Talk:Michael Winner

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 * Ah, that must be George Best's cremation.
 * When shown a picture of the Buncefield Oil Depot Fire whilst appearing as a guest on Have I Got News for You in December 2005, provoking laughter and outrage in equal measure


 * Calm down dear, it's a commercial.
 * the catchphrase of his Esure adverts.


 * God, the truth hurts!
 * When asked by a Daily Telegraph reporter how he would respond to Gordon Ramsay's comment that "Winner knows nothing about food."


 * When I tell people I've slept with more than 130 women, they are appalled but, you know, I've been doing it for 55 years so I don't think that's bad going!

About Michael Winner

 * He's the only person I've ever met who talks to me as I wish to be talked to.
 * Marlon Brando


 * Winner knows nothing about food.
 * Gordon Ramsay