Talk:Married... with Children

Unsorted Quotes

 * Al: [to Peggy] Do I see the redheaded monster of jealousy?


 * Kelly: [looking disgusted] Some guy on the bus asked me if I wanted to "rub his 'magic lamp' and see a genie come out"... there was no genie.


 * Al: A fat woman came into the store today. She said she wanted something to feel comfortable in, so I said "try Wyoming."


 * [Two young guys start working at the shoe store. Al and Griff make them understand that they are stuck with this job to the rest of their lives.]
 * Young worker A: This job is just...
 * Griff: Temporary?
 * Young worker B: Yeah, 'cause we're going to...
 * Al: College?
 * [A brief moment of silence.]
 * Al: Do you have a girlfriend? I bet she's a redhead.