THE CONCRETE DESERT
 * IRAQ VERSUS USA KOFFI BREAK
 * WHETHER SOMETHING`S RIGHT OR WRONG OFTEN DEPENDS ON WHO`S DONE IT
 * TO GET EVEN MORE ATTENTION THIS YEAR THE POPE WILL DO A BUNGY JUMP FROM ST. PETER`S WITH A CONDOM OVER HIS HEAD
 * FORGET ABOUT OBLIGATIONS JUST GIVE ME THAT RESPONSIBILITY
 * THOUGHT RECYCLING CENTRE
 * ELECTIONS VOTE NOW PAY LATER
 * EVER PLAYED MUSICAL CHAIRS ON A BUSY TERRACE
 * IT WAS MAINLY THANKS TO HIS ALARMCLOCK THAT HIS DREAMS CAME TRUE
 * EU`S REFUGEE POLICY TAKING REFUGEE FROM REALITY
 * CYCLING IN THE COUNTRYSIDE EXPERIENCE `TOILET FRESH` LIVE
 * GOOD MANNERS NOT TELLING THE TEACHER THAT SHE`S DISTURBING YOUR THOUGHTS
 * WHAT IS WRITTEN ON THE PAGES WHICH DON`T MAKE IT TO THE NEWSPAPER
 * FAILED PHILOSOPHER THE ONE THAT SPOILED IT FOR THE OTHERS BECAUSE HE FOUND THE ANSWER TO ALL THE QUESTIONS
 * ISN`T MILITARY INTELLIGENCE A CONTRADICTION IN TERMS
 * EDUCATION ISN`T EVERYTHING YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND IT TOO
 * ELECTIONS HIDE YOUR VOTE IN A LITTLE BOX
 * ISRAEL 50 YEARS WITHOUT PEACE HOW TO CELEBRATE THAT
 * HUMAN RIGHTS NOT MADE IN CHINA
 * SUMMER KEEP THE CAT IN IT`S BBQ TIME
 * KOSOVO/ UN PRIORITY LIST FIRST WE HELP THE COUNTRIES THAT HAVE MONEY THEN WE WILL DISCUSS THE REST

1997

 * IN RICH COUNTRIES DOORS ARE WIDER
 * ANOTHER NEW YEAR IN RUSSIA THAT`S GOOD NEWS SINCE THEIR OLD ONE EXPIRED IN FEBRUARY LAST YEAR
 * STUCK IN THE SNOW WITH A THOUSAND FELLOW- COUNTRYMEN THIS MUST BE WINTER SPORTS
 * BIRTH CONTROL MORE SEX FEWER BABIES
 * A SNOWFLAKE IS BEAUTIFUL BUT IT`S HARD TO SEE IT WHEN IT`S LYING IN A HEAP
 * YOU HAVE TO WORK BECAUSE WORK IS GOOD FOR YOU/ YOU HAVE TO CONSUME BECAUSE THE MARKET IS HUNGRY
 * GENETIC ENGINEERING CORN, FISH AND SOMETHING IN BETWEEN
 * WHY DON`T THEY MAKE AIRCRAFT OUT OF THE SAME MATERIAL AS THE BLACKBOX
 * THE CREATIVENESS OF THE DEMONSTRANTS IN BELGRADE IS A HOPEFUL SIGN FOR THE FUTURE
 * SURFING CYBERSPACE HE KNEW HE HAD TO COME BACK DOWN TO EARTH WHEN HE BURNT HIS LIPS ON A CUP OF TEA
 * A STRONG EUROPEAN CURRENCY SOUNDS AS IF WE`RE FOR A FIGHT
 * ALBANIA WITH DOLLAR SIGNS IN YOUR EYES YOU`RE BOUND TO RUN INTO A BRICK WALL
 * NOW WE`VE SOLVED THE PALESTINIAN PROBLEM LET`S DEAL WITH THE KURDS
 * WORLD PROMOTION
 * BELGRADE/ WORLD DIGGING-YOUR-HEALS-IN COMPETITION THE OPPOSITION WON
 * COMMUNICATION/ SHUT UP AND TOUCH ME
 * JUST AS HE WAS ABOUT TO DISCOVER THE MEANING OF LIFE HE DROWNED IN THE STREAM OF CONCIOUSNESS
 * ON VALENTINE`S DAY EVERYONE CAN BE A HEART DONOR
 * MEDIA/ WHEN PEACE CAME TO CHECHNYA STARVATION CAME BACK TO AFRICA
 * CLONES WHEN YOU LOOK AROUND IN THE OFFICE YOU DON`T BELIEVE THAT THEY HAVEN`T DONE THIS BEFORE
 * IF YOU CAN`T PROVE IT SCIENTIFICALLY CALL IT RELIGION
 * EVER SINCE THE TELLY BROKE DOWN IN OLDIE`S HOME `SUNDOWN` EVERYBODY SEEMED A LOT LESS DEMENTED
 * THE FLU/ JUST A SIGN THAT YOU CAN ACTUALLY MEET PEOPLE
 * LEFT, RIGHT I`M GOING STRAIGHT AHEAD
 * BRICK/ A PRACTICAL TOOL FOR SWITCHING OFF THE TV-SET
 * I DON`T WANT TO GO TO BED YET/ WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR/ DAD PROMISED TO E-MAIL ME A STORY
 * IF THE MARKET IS IN CONTROL ARE WE LIVING THEN IN A DICTATORSHIP
 * CHURCH ISN`T THAT ONE OF THOSE PLACES WHERE THE HOMELESS CAN SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER
 * EU CONFERENCE IN AMSTERDAM/ EVERYONE BRING YOUR SWIMMING THINGS/ WHAT WE DO WILL BE A SURPRISE
 * NATO EXPANSION/ CLINTON: WE`RE GOING TO DO AS WE LIKE YELTSIN: SO ARE WE GOOD THEN WE AGREE
 * SUPPORT THE ISRAEL PEACE PROCESS/ PUT YOUR MONEY ON THE WEST BANK
 * SPRING/ TIME FOR THE ASPHALT TO BLOSSOM
 * HOLIDAYS/ TEN REFUGEES IN MY ROOM FOR THREE WEEKS AND I CAN SEE THE WHOLE WORLD
 * COME ON THEN DO SOME INNER CLEANING
 * RE- INVENTING THE WHEEL MAY SEEM SUPERFLUOUS / IT CAN BE VERY CLARIFYING
 * TURKEY/ IT WOULD BE GREAT IF THE POLITICAL PRISONERS COULD SEE AS MUCH SUN AS THE TOURISTS
 * UN REPORT/ IT`S ONLY DANGEROUS FOR CHILDREN OVER 15 KILOS TO WALK OVER MINEFIELDS
 * MY WORLD DOESN`T TURN IT BOUNCES
 * SORRY BUT THE EMU CAN`T MAKE UP TO MY DEMANDS
 * MOTHER`S DAY HOW ABOUT THE MOTHER`S NIGHT
 * IF YOUR IDEAS DON`T FIT THROUGH THE DOOR TEAR DOWN THE WALL
 * AND FINALLY BLAIR PRIVATIZED LABOUR
 * UNIFORMS/ WHY WRAP ALL SWEETS IN THE SAME PAPER
 * FREEDOM SAID THE POLICEMAN AND PLAYED BASEBALL WITH HIS TRUNCHEON
 * EUROSUMMIT BORDERS ARE FADING AND AMSTERDAM IS BEING BARRICADED
 * THAT GIRL IS A HOLIDAY ALL BY HERSELF (`S TEACHER)
 * NO VIOLENCE ON TV/ I`D PREFER NO VIOLENCE ANYWHERE
 * GRADUATION/ I FINISHED SCHOOL JUST AS HAPPY AS WHEN I STARTED
 * HOW COME THERE ARE MORE TV CHANNELS THAN POLITICAL ALTERNATIVES
 * CLONING/ HAVE YOU REGISTERED YOURSELF AS A TRADEMARK YET
 * THE PROBLEM WITH POWER IS THAT ONLY THOSE WHO CAN`T HANDLE IT WANT IT
 * I DIDN`T KNOW WHAT SWEDISH CULTURE WAS UNTIL I HAD SEEN TEN OTHERS
 * IS THE DREAM A PASSPORT FULL OF STAMPS OR A WORLD WITHOUT ANY
 * ACCIDENTS SELDOM COME SINGLE/ THERE IS ALWAYS A JOURNALIST AROUND
 * NEW REFUGEE POLICY IF YOU REALLY CAN`T STAY YOU MAY LEAVE
 * TOURISM/ YOUR EVERYDAY LIFE IS SOMEBODY ELSE`S ADVENTURE
 * BUREAUCRAZY MY MUM SAYS I`M NUMBER ONE
 * FORTRESS EUROPE/ THE EU RECYCLED BOTH/ THE BERLIN WALL AND THE IRON CURTAIN
 * IF THE WORLD IS ROUND WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE CONSTANTLY LIVING ON THE EDGE
 * SINCE I`VE SEEN THE X- FILES I UNDERSTAND MY PARENTS MUCH BETTER
 * INITIATIVE RULE IF YOU HAVE A GOOD IDEA YOU CAN`T KEEP IT TO YOURSELF
 * WE HAVE TO SET LIMITS/ YEAH HOW ABOUT TILL THE END OF THE UNIVERSE
 * NO SHARES/ BUT SHARINGS
 * THIS IS A NICE DAY TO BE UNEMPLOYED
 * FOR MORE LIFE BEFORE DEATH
 * WHY ARE PEOPLE WITHOUT VISION ALWAYS AFRAID OF LOSING THEIR FACE
 * YOUNG PEOPLE LIVE UNHEALTHY LIVES/ ESPECIALLY IN MALAYSIA, INDONESIA AND BANGLADESH
 * OF COURSE THE USA DIDN`T SIGN THE ANTI-LANDMINE TREATY NO CHICKEN WOULD SIGN AN ANTI-EGG TREATY
 * USA/ LAY DOWN YOUR WEAPONS ESPECIALLY OUR LANDMINES
 * WHY DO SO MANY CYCLISTS DRIVE CARS
 * IF WORDS ARE TOO BIG THEY CAN EASILY GET STUCK IN YOUR EARS
 * COMMUNI-ACTION
 * WITH MONEY AS A UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE YOU CAN`T SAY WHAT YOU THINK
 * FOR CENTURIES PEOPLE HAVE LAUGHED ABOUT PERPETUAL MOTION/ YET EVERYONE BELIEVES IN THE STOCK MARKET
 * ASIAN CHILDREN WISH THEY DIDN`T HAVE TO MAKE SO MANY PRESENTS FOR SANTA
 * SUCH A SHAME THAT PEOPLE SAVE THEIR FREEDOM OF SPEECH FOR THE TOILET WALL
 * POLITICS NOTHING FRESH TODAY/ THEY JUST SERVE US YESTERDAY`S SOUP
 * LOVE OFTEN COMES AROUND LIKE A NEW YEAR
 * ECONOMIC REFUGEES ARE NOT WELCOME BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE BUSINESSMEN FROM ABROAD
 * DON`T TALK ABOUT THAT SINGLE DROP TALK ABOUT THE CONTENTS OF THE BUCKET
 * WHO NEEDS DEMOCRACY WHEN WE CAN AGREE

1996

 * BUSSTOP TOPICS/ THE WEATHER, LIFE, THIS LOESJE POSTER
 * PUBLIC RELATIONS/ LET`S START A CIVIL WAR TO MAKE CLINTON COME HERE TOO
 * REBUILDING BOSNIA/ HE WHO IS FREE FROM VENGEANCE LAY THE FIRST STONE
 * TEN YEARS AFTER CHERNOBYL THE BUMPY PSYCHEDELICS `YOU CAN STILL HEAR IT IN OUR MUSIC`
 * I WONDER IF POCAHONTAS LIKES IT IN THE HAPPY MEAL BOX
 * MORE INTERNATIONAL THAT COCA COLA MORE COLOURFUL THAN FANTA
 * YOU LOOK JUST LIKE SNOWMAN/ SMILE LIKE HIM TOO
 * NOBODY IS ILLEGAL/ THE WORLD BELONGS TO ALL OF US
 * I`M NOT SURE BUT I THINK THAT AFTER THE YEAR 2000 THERE STILL WILL BE A LOT OF CLOUDS
 * CNN IF YOU COVER 5 BILLION PEOPLE IN 5 MINUTES YOU ARE BOUND TO LOSE SOMEONE
 * TO BE AWAKE IS THAT THE SAME AS NOT TO SLEEP
 * IFOR WE HAVEN`T HAD ANY ORDERS TO LOOK AT ANY MASSGRAVES
 * LOVE IS FOR FREE BUT WAR COSTS LUCKILY IT ISN`T THE OTHER WAY AROUND
 * VALENTINE`S DAY/ HE CAME HIMSELF
 * THIS GOVERMENT DOESN`T CUT DOWN IT CUTS OFF
 * MY MIND WAS ABOUT TO DRIFT VERY FAR AWAY BUT LUCKILY MY EARS KEPT IT IN PLACE
 * THE RUSSIAN PEOPLE WILL VOTE FOR THE HEALTH OF YELTSIN
 * SPRING IS HERE IT`S ITCHING ALL OVER MY BODY LOVE/ OR EARLY MOSQUITOES
 * THE MANAGER`S QUIT SMOKING/ BUT HIS FACTORY HASN`T
 * SHALL WE SOLVE OUR ENVIRONMENTAL PROBLEMS OR SHALL WE GO TO MARS AND SOLVE THEIRS
 * I`M NOT TRYING TO ESCAPE REALITY BUT I NEED A BREAK SOMETIMES
 * EUROCONDOM WHEN WILL THE REAL PROBLEM BE DEALT WITH
 * DEMOCRACY MELTING POT OR FRUIT SALAD
 * WE ARE WITH 6 BILLION PEOPLE TO SOLVE OUR PROBLEMS YOU KNOW
 * ONCE TO THE LEFT/ TWICE TO THE RIGHT/ WHO ON EARTH WROTE THE CITY`S GUIDE TO AMERICAN POLITICS
 * IN BOSNIA THEY DO GENEAOLOGY WITH SHOVELS
 * HOW CAN YOU FEEL POWERLESS WHEN YOU SEE THAT SUNSHINE CAN CHANGE EVERYTHING
 * I STROLLED DOWN THE ROAD AND GURGLED WITH DELIGHT
 * ELECTIONS IN THE USA THE MORE BALLOONS THE MORE HOT AIR
 * I DON`T NEED A WATCH BECAUSE I`VE GOT TIME
 * THE GOVERNMENT ARE AGAINST RACISM JUST LIKE THEY ARE AGAINST UNEMPLOYMENT AND FOR YOUTH
 * ECOFOOD IS STILL ECOLOGICAL AFTER 18 HOURS IN A TRUCK
 * AND WHEN I FINALLY DARED TO LOOK UNDER THE BED THE CROCODILE TURNED OUT TO BE REALLY SWEET
 * DON`T FORGET LIFE
 * ECONOMICS IS JOINING UP WITH THE ENVIRONMENT LIKE A CAR JOINS UP WITH A TREE
 * BECAUSE OF THE RISE IN SEA LEVEL SUNSET WILL BE 15 MINUTES EARLIER TODAY
 * THERE`S NOTHING AS PRACTIAL AS A GOOD THEORY
 * OF COURSE THE QUESTION IS: CAN A FACTORY CLAIM YOUR LIFE
 * EUROPE IS ALMOST UNITED NOW/ FRANCE REJECTED HOLLAND`S DRUG POLICY/ HOLLAND DOESN`T EAT FRENCH CHEESE AND NOBODY WANTS BRITISH COWS ANY MORE
 * RIGHT NOW FROGS ARE HAVING WILD SEX
 * ONE FLOWER DOESN`T MAKE A SUMMER BUT IT DOES MAKE SOMEONE HAPPY
 * MINES DO THE WOUNDS ALSO HEAL IN FOUR MONTHS
 * UNEMPLOYMENT/ THE GOVERMENT IS BUSY BIDING ITS TIME
 * IF YOU PUT YOUR HEAD IN THE SAND TODAY YOUR TEETH WILL CRUNCH TOMORROW
 * I THINK GOD WAS REALLY STONED WHEN HE CREATED THE UNIVERSE
 * MIDSUMMER TRAFFIC JAM/ HERE WE ALL ARE ESCAPING THE CITY CROWDS
 * UNEMPLOYMENT/ I DON`T HAVE A JOB BUT I`M WORKING ON IT
 * IF LUCK STILL ISN`T KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR/ OPEN IT AND DARE TO FIND IT YOURSELF
 * FUTURE IS LIKE KNOWING IT BUT I LOVE THE EXCITEMENT OF NOT KNOWING
 * ENVIRONMENTAL POLLUTION/ THE SERPENT WONDERED WHAT HAPPENED TO THE APPLES
 * I THINK THE BUTTERFLY IN MY STOMACH HAS FALLEN IN LOVE WITH THE ONE IN HIS
 * WHAT`S THAT THUMPING SOUND/ IT`S PERES BANGING HIS HEAD AGAINST THE WAILING WALL
 * THE WORST THING ABOUT LACK OF COMMON SENSE IS THAT THOSE WHO`VE GOT IT DON`T REALIZE IT
 * ELECTIONS IN RUSSIA/ THE WORST MAN MAY TURN INTO THE BEST DURING HIS ELECTIONS CAMPAIGN
 * LIFE ON MARS/ A BIT OF PESTICIDE WILL SOON CLEAR THAT UP
 * PLEASE CROSS MY BORDER
 * BETTER ONE SCREW TOO LOOSE THAN TEN TOO TIGHT
 * TAKE RESPONSIBILITY BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE TAKES IT AWAY
 * ISRAEL/ ONCE HISTORY IS WRITTEN DOWN IT`S HARD TO CHANGE
 * I WONDER WHETHER FISH BELIEVE IN LIFE ABOVE THE SURFACE
 * RULES WOULD BE EASIER TO FOLLOW IF WE`D BEEN INVOLVED IN MAKING THEM
 * ELECTIONS IN THE USA/ SHOULDN`T THE REST OF THE WORLD BE ALLOWED TO VOTE AS WELL
 * `YES` SAID THE POLITICIAN `NO` HE MEANT `HMM...` THOUGHT THE PEOPLE
 * THE TWENTIETH CENTURY PITY ABOUT THE RAINFOREST BUT IT GAVE US PLENTY TO READ ABOUT
 * MOTHER RUSSIA IS WILLING TO SELL BORIS HER HEART FOR 5 DEUTSCHMARKS AND A BIT OF MEAT
 * DARLING WITH MY LASERPEN I WILL WRITE YOU A POEM ON THE FIRST CLOUD WE FIND
 * THEY SAY IT`S IMPORTANT TO KNOW OUR HISTORY SO WHY DON`T THE SECRET POLICE OPEN UP THEIR FILES
 * NETANYAHU IS THERE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL
 * HAPPILY UNHAPPY WITH THE WORLD
 * LABOUR ARE WE RIGHT- WING ENGLISH TO GOVERN YET
 * HEALTH SERVICE CUTS THE POLITICIANS WANT US TO DIE HEALTHY
 * EVERYTHING MUST CAN WANTS TO CHANGE
 * GRANDPA IS MY IDEAL OF BEAUTY HE HAS SUCH BEAUTIFUL OPINIONS
 * I THINK YOU`RE FUN
 * SHE WAS HAPPY WITH HER TWO MOTHERS NONE OF HER CLASSMATES HAD MORE THAN ONE PARENT
 * ELECTION RESULTS USA MISS AMERICA IS CALLED BILL CLINTON AND THE PRESIDENT WANTS TO SAVE THE WORLD
 * EMU UNFORTUNATELY THE REFERENDUM HAS BEEN CANCELLED DUE TO IMPORTANT ECONOMIC DECISIONS
 * IF MY FAMILY GETS TOGETHER FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER I`LL INVITE A U.N. OBSERVER
 * NOVEMBER MAYBE IT`S A POOR EXCUSE BUT I MUST WARM MY COLD HANDS ON YOUR STOMACH
 * WINTER NOT EVEN THE IMMIGRATION SERVICE CAN KEEP IT OUT
 * I THINK HE MISTOOK THE MEANING OF INNER BEAUTY HE HAD HIS TONGUE PIERCED
 * FREE ELECTIONS/ MILOSEVIC FELT FREE TO DO WHAT HE LIKED
 * CHERNOBYL FAILED PRESIDENT LUKASHENKA TRIES AGAIN
 * LET`S HAVE A TASTY NEW YEAR
 * SWITSERLAND SILENCE IS GOLDEN
 * ONE RAINY DAY MY MAKE-UP SPREAD INTO A BODY PAINTING

1995

 * IT WAS PRECISELY YOU I LONGED FOR
 * THE WILD ADVENTURES OF COURAGE AND POWER
 * AND ON SUNDAY GRANDDAD GOES TO THE PARK WITH HIS GRANDCHILDREN TO FEED THE HOMELESS
 * WHAT DID THE MINISTER DO DURING THE SOCIAL LESSONS
 * FINALLY READY WITH MY SNOWMAN I WONDER WHERE MY BROTHER IS
 * JELTSIN:` HUMAN RIGHTS? COME BACK IN TWO WEEKS`
 * NEGATIVE DON`T MAKE A COPY
 * ON THE SEVENTH DAY GOD PREACHED FOR ONE HOUR AND A HALF
 * OLD- FASHIONED BEE PARENTS STILL INSTRUCT THEIR LARVAS ABOUT SPERM AND OVA
 * CANNED FOOD NOTHING BUT CANNED FOOD, SAID WARHEL`S CAT
 * THE DUTCH COULDN`T GET ALL THAT WATER INTO THEIR CUCUMBERS IN TIME
 * TRADE WAR: CHINA JUST DOESN`T UNDERSTAND THE US ONLY WANTS FAIR FREE TRADE AND TO BE IN CHARGE
 * EVEN WITHOUT A STRUGGLE YOU CAN GET FURTHER THAN THE VOTING BOOTH
 * NEXT WEEK IN SCHOOL WEEK OF OPTIMISM
 * A GOOD THOUGHT HEATS THE ENTIRE HOUSE
 * SEX IS GOOD FOR YOUR BELLY MUSCLES AND IT IS MUCH MORE FUN THAN FITNESS
 * BODY LANGUAGE THE WORDS AREN`T THAT DIFFICULT BUT THAT BLOODY GRAMMAR
 * WHERE LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP ARGUE, REPROACH WINS
 * THE TURKISH GROCER TURNED OUT TO BE FROM IRAN
 * IF YOU ARE AFRAID OF SCARY SOUNDS SUDDENLY YOU HEAR THEM EVERYWHERE FROM BELOW YOUR BED AND UNDER THE BONNET OF YOUR CAR
 * SOME POSTERS ARE TO BE TASTED SOME TO BE SWALLOWED SOME TO BE ENJOYED
 * SPRING CLEANING EVEN THE HOMELESS CHANGE THEIR CARDBOARD BOXES
 * POVERTY CONFERENCE IN COPENHAGENWHAT A SHAME THAT ONLY THE RICH COULD COME
 * POLITICAL CHESS MAKE A MOVE AND PASS THE BOARD ON TO THE NEXT PERSON
 * YELTSIN IS DETERMINED TO CONTINUE THE FIRST WORLD WAR IN CHECHNYA
 * WHEN A COUNTRY DIVORCES IT IS THE CHILDREN THAT SUFFER
 * NEVER LEND THE DAY OF YOUR LIFE TO SOMEONE ELSE
 * I WANT TO BE THERE WHEN YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE
 * THE RIGHT WAY HAS A LOT OF TURNINGS
 * ALTHOUGH HE IS ILLEGAL, HE FEELS MOST AT HOME HERE
 * WAR IN TURKEY, SMALL MISTAKE, THEY SEND THEIR PEACE KEEPING UN- FORCES TO BOSNIA
 * DEMOCRACY IN RUSSIA YELTSIN:` I`M THE PEOPLE`
 * CLIMATE CONFERENCE BERLIN THE POLITICIANS ARE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT THE NEXT ELECTIONS THAN ABOUT THE NEXT GENERATION
 * DONATION OF ORGANS HE HAD A WARM HEART WHICH NOW WARMS SOMEONE ELSE
 * SPRING SPRING SPRING HE IS FROM KURDISTAN I`M FROM LINKÖPING
 * LOESJE TRAFFIC INFORMATION DON`T GO TO YOUR WORK UNLESS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY
 * SPRING I AM SO ULTRAPLUS FUTURE HAPPY WITH POWER AND ACTIVATOR I AM JUST BUBBLING WITH ENERGY
 * STILL THE AIR IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL DAYS
 * DID ANYONE DEMAND RESPONSIBILITY YET FOR THE ATTACK ON THE ENVIRONMENT
 * LEAVE YOUR FAXNUMBER AFTER THE BEEP AND MY COMPUTER WILL CALL YOU BACK
 * HOLIDAYS BAG ON YOUR BACK GLASSES ON YOUR NOSE AND UP YOUR THUMB
 * IF IT IS WAR IN THE COUNTRY OF YOUR BIRTH IN YOUR HEAD IT IS A BIT WAR ALL THE TIME
 * I DON`T BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION I DIDN`T DO THAT IN MY FORMER LIFE EITHER
 * THE POOR JANITOR AGAIN HAS TO MOVE THE YELLOW FLOWERS
 * EDUCATION METHOD IF YOU LIKE SOMETHING YOU`LL LEARN IT AS A MATTER OF COURSE
 * HE IS READING SO CONCENTRATED MUST BE STUDYING FOR WASHING POWDER
 * NOTHING EVER CHANGES SAID UNCLE HARRY NOW TAKE ME
 * THE JOY OF LIFE IS THE ANSWER TO STUPID QUESTIONS
 * AS A BACHELOR YOU HAVE TO BE FATHER, MOTHER AND CHILD AT THE SAME TIME THAT ISN`T ALWAYS EASY
 * ALONE YOU ARE NOBODY IN THE CROWD YOU ARE NOTHING SO COME TO LIVE WITH ME
 * BOSNIA IN THE SPARTA- ATHENS WAR WOMEN FROM BOTH SIDES REFUSED TO HAVE SEX WITH THE SOLDIERS THAT WORKED
 * UNCLE HARRY REALLY LOVED MAKING THE SUN RISE AND SET ALAS HE DIED
 * JEHOVAH`S WITNESSES AM I A BELIEVER NO I AM THE DAUGHTER OF A DEVIL WAIT I`LL CALL HIM
 * DON`T CHEER TOO SOON, GRANDDAD IS STILL SLEEPING
 * IF EVERYBODY NEEDS TO GO FROM A TO B WHY STRAIGHT THROUGH C
 * THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING, BECAUSE IT`S THE STEWARDESS`S BIRTHDAY WE NOW DO 20 LOOPS
 * FIGHT UNEMPLOYMENT, WORK LESS
 * PARIS WHAT PARIS BUT DEAR THIS ONE IS GOING TO FRANKFURT WELL LET`S GO TO FRANKFURT
 * I DON`T SMOKE BUT DO YOU HAVE A LIGHT FOR ME ANYWAY
 * LET`S BOMB THE USA WITH OUR CULTURES
 * RUMOUR CHIRAC`S WIFE DID A PREGNANCY TEST IN THE NEIGHBOURS GARDEN
 * SUDDENLY ON HIS 65TH BIRTHDAY THE GENERAL CAUGHT HIMSELF ON HAVING A FEELING
 * THE PREACHER TOLD ME TO LOVE MY ENEMY UNFORTUNATELY HE IS NOT MY TYPE
 * BOSNIA KISS FIRST TALK LATER
 * -RING- MY DOORBELL IS ALWAYS A LITTLE SHY WHEN YOU RING
 * UBALA UBALA I DON`T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE FUN
 * TEMPERATURE RISES, ECONOMY BOILS, PEOPLE EXPLODE, CARS DRIVE ROUND BY THEMSELVES, COMPUTERS START TO HAVE SEX TILL FINALLY ALL STATES MELT TOGETHER
 * WHERE ARE THE PIONEERS OF THE NEW SOCIETY
 * IT`S BETTER TO SHOOT THE STARS AND FAIL THAN TO HIT A LAMPPOST AND SUCCEED
 * AUTUMN HAVE SOME FUN UNDER THOSE LEAVES
 * UNILEVER SHELL DAIMLER BENY BASF BUY YOUR SHARES IN EU- POLITICS
 * NUCLEAR TESTS MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY SOMETHING ELSE HOW ABOUT HUMANITY
 * HE WAS SO CONFUSED THAT ALL OF A SUDDEN HE FOUND THE KEY TO HIS APARTMENT
 * ELK HUNT- WHICH SPECIES IS GOING TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR KEEPING DOWN THE NUMBER OF HUMAN BEINGS
 * CHILD LABOUR IT`S HIGH TIME WE STARTED WORKING WITH OUR CHILDREN
 * DON`T BOTHER ME OR I`LL BUY SOMETHING TO DRINK
 * HE DIDN`T KNOW WHICH FOOT TO STAND ON SO I LET HIM SIT ON MY LAP
 * IN MY INNER WORLD NEW COUNTRIES ARE CONSTANTLY BEING CREATED
 * MANAGEMENT ALWAYS GETS THE PERSONNEL IT DESERVES
 * THERE IS SO MUCH ENERGY IN THE WORLD SUCH A SHAME TO BLOW IT AWAY
 * SHE IS A DONOR IN HER HEART AND SOUL
 * LOVE COMES AND GOES IT DOESN`T DEPEND
 * TV TRY TURNING ON YOUR BRAIN FOR A CHANGE
 * DO YOU ALREADY HAVE A COMMITTEE FOR ORGANISING PARTIES AT YOUR WORK
 * HORROR THAT SCARY MAN WHO MARRIED YOUR MUM
 * MANKIND`S REMAINING CHALLENGES PEACE IN YUGOSLAVIA VEGETARIAN McDONALD'S
 * NOVEMBER 24TH AT THE FIRST ATTEMPT I BLEW ALL MY BIRTHDAY CANDLES AWAY
 * WHO WILL BE DESCRIBING REALITY TODAY
 * HIGHER WAGES FOR POLITICIANS `THE PEOPLE ARE RIGHT WE CAN`T CUT DOWN ON EVERYTHING`
 * ELECTIONS -DICTATOR WALESA -KING WALESA -POPE WALESA -WORKER WALESA
 * THE STRUGGLE FOR THE HEART OF RUSSIA (DRAWING) HAS ALREADY BEGUN
 * DREAMING ISN`T BAD IT`S BAD NOT TO DREAM
 * MY STOMACH IS A FLUTE MY EYES ARE STEEL MY POCKETS ARE EMPTY BUT I FEEL GOOD
 * MALE FEMINIST/ CONFESS YOU ARE ONE AREN`T YOU
 * HE SEEMED TO BE A NICE DEPRESSIVE GUY BUT ONCE IN BED
 * THE PARKS ARE EMPTY/ THE HOMELESS ARE ON STRIKE
 * MASS STRIKE IN FRANCE AGAINST CUTBACKS ON SOCIAL SECURITY/ LET`S GO THERE AND JOIN THEM
 * PLEASE SANTA/ 10CM OF SNOW AND TEACHER`S FLU- EPIDEMIA
 * WHEN PLAN A FAILS WE STILL HAVE THE REST OF THE ALPHABET
 * NEW YEAR SALES/ IS IT POSSIBLE TO SWAP OLD POLITICIANS FOR NEW SHOES
 * FIRST OFFICIAL MURUROA RESULTS IT GOES BANG WHEN IT BLOWS UP
 * PRINCESSES CAN BE FROGS TOO
 * LET KARADZIC, TUDJMAN AND MILOSEVIC HURRY UP WITH THAT PEACE SO THEY CAN BE ARRESTED
 * SINCE GOD SEES EVERYTHING HE MUST BE A LONG WAY AWAY
 * FEED YOUR LITTLE BABY WITH BIG IDEAS

1994

 * BOSNIA IN THE NATO
 * YOU DON`T NEED TO MAKE JOKES JUST READ THE POLITICAL PROGRAMS
 * COME CLOSE TO ME SO WE CAN START TO MAKE PEACE
 * FIGHT THE UNEMPLOYMENT, LET`S CHOOSE TWO PRESIDENTS
 * THROW YOUR HAT IN THE AIR, MAYBE SOMEONE WILL CATCH IT
 * I AM THE SUPREME PLURIFORMITY
 * WITH THE VIDEOCAMERA ON ACCOUNT HE FILMED HIS EMPTY FRIDGE
 * GENETIC, DID GOD FORGET TO ASK PATENT ON THE HUMAN
 * WE DON`T NEED POLITICIANS ANYMORE, MY NEIGHBOUR SOLVES ALL PROBLEMS
 * THERE IS ENOUGH WORK ONLY THE OPEN MARKET DOESN`T COOPERATE
 * MY SISTER IS IN LOVE, NOW I CAN USE HER WALKMAN (`S KIDBROTHER)
 * IT`S CHEAPER TO BUY WATER IN THE BEER THAN IN THE CUCUMBER
 * THE DAYS IN THE WEEK ARE NOT FAIRLY PLACED
 * I AM A SOCIAL WORKER, I TRY TO KEEP MYSELF OUT OF MISERY
 * TOMORROW WILL USE YOU THE WAY YOU USE TODAY
 * I CAN HEAR THE SMILE OF YOUR FACE
 * IMAGINE THAT EVERYTHING IN THE NEWSPAPER WOULD BE TRUE
 * THE INDIVIDUAL IS A MINORITY, ARE WE AFRAID OF OURSELVES
 * RISE IT`S EASTER
 * `ANOTHER APPLE` ASKED THE SNAKE
 * PLEASE WRITE YOUR NAME UNDER THIS PEACE TREATY AS WELL `I WILL NOT SHOOT ANYONE IN BOSNIA, ON THE WEST BANK OR ANYWHERE ELSE`
 * ONLY 10% OF THE ELEPHANTS VOTED FOR KEEPER HANK
 * LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOUR, THE BIBLE, THE KORAN, THE TORAH AND LOESJE SAY
 * IF YOU CANNOT FIND THE KEY, CHANGE THE LOCK
 * THE ECONOMY IS LIKE A DEAD CAT, IT DOESN`T WAKE UP, ALTHOUGH SEVERAL RESUSCITATION ATTEMPTS HAVE BEEN MADE
 * THE SKY IS BLUE, THE TREES ARE BARE, AND THE NEIGHBOUR IN HIS GARDEN BANGS ON A POST
 * WOULD YOU BE MY DREAM
 * WHAT A CONCERT, ALL HIS STRINGS SNAPPED, HIS VOICE BROKE AND FINALLY HE CRASHED THROUGH THE STAGE
 * MAYBE WE COULD FLY IF WE DIDN`T USE SUCH HEAVY WORDS
 * HE WAS A RED HOT LOVER, BUT HE WASN`T SO HOT WITH THE DISHES
 * THERE`S BEAUTY IN THE AIR
 * SPRING CLEANING, RECKON I`LL START WITH MY RELATIONSHIP
 * IN FINLAND WE`VE EVEN GOT THE MAFIA ON THE RADIO
 * THE FIRST THING YOU LEARN AT SCHOOL IS HOW TO READ THE CLOCK
 * WHY DON`T THE THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES JUST PAY THEIR DEBTS IN SIGNS OF LIFE
 * WE CAN KISS ANYWHERE
 * A YOUNG LAD DWELLS WITHIN MY GRANDFATHER
 * HEY, I`M IN LOVE AND IT`S NOT EVEN ON THE NEWS
 * THAT SINGLE MOMENT OF THOUGHTLESSNESS BROUGHT ME LOTS OF THOUGHTS
 * A PLACE WHERE I CAN DECIDE WHAT I`LL DO, WHEN AND HOW I`LL DO IT, WHAT`S BEAUTIFUL AND UGLY AND GREEN AND BLUE
 * TO BE A GREAT WORLDLEADER, SING OR DANCE NOW AND THEN
 * A DUSTY AND DESERTED STATION FILLED WITH VAGUE POETRY THAT MISSED THE TRAIN
 * SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY, THAT YOU SIT ON YOUR BALCONY TILL WELL AFTER MIDNIGHT, DRINKING WINE AND PHILOSOPHIZING ABOUT EXTRATERRESTRIAL LIFE
 * NOW ON TV, THE SILLY-RUNNING-BACK-AND-FORTH CHAMPIONSHIPS IN THE USA
 * MORE BUTTERFLIES IN CHINA
 * IN THE FIRST EUROPEAN REFERENDUM, BET THEY`LL ASK US `DO YOU FEEL YOU BELONG HERE`
 * LOESJE AGAINST INTERNATIONALLY ORGANIZED MISERY
 * AGAIN PEACE NEGOTIATIONS HAVE BEEN BEATEN TO DEATH
 * SCREAMING, THE PIGS COMPASSED EUROPE THREE TIMES TO FETCH IN THE SUBSIDIES
 * I HAD A QUICK LOOK BEHIND THE TELLY TO SEE IF EVERYTHING WAS TRUE
 * LET`S GIVE THE STREET TO THE CHILDREN AND LOOK IN THE CARS IN THE NURSERY
 * NOT AN EXCEPTIONAL GOAL, NO, BUT STILL A MAGNIFICENT DYING SWAN
 * THE LANGUAGE OF LOVE WAS STRONGER THAN MY SPANISH
 * 1.000.000.000, 2.000.000.000, 10.000.000.000, WHY BOTHER, AS LONG AS YOU HAVE A TREE FOR YOUR HAMMOCK
 * THE POPE, POOR MAN, HE JUST GETS TOO LITTLE LIGHT IN THE VATICAN
 * YOU CAN DRESS UP ROUGH NEAT OR GLAMOROUS, BUT I CAN SEE YOUR TEDDYBEAR SOUL ANYWAY
 * I AM YOUR COURSE OF STUDY
 * IRA NOW THE WAR IS OVER IN NORTHERN IRELAND, WHY NOT END CHRISTIANITY AS WELL
 * WITH BOTH FEET ON THE GROUND YOU WON`T GET FAR
 * `PLOP` ANOTHER TEACHER LIBERATED
 * PUT MAN BACK IN THE ENVIRONMENT
 * A PINK GOVERNMENT FOR GERMANY
 * WHILE WAITING FOR THE GREAT LOVE, WHY NOT TRY THE LITTLE ONE
 * EVERY TIME I WANT TO MAKE A DECISION MY FATHER SAYS `THINK ABOUT YOUR FUTURE`
 * LET`S FLY TO VENUS
 * DON`T GO, EVERYTHING IS HERE
 * UNIVERSE IN SIGHT
 * THE REFORMED ATHEISTS HAVE GONE AND SECEDED FROM THE ORTHODOX HEATHEN AGAIN
 * HAITI, DEMOCRACY IS CAMOUFLAGE KIT
 * ALL PEOPLE WHO STILL HAVE WORK, PLEASE REPORT TO THE JOB CENTRE BY 5 PM
 * THE SILENCE IN THE WOOD IS TOO SILENT TO BE HEARD
 * IGOR, THE FAX MACHINE IS ON AND WE WILL BE WAITING
 * COULDN`T SLEEP LAST NIGHT, PICKED UP THE PHONE AND DIALLED A RANDOM NUMBER IN LA WOULD YOU BELIEVE JACK NICHOLSON
 * WONDERFUL PEOPLE ARE FULL OF MISTAKES AND WONDER
 * IT`S TIME SOMEONE WAS A BAD INFLUENCE ON YOU
 * BORIS YELTSIN TO BILL CLINTON HAVE YOU FOLKS GOT ALL THE PLUTONIOUM YOU NEED
 * AUTUMN LIGHT IS MY BOYFRIEND, HE`S SO ABSORBED IN A POEM, ALRIGHT MAYBE HE DOESN`T GET IT BUT THE LOOK IN HIS EYES IS SO SWEET
 * IN THE EARLY MORNING TRAFFIC JAM A LONELY DRIVER CAN FEEL HE STILL BELONGS SOMEWHERE
 * WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I WAS WITH YOU
 * BETTER WATCH OUT THAT YOU WON`T BECOME A TELEVISION SET IN YOUR NEXT LIFE
 * HO HO HO SKI-LIFTS ARE GOOD, BUT REINDEER ARE BETTER
 * A GOOD IDEA KNOCKS BEFORE COMING INTO YOUR HEAD
 * DEMOCRACY THE MYSTERIOUS WORLD BETWEEN APPEARANCE AND REPRESENTATION
 * DEAR WALL, CAN YOU HOLD THIS POSTER FOR ME PLEASE
 * KNOCK, KNOCK HERE I AM, THE LIFE-LOVER
 * KOHL:` SINCE THE WALL HAS GONE I CAN WALK OVER THEM MUCH EASIER`
 * SWEDEN, WHAT DO YOU MEAN PEACE, WE PRODUCE WEAPONS
 * SHALL WE FLOAT DOWN THE STREAM OR GET ACROSS
 * LIFE IS A SNOWFLAKE DELICATE AND COMPLICATED- AND ONCE YOU ARE MELTED YOU ARE IN THE OCEAN BEFORE YOU KNOW IT AND IT TAKES A CROWD`S LIFETIME OF UNCONSCIOUSNESS BEFORE YOU ARE THAT SNOWFLAKE AGAIN
 * ADDICTED TO CRACK, FORCED TO BE A HOOKER, HAVING AIDS, LIKING CHRISTMAS COOKIES OR WOULD YOU PREFER A CUP OF HOT CHOCOLATE
 * THEY DON`T REALLY WANT TO STOP THE ARMS EMBARGO- JUST TO GIVE A POSITIVE IMPULSE TO THE BLACK MARKET FOR WEAPONS
 * IT WAS SO DARK THAT I SAW SPARKS OF LIGHT EVERYWHERE
 * ONE EUROPE WITHOUT RUSSIA IS LIKE CENTRAL HEATING WITH ONLY ONE RADIATOR IN THE TOILET
 * IN THE BALTIC THE WHALES WEAR HELMETS
 * INTERNET INTERNATIONAL EXCHANGE OF LONELINESS (`S COUSIN CARL)
 * I HAD A DEPRIVED CHILDHOOD MY FATHER WAS ALWAYS WORKING
 * OKAY I`M UNEMPLOYED AND USUALLY HAVEN`T GOT ANYTHING SPECIAL TO EAT BUT I SLEEP IN THE STATION WHERE ANYA PASSES TWICE A DAY
 * THE FIRST TWO HOURS I COULDN`T GET HERE BECAUSE I HAD A VERY IMPORTANT DREAM
 * RATHER SEVEN HOURS AT SCHOOL THAN NO SLEEP AT ALL

1993

 * THERE IS NO CRISIS / JUST INJUSTICE
 * OOOH... WELL, MUMBLED THE PROFESSOR OF PHILOSOPHY, LOVE IS EH... EH... INDEFINABLE
 * RECIPE FOR A GOOD LIFE / MIX EVERYTHING, TEST AND MAKE YOUR CHOICE
 * IT'S NEVER TOO LATE FOR A NEW START, SAID DE KLERK AND HE STARTED WITH AN EVENING COURSE XHOSA FOR BEGINNERS
 * IF BAD NEWS WAS FOOD EVERYONE WOULD HAVE A FULL STOMACH
 * BEFORE YOU KNOW THOSE HAMAS REFUGEES WILL SAY "THIS IS OUR PROMISED LAND"
 * DIETH THOU OLD VALUES AND THOUGHTS
 * HAVE YOU ALREADY BEEN INVITED TO SHAKE HANDS WITH BILL CLINTON
 * MARXISM IS DEAD, EXPLOITATION LIVES
 * PFFF SOMETIMES I WISH I HAD BECOME A WINDOW CLEANER
 * WORK IS HARD TO GET, SO LET'S HAVE HOLIDAYS
 * PEACE NEGOTIATIONS IN NEW YORK / I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS A WAR THERE
 * SPRING / WHAT IS A BEAUTIFUL CHAIR LIKE YOU DOING HERE ALONE
 * 28 FEBRUARY / INTERNATIONAL NAUGHTY THINGS DAY
 * DO YOU KNOW THESE NEW BIRDS YET THE OILGULL, THE GREASEDUCK, THE PITCHPIDGEON, THE SMURRYFLUTTER, THE BLACKBUTTERFLY, THE FLOATING FISH
 * SORRY BUT MY BOOK ON NUCLEAR PHYSICS HAS EXPLODED
 * LIFE IS MORE THAN BIG CARS, EXPENSIVE CLOTHES, BIG HOUSES AND WORKING OVERTIME
 * DOES LIVING TAKE A LOT OF YOUR TIME
 * THE WORLD IS JUST AS MUCH YOURS AS CLINTON'S
 * BETTER GET THE BRUSH-OFF THAN HAVE A CALLOUS SOUL
 * PEOPLE ARE IRRATIONAL AND SO ARE ALL THE OTHER ANIMALS
 * 51% OF THE WORKING PEOPLE IS CALCULATING THE OTHER HALF
 * LOESJE INTERNATIONAL / BECAUSE IDEAS HAVE NO BORDERS
 * HEY YOU BIRDS COME ON WITH THAT EGG
 * POLITICS / CAN'T YOU DO IT WITH YOUR OWN FRIENDS
 * TIE SIGNALS / RED, NEED MONEY BLUE, EVERYTHING OKAY GREEN, NOT YET CONVINCED BLACK, BANKRUPT DOTS, DO NOT SEE THE POINT
 * NO RACES, NO FRONTIERS, NO LIMITATIONS, SIMPLY THE EARTH
 * OUR DEMANDS 1. AN INCOME 2. TENDERNESS 3. PANSIES ON THE MOTORWAY
 * NEXT TIME I'LL TAKE PARENTS OF MY OWN AGE
 * EVERY LAND WHERE YOU CAN SIT DOWN, EAT YOUR CHEESE SANDWICH AND COUNT THE CLOUDS IS FINE
 * I JUST WON'T JOIN ALL THAT NEGATIVITY
 * IT'S BECOMING SPRING AGAIN, THE AMERICANS START ACTING STRANGE
 * LIGHT ALWAYS HITS THE EXTREMES
 * WITH THE FIRST EUROPIAN REFERENDUM THEY WILL ASK OF COURSE IF WE FEEL AT HOME ALREADY
 * THE BITTERNESS OF LOW QUALITY COMES AFTER THE SWEETNESS OF A LOW PRICE
 * SPRINGTIME DOESN'T BOTHER ABOUT SCHOOL EITHER
 * LOVE IS ALWAYS PREGNANT
 * TOMBOLA NAPOLITANA / FIND SEVEN HONEST POLITICIANS OUT OF FORTYTWO
 * EVERY INDIVIDUAL HAS THE RIGHT TO 30% UNEMPLOYMENT
 * -- HELLO -- SOME FOOL WITH A CAGE FULL OF WHITE DOVES IS STANDING ON THE LANDINGSTRIP
 * I ALWAYS THINK TWICE BEFORE I SAY SOMETHING STUPID
 * SORRY, SAID THE MONKEY TO THE ZEBRA / THIS ZOO IS FOR MEMBERS ONLY
 * MY TEACHER SPOKE ABOUT THE FLOWERS AND THE BEES AND NOW MY BOYFRIEND WANTS HONEY
 * HE WAS SO PROUD OF HIS COUNTRY THAT HE WANTED TO SHARE IT WITH ALL PEOPLE
 * I LIKE THE SOUND OF ALL THESE STRANGE LANGUAGES AROUND ME IN THE STREET
 * HEY HAVEL, COME, LET S TAKE A BEER TOGETHER
 * THE OTHER DAY I WAS IN SLOVENIA WHEN SOMEONE SAID / THE WAR IS JUST AS FAR AS YOU KEEP IT AWAY
 * THERE ARE NEW PLANS TO FIGHTS THE UNEMPLOYMENT, LET'S HOPE THEY'LL WORK
 * BE ORIGINAL FOR ONE TIME, ALSO LAST TIME YOU CUT DOWN ON EXPENSES
 * CAN YOU EXPLAIN ME WHY ELEPHANTS LIKE ORIENTAL MUSIC
 * OFFICER, CAN YOU KEEP MY BUCKET FOR A MOMET PLEASE
 * LOESJE FOR MORE WIT AND EMOTION
 * LOVE IS FOR FREE IS THAT WHY NURSES GET SO BADLY PAID
 * HAPPY FISH DON`T PEOPLE
 * EVERYBODY WAS ON MY SIDE SO THE BOAT CAPSIZED
 * SORRY SIR, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY DREAMS
 * ACT FUNNY OR I`LL ZAP
 * ALSO CAPITALISM HAS HAD IT`S TIME, BUT WE DON`T HAVE ANYTHING BETTER YET
 * THE DOCTOR ADVISED ME TO DRINK COFFEE TWO TIMES A DAY AT THE NEIGHBOUR`S
 * LIFE SEARCHES FOR THINGS THAT TOUCH YOU
 * WHATEVER IS PLAYING IN A COUNTRY, LET IT BE CHILDREN
 * THE LATEST STUDY OF THE MINISTRY OF ENERGY ON THE GREENHOUSE EFFECT: 'ON A SUNNY DAY FLOWERS GROW BETTER`
 * WHAT A WASTE TO WASH THE SUMMER MEMORIES FROM YOUR CLOTHES
 * I WORK AS A HORSE, AM QUIET AS A LAMB AND LET MYSELF BE TREATED AS A DOG, IN SHORT, DO YOU HAVE A JOB FOR ME
 * LIVE ENVIRONMENTAL CONCIOUS, RECYCLE YOUR HAPPINESS
 * RUSSIAN SAYING:` DO NOT MAKE JOKES HIGHER THAN THE ROUBLE`
 * ART NEVER UNDERSTANDS ME
 * A SYMPHONY OF THE STREET SOUNDS JUST FOR YOU
 * SMILES HAVE BOOMERANG EFFECT
 * ALL THE MONEY IN HIS POCKETS JUST MAKES HIS STEPS HEAVIER
 * NO JOKE IN CHINA THEY MAKE MEASURES TO KEEP THE ECONOMIC GROWTH UNDER 10%
 * FREE SARAJEVO, MAKE A STAND AGAINST NATIONALISM IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY
 * ONLY PEOPLE WITHOUT FANTASY TAKE REFUGE IN THE REALITY
 * INCAPICITY COMES FROM THE BARREL OF A RIFLE
 * NOTHING SO WEIRD OR YOU CAN FIND IT IN OUR FAMILY
 * I'M HANGIN` IN THE RAIN I`M HANGIN` IN THE RAIN, WHAT A GLORIOUS FEELING
 * HOLY MOSES, THE WAY YOU THINK ON TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN IS THE WAY YOU NEVER THINK ANYWHERE ELSE
 * I`D RATHER FEEL ONCE THAN THINK TWICE
 * WE ARE NOT SLAVES OF ONLY ONE COLOUR
 * STRANGE UNEMPLOYMENT WHEN THERE IS A WHOLE WORLD TO IMPROVE
 * THE SPIRIT OF THIS TIME FORCES US TO LOOK FORWARD
 * I DON`T KNOW ABOUT GENETIC ENGINEERING BUT TOMATOES HAVE JUST CONQUERED MY BALCONY
 * YOU DON`T NEED WINGS TO BE AN ANGEL
 * NEWS FROM THE FRONT OF GENETIC ENGINEERING, PROFESSOR MUDDER GAVE BIRTH TO HIS FATHER
 * KIDS DON`T DO WHAT WE TELL THEM, THEY DO WHAT WE DO
 * CAN WE BE ETERNAL IN THIS LIMITED SPACE
 * OPEN YOUR MIND AND LET ME IN
 * CHRISTMAS ACTION SEND A POEM FULL OF FIRE AND COMPASSION TO SARAJEVO
 * SO YOU`RE AFRAID OUR CULTURE MIGHT GET MESSED UP, SO WHAT I`M AFRAID IT WON`T
 * TELEPHONE HERE...THERE, BUT WHERE DOES THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION TAKE PLACE
 * CAPITALISM AFTER THE BERLIN WALL RECESSIONS ARE NOT INTERRUPTED BY REVIVALS ANYMORE
 * WE SAT WARM AND COSY AND THE WHOLE WORLD CROSSED THE KITCHENTABLE
 * YOU EAT THE PLANKTON AND PLANKTON EATS YOU
 * THE BEST WAY TO SHOW OFF IS WITH YOUR GRANDMA
 * ON HIS DEATHBED THE PHILOSOPHER DISCOVERED THE MEANING OF LIFE IS TO LIVE
 * DID YOU HAVE A GOOD FIGHT WITH YOUR RELATIVES AT CHRISTMAS
 * IN CHAOS THERE ARE A LOT OF ANSWERS
 * IF YOU DRAW A STAR FAST IT BECOMES A BALLETDANCER

1992

 * EVERYTHING IS MUCH EASIER IF YOU LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOUR INSTEAD OF YOUR COUNTRY
 * POSTERS DON'T MAKE A SOUND / STILL THEY CAN BREAK THE SILENCE
 * DOWN WITH THE GENERAL INABILITY
 * PROSPERITY / YOU CANNOT FOOL MY GRANDFATHER / HE SIMPLY COUNTS THE TRAMPS
 * LOESJE / CAN YOU TRANSLATE THAT
 * STAY A WHILE / THE BUS IS PROBABLY LATE ANYWAY
 * ISN'T IT INCREDIBLE THAT THE NEWS FROM THE WHOLE WORLD ALWAYS FITS EXACTLY INTO A NEWSPAPER
 * INDIAN LESSON 1 / NEVER USE MORE THAN YOU NEED
 * ANYBODY SEEN MY BOYFRIEND
 * HAS THE TEACHER LEARNED ANYTHING TODAY
 * EVEN AT THE WORST DISASTER / THERE'S A REPORTER FOAMING AT THE MOUTH
 * NO I'M NOT A MEMBER OF GREENPEACE / I'M JUST SORTING MY RUBBISH
 * WHILE THE PEOPLE WERE STARVING THE GOVERnMENT INTRODUCED A NEW COIN / AND THEY COULDN'T EAT THAT ONE EITHER
 * YOU ARE "GUARDIAN ANGEL" / YOU SEE A GIRL PUTTING UP A POSTER / YOU WANT TO STOP HER / CAN YOU
 * AND WORLD PEACE KEEPS RINGING
 * WHY BORDERS WHEN IT RAINS
 * DEAD SEA SCROLLS FOUND / PALESTINIANS CHOSEN PEOPLE
 * HE SOLD HIS MERCEDES AGAIN AND WAS HAPPY WITH HIS TRABANT
 * THE OLD MAN IN THE SUPERMARKET ONLY WANTED SOME ATTENTION
 * THAT STRANGE BIRD SEEMS FAMILIAR TO ME
 * HOW OFTEN DID THE ADVERTISERS DISCOVER YOU AS A TARGET GROUP
 * JAPANESE ECONOMY STRIKES THE USA LIKE AN ATOMIC BOMB
 * TAKE OFF YOUR MASK AND HIDE IT UNDER MY BED
 * HOW MANY COUNTRIES DID EUROPE HAVE AT TWO O' CLOCK THIS AFTERNOON
 * WHY CAN'T THE NEXT PRESIDENT BE NICE
 * IF YOU TRY / YOU WIN AT LEAST EXPERIENCE
 * THE BEST DRUGS ARE LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP
 * WANTED / MODERN KNIGHTS
 * LET'S SIT TOGETHER AROUND THE TABLE AGAIN
 * MAYBE I SHOULD NEVER HAVE KISSED THAT SLOVENIAN GIRL ( S BROTHER)
 * SPRING / THE AIR QUIVERS AROUND MY NOSE AND IT IS RAINING BIRDS
 * MOTHERS / LET YOUR CHILDREN PLAY WITH WHAT THEY WANT / OR THEY MIGHT BECOME POLITICIANS
 * HE WANTED SO MUCH AND BUILT UP HIS COURAGE FOR SO LONG THAT HE DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO DO ANYTHING
 * AND THEN THE UN PEACE KEEPING FORCES CONQUERED ANOTHER COUNTRY
 * YOU DON'T WANT ME TO DO WHAT YOU SAY DO YOU
 * SHE WANTS TO CONQUER THE WORLD AND SHE HASN'T EVEN GOT WEAPONS
 * YOU NEVER KNOW HOW FAR YOU ARE FROM EUROPE UNTIL YOU WANT TO JOIN THE EEC
 * HOMEWORK I DON'T TAKE THE DISHES TO SCHOOL EITHER DO I
 * IN LOVE WITH YOURSELF
 * GROWTH WHEN DOES THE ECONOMY FINALLY GROW UP
 * MY LITTLE BROTHER IS STILL LOOKING FOR PEOPLE FOR INTERNATIONAL BROTHERSHIP
 * WHAT IS COMPETITION IN RUSSIAN
 * THE PEACE ARMY IN BOSNIA IS WAITING FOR PEACE TO COME
 * YESTERDAY IN THE TRAIN THAT GIRL WHO WAS AFRAID TO SPEAK THAT WAS ME
 * JUST A QUESTION WHY DOESN'T WORLD PEACE 1 BREAK OUT NOW
 * THE EEC IS PRETTY SUCCESSFUL IN EXPORTING POVERTY TO EASTERN EUROPEAN COUNTRIES
 * FREEDOM, EQUALITY AND A BROTHER WHO UNDERSTANDS IT
 * WHILE SEARCHING FOR MYSELF I FOUND: *MY FATHER *MY MOTHER *THE NEIGHBOURS' DEAD DOG *MY BELLY BOTTON *AND A COUPLE OF

BEERBOTTLE TOPS
 * DEMOCRACY / EVERY PARTNER IS ALLOWED TO REPRESENT THE FIRM
 * IN ITALY IT ISN'T STRANGE TO SAY THAT POLITICS MURDERED THE BIGGEST ANTI-MAFIA FIGHTER
 * BULLS EYE THE KURD ON TELEVISION TALKED ABOUT HUMANITY THAT SHOULD BE REVIVED
 * WE NEED MORE TREES TO HANG THE HAMMOCKS
 * BE YOURSELF A CITIZEN OF THE WORLD
 * GOOD THING THE NIGHTSHIFT, NO SLEEP AT NIGHT, AND NO WORK AT DAY
 * "DON'T BE A SPOILSPORT DON'T RUN AWAY",CALLED THE SERBS AFTER THE RETREATING PEACEKEEPING FORCE
 * NOT HAVING TO DO ANYTHING AND YET GETTING A LOT DONE
 * THE EARTH AND MANKIND WHO WILL ADAPT TO WHOM
 * WELL WHEN SHE WAS BORN WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO EXACTLY SHE IS SO TO SAY AN EXPERIMENT (THE FATHER OF)
 * IF EVEN THE CZECHS AND THE SLOVAKS CANNOT COME TO TERMS WE'D BETTER ARRANGE THINGS WORLDWIDE STRAIGHT AWAY
 * IT IS 1992 AND SOON HE'LL BECOME 11, HE IS HUNGRY, HIS PARENTS ARE DEAD AND HIS HUT IS SWEPT AWAY AND NOW THE MACHINE GUN HAS

BROKEN TOO
 * A SMILE, A TOUCH, YES I SPEAK MY LANGUAGE WELL
 * HI FANTASTIC CREATURE OF LOVE WITH YOUR BELLY AND YOUR *EYES
 * WHEN IT IS TOO EXPENSIVE TO SAVE THE EARTH WHERE WILL WE MOVE THEN
 * LIFE *HEY* IT CAN ALSO BE LIKE THIS
 * ALL THAT HATRED WOULD IT BE HIDING SUPPRESSED LOVE
 * AFTER THREE HOURS OF LOOKING IN THE MIRROR SHE STILL WASN'T HAPPY WITH HER INNER SELF
 * NO I'M NOT UNEMPLOYED, THE AUTUMN WEATHER IS JUST VERY NICE
 * OF COURSE ALL PEOPLE ARE COLOURED OTHERWISE THEY WOULDN'T BE SEEN
 * I WATCH CNN 48 HOURS A DAY AND STILL I DON'T FEEL CLOSER TO THE WORLD
 * PEROT'S WIFE HAS TEN THOUSAND PAIRS OF SHOES
 * MADE IN GERMANY I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE EXPORTING GYPSIES TOO
 * A THOUSAND RIVERS
 * WHOM DID I LENT MY FRONTDOOR KEYS THIS TIME
 * THE COMMUNISM DIDN'T WORK, THE CAPITALISM DOESN'T WORK, YOU WORK
 * PEOPLE / DON'T BUY A THING
 * PROMISE / IF YOU GET RID OF YOUR CAR, WE WILL FIRE THE MINISTER OF ENVIRONMENT
 * ONE JOBLESS MAN KEEPS TEN BUREAUCRATS ROLLING
 * IT'S SAFER TO WATCH OTHER PEOPLE LIVE
 * WITH MATHS YOU CAN FOOL A LOT OF PEOPLE
 * WINTER / WARM NOSES, COLD TOES AND PRESENTS THAT LAND INTO THE WARM WINTER FIRE
 * "I LOVE OTHER CULTURES" HE ZAPPED
 * UN PEACE FORCES / UNTIL NOW THEY HAVE ONLY CONQUERED SOME GIRLS
 * MODERN TIMES / 150 BEATS A MINUTE
 * WHERE IS ROBIN HOOD
 * I AM THE HEAD OF THE FAMILY, I HAVE THE REMOTE CONTROL
 * OPINIONS ABOUT 1992 39% A MESS 40% NICE LIVING 13% CAN'T WE DO IT AGAIN 3% NO OPINION 73% IS IT OVER YET
 * LOVE FITS THROUGH ALL CHIMNEYS
 * ON NEW YEAR'S DAY EVERYBODY IS A POLITICIAN AND STRIKES 7 MILLION OF FIREWORK IN 15 MINUTES
 * I'M ABOUT TO EAT YOUR PENCIL, MY DEAR

1991

 * WHO WANTS TO BE BOSSED AROUND WHEN YOU CAN MANAGE YOURSELF
 * SPARKS TEND TO JUMP OVER
 * LOVE IS OFTEN GOOD FOR A LAUGH (DRAWING)
 * SO YOU THINK IT'S A MESS / EVEN MORE REASON TO MAKE THINGS GO YOUR WAY
 * HUMAN RIGHST ART. 204 / ANY PERSON HAS THE RIGHT TO JOIN THE TABLE WITH THE HORN OF PLENTY
 * IS THERE ANY WATER / NO JUST SAND / WELL THEN WE'LL USE SAND
 * EVER SEEN A CAPITALIST SHARING THE CAKE
 * IMAGINE / YOU ARE WALKING THROUGH THE FOREST OF CAPITALISM AND YOU CANNOT SEE THE TREES ANYMORE
 * SOUTH AFRICA / SLEGS VIR ALMAL / FOR EVERYONE ONLY
 * LOVE / THE POWER THAT LOOKS OVER THE DESERT AND DENIES THE FEELING "NOTHING CAN GROW HERE"
 * I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND FOUND THE WORLD ON MY DOORSTEP
 * IF EVERYONE IS DEAF / WE'LL JUST SING IN SIGN LANGUAGE
 * WAR / YEAH / BUT I DON'T NEED AN ENEMY
 * "IT IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD" THE GREENLY SAID TO THE ROSE
 * SOLIDARITY / IN YOUR EASTER HOLIDAYS DON'T RISE UNTIL AFTER THREE DAYS
 * THE SUN IS SHINING THE LAND IS BEAUTIFUL AND FREEDOM WANTS TO TAKE YOU ALONG
 * I THOUGHT OF YOU WHEN HE KISSED ME AND HERE I AM BUT WITH MY HEAD UP
 * THE LOWER THE WAGE THE WORSE FOR YOUR BACK
 * "SURPRISE" CRIED AUNT SALLY ON HER WEEKLY VISIT
 * AND THEN THE LAST AMERICAN TANK DIVISION SOLVED THE PALESTINIAN PROBLEM JUST LIKE THAT
 * YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE ANYTHING FOR GRANTED
 * INTERNATIONAL / SHE'S ALREADY TRANSFERRED HER OVERDRAFT TO A SWISS BACK ACCOUNT
 * WHEN THEY MAKE YOU RESPONSIBLE FOR WHERE YOU WERE BORN YOU ARE CALLED A REFUGEE
 * FINALLY OUR GUINEA-PIG HAS GOT AN AFFAIR WITH THE NEXT-DOOR RABBIT
 * IT SOUNDS REASONABLE BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE
 * WITH A WHISPER THE SPRING SUN AWAKENS THE WORLD
 * NORMALLY I'M A VEGETARIAN BUT WHEN I SEE MY BOYFRIEND
 * YUGOSLAVIA IS BECOMING A JIGSAW I WONDER WHO WILL PUT IT TOGETHER
 * AND THEN EVERYBODY THREW ALL THEIR SHILLINGS ON THE STREET AND RAN AFTER THEMSELVES
 * THE GULF WAR COST 60.000.000.000 DOLLAR / FOR THAT AMOUNT YOU COULD... (FILL IN AND SEND YOUR REACTION TO)
 * CAN POSTERS CHANGE THE WORLD
 * NATIONALISTIC PROBLEMS / LET'S GIVE EVERYBODY A COUNTRY OF HIS OWN / AND THEN MAKE A BIG UNION
 * I LIKE CLIMBING MOUNTAINS / BUT SOMETIMES I CAN'T RESIST MOVING THEM
 * ORDINARY MUST BE NICE BECAUSE EVERYBODY IS
 * HE WAS SO NARROW-MINDED THAT WHEN HE LAID DOWN EVERYBODY WOULD WALK OVER HIM
 * I LIVE SO I DIE / WAIT A MOMENT I'M NOT DEAD YET
 * A BUREAUCRAT IS IN LOVE WITH ME / I GET LOVELETTERS IN FOURFOLD
 * HOLIDAY / HAS ANYONE SEEN ONE OF MY 17 PASSPORTS
 * JUST A QUESTION / WHY DOESN'T WORLD PEACE 1 BREAK OUT NOW
 * LOVE / YOU DON'T NEED A WATCH FOR IT
 * WHEN PUNISHMENT DIDN'T HELP / THEY BUILT SOME NEW PRISONS
 * GRANDDAD / ONE DAY HE'LL STAND ON THAT MOUNTAIN KNOWING WHO OWNS THE WORLD
 * FOR THE FREEDOM TO CHANGE YOUR MIND
 * YOU NEVER KNOW HOW FAR YOU ARE FROM EUROPE UNTIL YOU WANT TO JOIN THE EC
 * DID THE DINOSAURS ALSO NOTE THEIR GROWTH IN THE DOW JONES INDEX BEFORE THEY DIED OUT
 * EVEN ON MONDAY MORNINGS YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
 * DO YOU THINK GOD STILL BELIEVES IN US
 * STRIVING FOR INDEPENDENCE / IT IS LIKE WITH CHILDREN / YOU HAVE TO LET THEM GO FIRST THEN THEY WILL COME BACK THEMSELVES
 * SUPPOSE THIS IS A MIRROR WOULD YOU BREAK IT
 * WHAT A PARTY / FROM THE REFUNDS YOU COULD BUY A GOOD BREAKFAST
 * I DID ANYTHING TO STAY ANONYMOUS BUT I DID NOT SUCCEED (A GIRLFRIEND OF)
 * CAPITALISM LESSON 1 / WHEN YOU FIND SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO WORK FOR YOU / ASK HIS BROTHER AS WELL
 * HE CRIED AND CRIED AND SAID A LOT OF SPANISH WORDS THAT I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND
 * INTERNATIONAL / MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR WRITES ME LETTERS
 * I GOT BORED WITH MTV SO I WENT TO THE NEIGHBOURS TO MAKE SOME MUSIC
 * IN SPITE OF WARNINGS MY KID BROTHER LEFT FOR SICILY / TO GET RICH HE SAYS
 * I DECLARE MYSELF INDEPENDENT SAID THE REVEREND AND PAINTED HIS CHURCH PINK
 * BUSH "I WILL DO ANYTHING TO PROTECT THE MONEY" ("SORRY I MEAN TO PROTECT THE HUMAN RIGHTS")
 * I WISH SHE WAS THAT SERIOUS WITH ME (THE BOYFRIEND OF)
 * AND WHEN EVERYBODY LOST THEIR PASSPORT / FOR PRACTICAL REASONS THEY DECIDED TO REMOVE THE BORDERS
 * LUCKILY MY GRANDDAD STILL HAS HIS ATLAS FROM BEFORE WW1
 * IN TIME I'LL TAKE A HOLIDAY THAT LASTS FOR YEARS ('S BROTHER)
 * HEY STRANGER COME AND GET WARM BY THE FIRE
 * AND THE NEIGHBOURS STILL THINK THERE'S A PARTY GOING ON
 * WHO WANTS TO COME TO RUSSIA WITH ME
 * THE WORLD ECONOMY CAME INTO USE 200 YEARS AGO AND SINCE THEN IT'S BEEN GOING BAD
 * THE WHOLE WORLD IN THE EC (DRAWING)
 * IT IS OF COURSE TEMPTING TO DIE FOR YOUR HOME COUNTRY / BUT YOUR COUNTRY HAS MORE USE FOR SONS AND DAUGHTERS WHO ARE ALIVE
 * THE DANCE OF THE AUTUMN COLOURS MAKES ME MOVE ON THE WAVES OF LIFE
 * IT IS MORE SATISFYING TO MOP UP WHEN YOU KNOW THAT AT THE SAME TIME SOMEONE IS TRYING TO FIX THE TAP
 * WHEN MUM AND DAD MADE YOU THEY MUST HAVE HAD A LOT OF FUN
 * YUGOSLAVIA / MORE MOTHERS IN CHARGE
 * ON THE TELEVISION THEY SHOW ONLY THE SHORT WARS
 * SURELY YOU CAN RELY ON THAT SOFT LITTLE VOICE INSIDE OF YOU
 * IT IS NOT DIFFICULT TO SAY "GOOD MORNING" WHEN YOU GET ON THE BUS
 * LOESJE POLICY / DIGGING OUT OSTRICHES
 * I WISH I WAS AS CRAZY AS EVERYBODY SAYS I AM
 * THEY DIDN'T MAKE RAINCOATS TO MAKE YOU STAY INSIDE
 * ARE THE GERMANS HAPPY NOW OR ARE THEY REBUILDING THE WALL
 * FOR YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE PLEASE REPORT IN THREEFOLD TO COUNTER 17
 * WHILE WAITING IN THE QUEUE IN THE SUPERMARKET HE LOOKED INTO MY SHOPPING CAR AND I ASKED HIM FOR DINNER
 * DO YOU TOO TRY AND SOLVE THE ENVIRONMENTAL PROBLEMS WHILE YOU SIT ON THE TOILET
 * THERE ARE LESS PEOPLE ALL THE TIME WHO PLAY THE ROLE OF THE WOMAN
 * WHEN THE LAST LEAF FALLS OFF THE TREE I KNOW FOR SURE SPRING IS OVER
 * JUST LOVE EACH OTHER SOONER OR LATER YOU WILL LIKE IT
 * "LONG LIVE CAPITALISM" JELTSIN YELLED AND CHANGED INTO A HAMBURGER
 * LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOUR BECAUSE THAT'S ME
 * WERE THE SHEPHERDS -PALESTINIANS -JEWS -CHRISTIANS
 * MAY I ASK YOU SOMETHING / DO I BLUSH WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME
 * WHO'LL JOIN ME THROWING SNOWBALLS AT THE EUROPEAN ARMY ('S KIDBROTHER)
 * EVERY HAPPY END IS A GOOD BEGINNING
 * WHEN SOMEONE NEEDS IT / LEND HIM YOUR THOUGHTS

1990
Mdd (talk) 21:20, 19 February 2024 (UTC)
 * JUST GET STARTED
 * BE YOURSELF AND KICKSTART THE WORLD
 * EUROPEAN UNIFICATION / HIGH TIME WE MEET EACH OTHER
 * HOLIDAY ROMANCE / I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND HIM BUT IT WAS VERY CUTE
 * WHY PRODUCE GARBAGE WHEN IT IS THROWN AWAY ALL THE SAME
 * PROBLEMS / MY RABBIT HAS BIG EARS AND A WARM HEART
 * ARE YOU ALSO ON THE LIST OF FUTILE OCCUPATIONS
 * WHEN LOESJE COMES EVERYTHING WILL BE DIFFERENT
 * EVEN IN SEVENTH HEAVEN STORM CLOUDS DO GATHER SOMETIMES
 * EVERYTHING CHANGES ALL THE TIME AND THIS WILL ALWAYS BE SO
 * AND ON THE EIGHTH DAY MAN CREATED GOD
 * POLLUTION / JESUS SOON WE CAN ALL WALK ON WATER
 * FASTER THAN A MERCEDES MY HEART BEATS FOR YOU
 * ONE RED SEA IS ENOUGH
 * WHAT'S BEHIND ALL THIS (THE WALLPAPER PASTE OF)
 * EUROPE / A THOUSAND MILES FROM HERE / THERE IS ANOTHER PERSON SMILING
 * I'LL MAKE SURE YOUR SLIPPERS DON'T WEAR OUT
 * ONE PLENTY CAN BE USED TO FILL SOMEONE ELSE'S LACK
 * THE WORLD IS MORE BEAUTIFUL WITH YOU
 * SEPARATISM / AFTER THE ARMS AND THE LIVER NOW THE HEAD WANTS TO SEPARATE
 * FREEDOM SELDOM WEARS A TIE
 * YOU CAN'T KEEP HER FENCED IN
 * YOU KNOW LOOKING INTO HIS BLUE EYES / YOU POUR TEA INTO THE SUGARBOWL
 * ALL HE WANTED TO DO WAS IMPROVE THE WORLD BUT HE WAS AGAINST EVERYTHING
 * 1991 / KEEP A WARM HEART
 * WHEN I LOOK AT THE STARS AT NIGHT ONE ALWAYS WINKS BACK AT ME
 * HEY PETE / DON'T BE SO NARROW MINDED MAN / THE COLD WAR IS HISTORY
 * IN THE GULF THE FIRST AMERICAN BOAT REFUGEE HAS BEEN SIGHTED
 * AND IN 1991 THE WINNING NUMBER OF THE PREMIUM BONS WILL SLIP THROUGH YOUR FINGER AGAIN.
 * JUST SUPPOSE THERE IS NO SAVIOUR
 * GORBACHOV KNOCKS DOWN WALLS / FOUNDATIONS SEEM TO BE MORE OF A PROBLEM